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Old 10-20-2007, 02:34 PM   #1
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Post This ought to tick off the fundies...

You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey!

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]


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Old 10-20-2007, 03:36 PM   #2
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He should hook up with Gandalf (Ian McKellen is gay)
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Old 10-20-2007, 03:46 PM   #3
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Why would you be so happy that someone else is upset? Seems a bit cold-hearted to me.


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Old 10-20-2007, 04:04 PM   #4
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What's this craze about wizards being gay all of a sudden?
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Old 10-20-2007, 04:08 PM   #5
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Hah I'm wondering how many conservatives are going to claim that Harry Potter books have made their kids gay or more exposed to 'the evil of faggotry' after this.

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Old 10-20-2007, 07:19 PM   #6
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I saw that this morning...I always thought Dumbledore was like an asexual demigod :P


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Old 10-20-2007, 08:56 PM   #7
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Old 10-20-2007, 10:46 PM   #8
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Oh well, at least she killed him off.
Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?



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Old 10-20-2007, 10:51 PM   #9
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Old 10-20-2007, 11:44 PM   #10
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Since his sexuality never came up the novels, who really cares now?

*Imagines DE picturing a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!" *


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Old 10-21-2007, 12:49 AM   #11
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I can imagine the church going all crazy on her. Harry Potter is now a Satanist manual that encourages homosexuality! This is classic, baby!


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Old 10-21-2007, 01:06 AM   #12
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It already was a satanist manual. Hurr.



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Old 10-21-2007, 01:06 AM   #13
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Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism. We couldn't care less about a WORK OF FICTION.


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Old 10-21-2007, 01:13 AM   #14
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Don't say "the church" like you mean Catholicism.
iknorite i mean most of these fundamentalist guys don't even have cool hats.



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Old 10-21-2007, 01:17 AM   #15
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Deciding not to opt for my usual retort of "you can burn in hell," considering the topic, I'll just wish unfavorable events upon you.


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Old 10-21-2007, 06:10 AM   #17
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i heard about this. it seemed a bit pointless since the series is already done with and the character already dead. there didn't really seem to be much point and it felt tacked on. it's like George Lucas telling us that Leia liked to pick her boogers then ate them when no one was looking.



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Old 10-21-2007, 09:38 AM   #18
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I know plenty of fundamentalist Christians that aren't against homosexuality.

They may not "agree" with it or "condone" it, but they accept it and accept gays freely, and definitely aren't "anti-homosexual" or "gaybashers."

I should know, I'm one of them.

I even worked with a gay pastor last fall. He was a great guy.



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Old 10-21-2007, 10:51 AM   #19
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You know Harry Potter, that witchcraft indoctrination book series Rowling wrote to lure your little children into the clutches of Satan? It now turns out Rowling is also a pusher of teh ghey!

This is going to make the fundamentalists sooo mad, and just thinking of their fury makes me sooo happy. A better weekend present I could not possibly have asked for.

[Pictures a frustrated fundie somewhere muttering "I knew that b&%#* was evil!]
lmao, that made my week.




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Old 10-21-2007, 01:00 PM   #20
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lol I love how the threads always turn out like this.

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.


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Old 10-21-2007, 01:37 PM   #21
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lol I love how the threads always turn out like this.

Seriously though, it's no big ****ing deal. It doesn't change anything regarding the storyline... unless Rowling changes it.

Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.



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Old 10-21-2007, 01:46 PM   #22
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Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.
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Old 10-21-2007, 02:11 PM   #23
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Yes. There is going to be a recall of book 7 to include a gay sex scene.

That's exactly what'll happen.
I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.



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Old 10-21-2007, 02:54 PM   #24
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I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
When did that ever stop devil-worshipping wizards?




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Old 10-21-2007, 03:34 PM   #25
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Yeah, he can just come back as an incubus and torment Harry or Ron (or both) as well as others.


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Old 10-22-2007, 08:57 AM   #26
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I'm pretty sure Dumbledore is dead throughout all of book 7.
Gay and a necrophile?
JK is sure giving a new meaning to controversy with this one then lolz



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Old 10-22-2007, 12:30 PM   #27
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Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...



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Old 10-22-2007, 04:35 PM   #28
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Does this mean Snape committed a hate crime?


...about gay people.


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Old 10-22-2007, 05:42 PM   #29
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Yeah I heard about this too. No clue why she decided to say that after the entire series is over.
Perhaps just to get some more attention...

She claims that she thought people would get to upset about it. Once it was announced she said something to the effect of "If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have told you much earlier."

But you never know.



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"If I had known it would have made everyone so happy I would have made it all up off the top of my head much earlier."
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Old 10-23-2007, 06:43 PM   #31
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Now, lets hope there is no "special Edition" of the books.
Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!! Dumbledore Shoots First!!!

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Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.


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Actually, he takes meds to make him do that. Normally he shoots fifth.
If he's able to get his wand to stay erect for more than a bloody few seconds, yes.



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That's what the other meds are for.


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That's what the other meds are for.
What about all the wand enlargement? He does that with meds or spells?


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Old 10-24-2007, 12:09 AM   #37
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That's what the other meds are for.
Jesus, no wonder Hogwarts went to Hell in a hand basket so quickly: their headmaster was doped on sex meds and probably spent most of his free time leering at explicit pictures of Harry and Moaning Myrtle.

There's a reason why she moans, and it has everything to do with Harry's adventures into her chamber of secrets.



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Ty, I just want you to know, you've usurped Chases role


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Old 10-24-2007, 10:09 AM   #40
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And here I was thinking that Dumblesnore actually cared for Harry, now I understand the firs movie, "The Philosopher's Stone" and its not a that kind of "magik" stone, and no wander he could see death people! HE was high all the time



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