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Old 07-30-2007, 10:51 PM   #41
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How about some onomatopoeia? 'Fa-shwoom', mayhaps? 'Shazaam'? 'Reza no me ga arimasu pyu pyu'?


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Old 07-30-2007, 11:06 PM   #42
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Last year, I brought back 'your mom' as a comeback at my school for a while. Basiclly by saying nothing in responce except 'your mom'

This year, I'm gonna bring back 'Zounds!'
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Old 07-31-2007, 12:04 AM   #43
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Shazam sounds phucking brilliant.
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Old 07-31-2007, 05:44 AM   #44
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Shazam sucks, go with "that's what she said" instead. It's always worked for me, especially when it's most unexpected and largely inappropriate.

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Old 07-31-2007, 01:32 PM   #45
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How bout NudgeNudgeWinkWink?
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Old 07-31-2007, 03:36 PM   #46
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I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow, BUT FRECKIN TAG OR SOMTHING BEAT ME TO IT, ASSHATS.

although I did make ADULT SITUATIONS pretty in last year, thanks to language arts.
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Old 08-02-2007, 11:35 PM   #47
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Im going to name my kid Shazam. That would be AWESOME. Either that or Cornelius.



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Old 08-03-2007, 01:23 AM   #48
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Name him Cornelius van Horn, after the guy who has the most awesome name in British Colombian history.


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Old 08-03-2007, 01:37 AM   #49
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Wow. That is an amazing name. Maybe ill just change my own name.


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Old 08-03-2007, 10:58 AM   #50
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I knew a Cornelius in high school. He was the most socially awkward kid in school (more so than even me). And his middle name's Marion! He dated the school's most socially awkward girl and they were so gross together.

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Old 08-03-2007, 04:44 PM   #51
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In out American Revolution role play in Social Studies, this one kids name was Cornelious Van Renslar.

Mine was Morgan Miller, D:. But I was an important person in the CSA during the Civil War thing, James St. Julian Longstreet. Google James Longstreet, somthing will come up.

That's why hooking up with Mike would have made since, he was Robert E. Lee. It'd make total since! Remenising on him makes me want to cry still, because I still love him. D:
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Old 08-04-2007, 12:32 PM   #52
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If you talking about killing his family, that's mean.

Secondly, I can never go out with him, or anyone else for that matter. I told him we should forget it and be just friends. Which means I can't ask him out again, and as long as I'm still into him and other relationship is gonna be compleat bullsh*t because the feelings arn't mutual.
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Old 08-04-2007, 03:00 PM   #53
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You're going into high school and you expect to have a relationship that isn't complete bull****? Aw, just try to have fun, Ave. Safe fun.

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Old 08-05-2007, 10:20 PM   #54
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With women just being friends is never possible.
Unless it's the Internetz! Amen.

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Old 08-06-2007, 02:04 PM   #55
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No way, Reclaimer is all woman. And she even looks like Kiera Knightley!

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Old 08-06-2007, 02:12 PM   #56
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I was gonna go with Bow Chicka Wow Wow
ITS BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!

I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH!!!!!!


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Old 08-06-2007, 04:21 PM   #57
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You're going into high school and you expect to have a relationship that isn't complete bull****? Aw, just try to have fun, Ave. Safe fun.
I can't have fun when I'm depressed. God, he made me emo. DD: I mean, I'm listening to MCR, not because it's good, but because it makes sence to me! Just shoot me. now. plzkthx.

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Old 08-06-2007, 08:08 PM   #58
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Does anyone ever truly expect school relationships to be worthwhile? You should get into something to have fun, and maybe get some nice gifts out of. But dont expect something meaningful; it isn't the 50's anymore.
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Old 08-07-2007, 02:22 PM   #59
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Or the 60s for that matter. Those high school kids in Hairspray all found true love mighty quick.

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Yeah, that's right, I saw Hairspray. And I liked it. A lot.

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Old 08-07-2007, 06:38 PM   #60
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I'm back! With a decision. After thinking for a while, and getting console from my best friend, I've decided I'm becoming a lesbian!





















Just kidding. I'm never ever ever ever! going to fall in love again. Love is totally useless, I don't need men! I DON'T NEED LOVE! F*CK LOVE, IT CAN SUCK IT! DOWN WITH LOVE, AND UP WITH PERSONAL FREEDOM! I'm a new woman, one that the boys can't tame with committment and relationship! I'M A FREE WOMAN, AND I FEEL GOOD!
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Old 08-07-2007, 07:06 PM   #61
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Yeah my friend says it's Maryland the musical, replace white kids with mexicans, just tossin' that out there

EDIT: ave do it with a girl you have that opporotunity because girls are forgiving about experimenting guys are homophobic as hell

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Old 08-08-2007, 02:31 AM   #62
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Yeah, girls can be with other girls and then go back to guys without ever being considered gay. I don't really understand how that one works, but I've seen it in action.

