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06-20-2007, 10:59 PM
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Good Eye, Sniper
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Happy b-day TiE!
Happy 17th man! Only one more year til you can legally buy your own porn instead of making others get it/pretending you're 18 on a website 
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06-20-2007, 11:37 PM
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I Slay Dragons
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Happy Birthday, dude! 
Boy, I dunno if I ever told you but I got your video card all straightened out with that new psu. Smooth sailing! |
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06-20-2007, 11:53 PM
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Muad'dib
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NO BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR YOU!
BongoBob: Dath you are the true face of the internet.
Roxstar: Dath is 1/2 Chris Farley 1/2 Lord Voldemort.
Kain: Dath>new guy
TiE23: Dath, lord of accidentally burning the unburnable.
The Seeker: Dath Maximus makes happiness his Bitch.
BongoBob: Dath never keeps his promises. EXCEPT TO KILL!
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06-21-2007, 12:23 AM
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Junior Member
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happy b'day man
I call him GAMBLOR!!
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06-21-2007, 06:59 AM
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Statusless
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Have a good'un!
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06-21-2007, 08:01 AM
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A peppermint nightmare.
Join Date: Nov 2003
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pretending you're 18 on a website
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You mean we can actually do that? :-O
Have a good one, TiE.
Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
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06-21-2007, 08:12 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
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Have a good one, Tie!
"Words are deeds." - Wittgenstein
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06-21-2007, 09:20 AM
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Above
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17? Meh.
That's just one useless year before you turn 18. 
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06-21-2007, 10:14 AM
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...you monster.
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Happy 17th!
Are you graduating soon then?
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06-21-2007, 10:22 AM
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Je suis l'agent du chaos.
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pretending you're 18 on a website
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21 for some principalities/localities.
Happy Birthday TiE.
That's the last time I buy anything just because it's furry!
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06-21-2007, 10:30 AM
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17 is pretty cool, considering that you will be adult for like the rest of your life (read: long enough to discover how boring porn will become before you even hit the 20).
Like Mr. Rhett here, he cries himself to sleep every night, he's like 78+ now, and has to watch the young ladies go by and giggle at him playing with his "killer elves", not to mention there wouldn't happen much any more anyway. Stay young!
XD
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06-21-2007, 10:44 AM
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Computer Crazy
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21 for some principalities/localities.
Happy Birthday TiE. |
Woohoo I'm lucky, in here we can drink, drive and do all that at 18 already lol
And I'm 20 XD
Happy birthday TiE!! I hope you're inviting us for the party and all cuz I already got my plane ticket, I should be there around 6-7pm 
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06-21-2007, 11:30 AM
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Rating: Awesome
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Happy Birthday man. 17's a good year, you should enjoy it. 
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06-21-2007, 11:41 AM
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Gold Standard
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Now, you can legally buy rated M games. Though, I don't think that stops any of us from buying them any way.
Happy Birthday, TiE!
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06-21-2007, 11:48 AM
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Brony 4 Life. Yo.
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17?! Maaaan.. I have nose hairs older than you
Merry Escape from the Womb Anniversary!
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06-21-2007, 01:58 PM
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Super Dimension Fortress
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Happy Birthday!
(and what Chainz said)
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06-21-2007, 02:08 PM
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★★★★★
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Happy B-Day Man ! |
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06-21-2007, 02:11 PM
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n - 1
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You turned 17 too?! Congrats, happy b-day! 
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06-21-2007, 05:38 PM
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[]D [] []V[] []D [] []\[]
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I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS."
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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06-21-2007, 05:47 PM
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Above
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Originally Posted by milo
I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS."
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Woot? What things can't you buy if you're under 17 in the U.S?
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06-22-2007, 02:01 AM
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[]D [] []V[] []D [] []\[]
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Woot? What things can't you buy if you're under 17 in the U.S?
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Rated R movies and rated M games.
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One trick I noticed is that if you're going to buy something that required ID; like an R rated film or a M rated game; is to go a day or two without shaving in order to look older. I just went about 5 days without shaving and I looked significantly older.
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Never worked for me :/
"I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now,
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces...
And threw every piece into a fire.
As I burned, it hurt because
I was so happy for you." - GLaDOS
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06-22-2007, 03:08 AM
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I Slay Dragons
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I just went about 5 days without shaving and I looked significantly older.
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I could have sworn that I forbid you to do that. You start looking hoboish. Not the good kind* of hobo either. Yes, there's a good kind*.
* = non stabbing
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06-22-2007, 04:52 AM
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Get bent!
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Originally Posted by BongoBob
Happy 17th man! Only one more year til you can legally buy your own porn instead of making others get it/pretending you're 18 on a website
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Been doing that since 2005, baby. :V
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Originally Posted by Boba Rhett
Happy Birthday, dude!
