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Old 06-27-2007, 10:17 PM   #1
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the most important invention of the century :3

http://www.physorg.com/news102143902.html





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Old 06-27-2007, 10:20 PM   #2
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This is going to be the greatest porn ever.




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Old 06-27-2007, 10:32 PM   #3
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This is going to be the greatest porn ever.
That was the first thing that came to my mind too.


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Old 06-27-2007, 10:39 PM   #4
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..thats terrifying.


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Old 06-27-2007, 10:41 PM   #5
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Old 06-27-2007, 10:42 PM   #6
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Cannot find server...
you obviously broke it



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Old 06-28-2007, 12:21 AM   #7
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Wow.
I want that.
Price range?


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Old 06-28-2007, 01:11 AM   #8
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The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said.
That statement doesn't help sell. Silly inventors.
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:14 AM   #9
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The dead could also be "resurrected" by the system and museum visitors could "touch" precious exhibits sealed in showcases, the firm said.
This has horror film written all over it. Zombie outbreak caused by Japanese technology.




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Old 06-28-2007, 02:35 AM   #10
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Like The Stranger, only in reverse... and gayer.


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Old 06-28-2007, 03:58 AM   #11
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If they advertised this with porn it would sell faster than anything ever.


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Old 06-28-2007, 06:44 AM   #12
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This is going to be the greatest porn ever.
Indeed it will.

I felt a disturbance in the Force when I read this, as if millions of porn directors suddenly cried out in terror. Movies have become obsolete.

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Old 06-28-2007, 09:04 AM   #13
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You beats me to it!


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Old 06-28-2007, 11:04 AM   #14
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Looks like everyone was thinking the same thing.



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Old 06-28-2007, 01:22 PM   #15
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Old 06-28-2007, 01:42 PM   #16
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Old 06-28-2007, 02:07 PM   #17
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...wtf?


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Old 06-29-2007, 03:19 AM   #18
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Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.


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Old 06-29-2007, 03:33 AM   #19
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Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.
LOL


I imagine you will see a direct correlation in the release of this and a sharp spike in the stock of Kleenex.


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Old 06-29-2007, 03:40 AM   #20
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Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.
yeah aren't all the witches like 12 or some ****



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Old 06-29-2007, 04:05 AM   #21
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:09 AM   #22
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*sigh*

Such a great invention, diminished by the vulgar needs of simpletons.


On a more serious note, you people better start watching what you post, you're sitting right on the line.
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Old 06-29-2007, 11:08 AM   #23
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Hmm, guess I'm the only one who reads Kotaku... It's some freaky perv game that's coming out in Japan where you molest girls to find out if they're witches. Like the Salem Witch trials, only sexier.

I remember reading something about that a while back in Game Informer.

O_o

I still don't want to believe it.



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