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Old 09-12-2007, 03:18 PM   #1
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5th Graders watch Star Wars DVD, Get porn instead.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,296573,00.html

Crazy!
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Old 09-12-2007, 03:22 PM   #2
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I wish that would have happened to me when I was on the 5th grade.

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Old 09-12-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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but the image of two naked adults remained frozen on the screen for about 10 seconds until the projector was switched off.
Who was counting?
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:08 PM   #4
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Actually, the person that messed with the computer recorded the whole thing.


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Old 09-12-2007, 04:15 PM   #5
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Actually, the person that messed with the computer recorded the whole thing.
Aha! So it was you!

I'd say it's probably someone from the govenrment, researching how they'd react to it to test for their prototype 5th-grade sex ed. curriculum.
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Old 09-12-2007, 04:28 PM   #6
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It's a good opportunity for them to study the human body.

Unless the bodies were...yeah.




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Old 09-12-2007, 04:31 PM   #7
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Might not have been star wars, but they did show all the kids a rather large wookie


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Old 09-12-2007, 04:50 PM   #8
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Old 09-12-2007, 05:06 PM   #9
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And just when I thought it couldn't get any better XD


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Old 09-12-2007, 06:13 PM   #10
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White says the DVD appears to be a legitimate copy of "Star Wars," and the school-issued laptop was apparently tampered with.

Investigators don't believe any students were involved.
Ah. So it was the teacher's porn. Nice.
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Old 09-12-2007, 06:42 PM   #11
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They probably opened up WMP and saw the last thing that had been played before they could load the dvd.



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Old 09-13-2007, 01:19 AM   #12
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What does this teach you? Always download your torrents from trustable sources.

The kids can now have a brilliant porn excuse, though.


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Old 09-13-2007, 10:49 PM   #13
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It's a good opportunity for them to study the human body.

Unless the bodies were...yeah.
Making it an even better opportunity!

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Old 09-18-2007, 06:43 AM   #14
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Damn, now would you rather watch your fave Star Wars film or whatever those kiddies saw? Hmmm...touch choice.
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Old 09-18-2007, 08:11 PM   #15
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Hmmm...touch choice.
Freudian Slip?

I wonder why he'd being thinking about the word "touch"

hmm...



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Old 09-18-2007, 11:03 PM   #16
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Awsomely horrible typo is awsomely horrible.


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Old 09-19-2007, 05:28 AM   #17
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I think the best of Star Wars, by a touch.
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Old 09-19-2007, 01:12 PM   #18
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