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Old 08-08-2007, 02:00 PM   #63
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Yeah...whatever.
It's true! I've tasted freedom, and it taste like Americone Dream, mixed with Chocoholic Chunk from Handle's. I'm never gonna fall in love again, I'm a Down with Love girl now, and I honestly haven't felt this good in years. It's a new school year, one with a whole new me!
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:01 PM   #64
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Love is like a lobster. One of those blue elusive lobsters. Sure you see lots of red lobsters, but the blue ones are the ones you really have to care about. People can search their whole lives for that blue lobster.

Like the Gordon's fisherman. He is like a long lost lover searching for what has alluded him for so long. It's an execential representation of his inner Id and ego. With combined superstructures from the sub-vertabrea and the doudendum.

But the blue lobster is the one you want. Because they are from universe A.

I see guys going from guy and guy relationships to girl and guy relationships all the time. Just today, I saw my dad and his "friend" kissing and then later when my step-mom came home he was kissing her. So, its obvious that this stuff happens all the time with everyone everywhere.


Also lesbians are cool.

(I was considering going the serious route here, but what the hell.)


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Old 08-08-2007, 09:45 PM   #65
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Love is like a lobster.
Yeah, it pinches you, is often expensive, and you don't need it to survive.

touche.
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Old 08-08-2007, 10:45 PM   #66
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Yeah, it pinches you, is often expensive, and you don't need it to survive.

touche.
Alaskian King Crab crab would be a better term?
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:18 AM   #67
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Ave, I've never known you to be so cynical. Why the change of heart. Also, your spoof there, very nice.

Wouldnt it be cool if those crabs wore like crowns and stuff. Then we could feel even more guilty for eating them.


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Old 08-09-2007, 02:05 PM   #68
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Your lobster analogy made me tear up. It belongs on a Hallmark greeting card, or for it's wisdom to be spread via meme.
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Old 08-09-2007, 08:08 PM   #69
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1. Chase, shut the f*ck up or I will start deleting post.
2. Ross, I'm a sadist, what can I say? I fell for someone so hard, rejection just killed me. I seriously had a horrible summer because I couldn't get him off my mind. I know it's drastic, but I don't want to feel unloved again, like he did to me.
3. If King Crabs1 had crowns, they'd be stolen.
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Old 08-09-2007, 10:57 PM   #70
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Wouldnt it be cool if those crabs wore like crowns and stuff. Then we could feel even more guilty for eating them.
I have no qualms about gnawing on uncooked human nobility, if it's boiled and made of meat I'll invite friends.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:41 PM   #71
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1. Chase, shut the f*ck up or I will start deleting post.
2. Ross, I'm a sadist, what can I say? I fell for someone so hard, rejection just killed me. I seriously had a horrible summer because I couldn't get him off my mind. I know it's drastic, but I don't want to feel unloved again, like he did to me.
Someone's feeling emo.


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Old 08-10-2007, 09:56 PM   #72
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lulz ave got dumped into rug munchery



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Old 08-10-2007, 11:17 PM   #73
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Can mods do that to posts that aren't really breaking rules? Can they do that and still be a mod? Whatever. I'll ask Rhett about it.

But hey, if you really felt the way you did you wouldn't care what I thought and just fluff it off without getting mad about it and threatening to delete posts. SO go ahead, delete posts if you feel you must. It won't change anything.
You know what? **** everyone of you, I quit.
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Even me ;_;

Ave, eat some ice-cream and indulge yourself in clothes and jewelry you shouldn't otherwise be splurging on. That will make you feel better. And what do you mean by 'I quit'? I dont wanna be a lone modess . . .
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:36 PM   #75
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Can mods do that to posts that aren't really breaking rules? Can they do that and still be a mod? Whatever. I'll ask Rhett about it.

But hey, if you really felt the way you did you wouldn't care what I thought and just fluff it off without getting mad about it and threatening to delete posts. SO go ahead, delete posts if you feel you must. It won't change anything.
Chase, you bitch, FU*K OFF.

You guys need to leave her alone.

Btw Ave, don't do anything you'll regret later. Trust me, I did, it did NOT end well(I got suspended cause of slamming a locker door in an ex's face).

and as may said, ice cream = comfurt food


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Ave, you just let a person on the internet, whose name you don't even know, make you feel upset. Seriously, you're in grade 8. Just turn on some Avril Lavigne and toughen up, Buttercup.


Let's kill ourselves.
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This is a place of kind words people. Kinds words, and stupid silly words. But mean words are a no go. There's so few of us, we should all be able to get along easily enough. We shouldn't just go all pooey and let this place die. We can all get along and just have fun here.


As for killing crabs with crowns I dunno. I still feel bad about it either way. The crown would just be a more in your face way of the crabs telling us we suck.


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Get a kitten. Name it Dracula. Your mood will drastically improve. And no, I am not kidding. It really does help.
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:21 AM   #79
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CHASE WINS
and oh okay talk to you tomorrow k ave

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Did you read the part about posting innapropriate material? It isn't just pictures you know - and now you've gone and edited your posts back, that's taboo just about everywhere.


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