Boy, I dunno if I ever told you but I got your video card all straightened out with that new psu. Smooth sailing! |
Actually, I was wondering about that- it's only been like, a bunch of months since then.
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NO BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR YOU!
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*Delivers murder unto Dath Maximus' soul*
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Originally Posted by Chase Windu
Happy b-day! If you where where I am I'd take you to this one street downtown that has everything and I mean it. It has a couple small shops, 2 theaters, bars, sports bars, bars & grills, an adult book store, and hookers. But you're not here so there. But happy birthday anyways. |
Street you live on? No thanks, don't want herpes.
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Happy 17th!
Are you graduating soon then?
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I'm a senior next year, but I'm close enough, yah.
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Like Mr. Rhett here, he cries himself to sleep every night, he's like 78+ now, and has to watch the young ladies go by and giggle at him playing with his "killer elves", not to mention there wouldn't happen much any more anyway. Stay young!
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Sounds like a horrible existence.
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Happy birthday TiE!! I hope you're inviting us for the party and all cuz I already got my plane ticket, I should be there around 6-7pm |
Cool, now I can quiz you in American slang in person. :V
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Happy Birthday man. 17's a good year, you should enjoy it. |
Yay, I can finally get M Rated games - only had to wait 9 years to get them 'legally' - Also from your AV - Finally got around to watching the last 3 episodes of Haruhi - crazy stuff being able to will things into existence and being impossible to know about it - Reminds me of an argument against creationism I heard... how the entire universe technically could have been created yesterday with our memorys implanted in our heads for all we knew, pointing out it's possible absurdity.
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Now, you can legally buy rated M games. Though, I don't think that stops any of us from buying them any way.
Happy Birthday, TiE! |
Tru dat, dawg. Been playing da M's since '98.
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17?! Maaaan.. I have nose hairs older than you
Merry Escape from the Womb Anniversary! |
Actually, as my mom reminded me, I was taken out forcibly two weeks early because they figured I was done anyway. (C-Section, yeah baby!)
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I honestly liked my 17th birthday more than my 18th one, mostly 'cause of what Ray said. No more bitches at Wal-mart telling you "SIR YOU NEED TO BE 17 TO BUY THIS."
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Just say "Bitch, you need an IQ lower than 17 to work here!"
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I could have sworn that I forbid you to do that. You start looking hoboish. Not the good kind* of hobo either. Yes, there's a good kind*.
* = non stabbing
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That's discriminatory Rhett...
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Anyway, glad to see a bunch of you giving props to an 'oldie'.
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06-22-2007, 05:08 AM
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...you monster.
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Just say "Bitch, you need an IQ lower than 17 to work here!"
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... I work at Wal-Mart.  |
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06-22-2007, 07:38 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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Happy Birthday, ya old coot. Can't believe I almost forgot!
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06-22-2007, 07:48 AM
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[armleglegarmhead]
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*watches as Chase tries to stab Rhett who's dodging the attack with his butt cheeks and then sends out 3 killer elves equipped with sandpaper to masturbate Chase to death*
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06-22-2007, 10:44 AM
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Muad'dib
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Originally Posted by Boba Rhett
I could have sworn that I forbid you to do that. You start looking hoboish. Not the good kind* of hobo either. Yes, there's a good kind*.
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I'm not a good hobo....
And TiE, I have no soul....
BongoBob: Dath you are the true face of the internet.
Roxstar: Dath is 1/2 Chris Farley 1/2 Lord Voldemort.
Kain: Dath>new guy
TiE23: Dath, lord of accidentally burning the unburnable.
The Seeker: Dath Maximus makes happiness his Bitch.
BongoBob: Dath never keeps his promises. EXCEPT TO KILL!
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06-22-2007, 10:56 AM
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Computer Crazy
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The beard trick is always good...
Too bad I have none... lol If I don't shave in like three months all I'll have are some hair around the face but no actual beard... Oh well..
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06-22-2007, 02:26 PM
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Get bent!
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*watches as Chase tries to stab Rhett who's dodging the attack with his butt cheeks and then sends out 3 killer elves equipped with sandpaper to masturbate Chase to death*
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Hmm... creepy...
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06-22-2007, 02:56 PM
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Thats it.
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Happy birthday.
I made you an explosive filled cake and bought you a bunch of poison coated presents which contain generally sharp and dangerous things and that could poisslby kill you also there some anthrax in there but i dont know where i got that from and maybe theres an old poisoned cupcake too and theres some other stufadasdnasdsakjdnsffurgjkdvmfd,,v.
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