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10-20-2007, 02:34 PM
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This ought to tick off the fundies...
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey !
This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.
[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!] 
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10-20-2007, 03:36 PM
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...you monster.
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He should hook up with Gandalf (Ian McKellen is gay)
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10-20-2007, 03:46 PM
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Why would you be so happy that someone else is upset? Seems a bit cold-hearted to me.
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10-20-2007, 04:04 PM
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What's this craze about wizards being gay all of a sudden?
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10-20-2007, 04:08 PM
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(Taken from Ahto  )
Hah I'm wondering how many conservatives are going to claim that Harry Potter books have made their kids gay or more exposed to 'the evil of faggotry' after this.
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10-20-2007, 07:19 PM
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I saw that this morning...I always thought Dumbledore was like an asexual demigod :P
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10-20-2007, 08:56 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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Oh well, at least she killed him off.
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10-20-2007, 10:46 PM
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nothing is real
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Oh well, at least she killed him off. |
Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?
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10-20-2007, 10:51 PM
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OMG Bigotry!1
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10-20-2007, 11:44 PM
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Since his sexuality never came up the novels, who really cares now?
*Imagines DE picturing a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!" *
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
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And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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10-21-2007, 12:49 AM
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I can imagine the church going all crazy on her. Harry Potter is now a Satanist manual that encourages homosexuality! This is classic, baby!
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10-21-2007, 01:06 AM
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It already was a satanist manual. Hurr.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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10-21-2007, 01:06 AM
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Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.
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10-21-2007, 01:13 AM
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Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism.
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iknorite i mean most of these fundamentalist guys don't even have cool hats.
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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10-21-2007, 01:17 AM
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nothing is real
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Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION. |
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don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism
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We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.
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10-21-2007, 01:50 AM
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Deciding not to opt for my usual retort of "you can burn in hell," considering the topic, I'll just wish unfavorable events upon you.
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10-21-2007, 06:10 AM
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COME ON!
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i heard about this. it seemed a bit pointless since the series is already done with and the character already dead. there didn't really seem to be much point and it felt tacked on. it's like George Lucas telling us that Leia liked to pick her boogers then ate them when no one was looking.
It's my ILLUSION!
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10-21-2007, 09:38 AM
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I know plenty of fundamentalist Christians that aren't against homosexuality.
They may not "agree" with it or "condone" it, but they accept it and accept gays freely, and definitely aren't "anti-homosexual" or "gaybashers."
I should know, I'm one of them.
I even worked with a gay pastor last fall. He was a great guy.
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10-21-2007, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dagobahn Eagle
You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey!
This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.
[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!] |
lmao, that made my week.
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10-21-2007, 01:00 PM
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lol I love how the threads always turn out like this.
Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.
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10-21-2007, 01:37 PM
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lol I love how the threads always turn out like this.
Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it. |
Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.
That's exactly what'll happen.
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10-21-2007, 01:46 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.
That's exactly what'll happen.
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I came. :3
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10-21-2007, 02:11 PM
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nothing is real
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Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.
That's exactly what'll happen.
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I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
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10-21-2007, 02:54 PM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
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When did that ever stop devil-worshipping wizards?
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10-21-2007, 03:34 PM
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Yeah, he can just come back as an incubus and torment Harry or Ron (or both) as well as others. 
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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10-22-2007, 08:57 AM
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Death to all but metal!
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I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
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Gay and a necrophile?
JK is sure giving a new meaning to controversy with this one then lolz
"I killed a man cause he killed my goat."
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10-22-2007, 12:30 PM
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Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...
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10-22-2007, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Tyrion
Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?
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...about gay people.
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10-22-2007, 05:42 PM
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Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...
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She claims that she thought people would get to upset about it. Once it was announced she said something to the effect of "If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have told you much earlier."
But you never know.
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MrWally eats fresh babies in order to maintain his unnatural level of talent.
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10-22-2007, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by J.K. Rowling
"If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have made it all up off the top of my head much earlier."
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Fixed.
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10-23-2007, 06:43 PM
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Now, lets hope there is no "special Edition" of the books.
Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!!
Oh wait...
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10-23-2007, 06:47 PM
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Get bent!
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eww...
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10-23-2007, 07:27 PM
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Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.
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10-23-2007, 11:25 PM
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nothing is real
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Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.
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If he's able to get his wand to stay erect for more than a bloody few seconds, yes.
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10-23-2007, 11:52 PM
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That's what the other meds are for.
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10-24-2007, 12:08 AM
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Hello, Sound Only
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That's what the other meds are for.
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What about all the wand enlargement? He does that with meds or spells?
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10-24-2007, 12:09 AM
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nothing is real
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That's what the other meds are for.
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Jesus, no wonder Hogwarts went to Hell in a hand basket so quickly: their headmaster was doped on sex meds and probably spent most of his free time leering at explicit pictures of Harry and Moaning Myrtle.
There's a reason why she moans, and it has everything to do with Harry's adventures into her chamber of secrets.
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10-24-2007, 12:37 AM
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Good Eye, Sniper
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Ty, I just want you to know, you've usurped Chases role
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10-24-2007, 09:52 AM
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PG-13! this forum is PG-13! :P
Hooligans.
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10-24-2007, 10:09 AM
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And here I was thinking that Dumblesnore actually cared for Harry, now I understand the firs movie, "The Philosopher's Stone" and its not a that kind of "magik" stone, and no wander he could see death people! HE was high all the time
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