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Old 09-28-2007, 12:02 AM   #1
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THIS IS THE THREAD OF SPAM

Alas, poor bird! I had burned it and turned it into a foul dinner on a plate with my mind in the game. So I just wanted to tell all of you, do not eat wild fowl because it turns the feces into water. This is a true story, so do not say "You don't know what you're talking about, you can't get watery feces from a video game," because you'd be wrong. Now, remember that DF did not put any sort of soap or cooking utensils in the game, so they are clearly at fault for this.
~snip~

Also, when i was talking to other people today they said something. I'm not sure where I was going with this paragraph so.~snip~

Discuss.


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Old 09-28-2007, 12:03 AM   #2
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samuel you stole this title from me on skype what is our world coming to






THIS MEANS A DECLARATION OF ~snip~ YOU KNOW. >:|



oh and

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Old 09-28-2007, 12:04 AM   #3
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hey that was classified information, you are out of line stay out of the thread dev or i will feed you ~snip~

let's fight mortal combat style except on the internet ok?



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Old 09-28-2007, 12:09 AM   #4
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Old 10-01-2007, 02:10 AM   #5
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praise the miracle

all praise to the ~snip~

long live the miracle

may the miracle last forever

may it stay fresh and minty

may the miracle smell of herbs and never of nasty rotted flesh



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Old 10-01-2007, 02:12 AM   #6
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devon is a miracle

all praise to the miracle



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Old 10-01-2007, 02:13 AM   #7
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may the non-miracles smell like dead cats


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Old 10-01-2007, 02:17 AM   #8
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and the dead cats be eaten by scavengers

trex is a scavenger

so may the dead cats be eaten by ~snip~

it is greater to have lazers than not have them
no carnivore can be concieved that is greater than trex
therefore trexs have lazers



it's a miracle


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Old 10-01-2007, 02:20 AM   #9
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rex is laughing

rex can talk

rex can get drunk and say shameful things

rex can can move our hearts with his words

rex can tell us hes a ~snip~

its a miracle.


long live boris. long live rex. god bless their cotton socks.


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Old 10-01-2007, 02:27 AM   #10
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"...that was a very stirring speech from our newest king, T-Rex. Commonly called Rex, this affable, concerned tyrannosaur has hit a new high in the polls since yesterday. The opposition party continues to denigrate his ability to get the job done, citing the "short arm of the law," but as it stands now, T-Rex is certainly the most popular politician in recent times. Back to you, Cranius."


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Old 10-01-2007, 02:40 AM   #11
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sam surely you have heard of the things King Rex has done outside the public view. his vice. his wine. his women. his horrible half-vice half-women. his half-wine half-vice. his horrid half-wine half-vice-half-half-vice-half-women. he is a monster and a wicked man with a cruel and vicious temper. he drinks many wines laced with vice and drinks his women after he beats them with their own vice. and he eats them.

rexs eat people.

carnivores eat things.

carnivores eat meaty things.

people have meat.

even King Rex's skinny vice-wine-women have meat.

and he eats them.

so we know even with his vice and wine and women and tempers Rex is still a rex.

we have fond Truth.

it is a miracle.

long live the miracle.

let us dine on fine wices and wines and womens to celebrate.

hold on sam im coming for you.

the vices and wines and womens await.


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Old 10-01-2007, 02:50 AM   #12
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to be dined on
to drink
the women
will be in my stomach
delicious
they are half wine of course

but seafarers must be rescued before they have been lost in the dark, before the vices. what for? they have the vices. someone did say that some arent lost. not this dragon though it flies in the water underneath the boat. eating. it is a carnivore. it is a miracle. a miracle of pleasure.


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Old 10-01-2007, 05:19 AM   #13
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Bread can mould, what about ~snip~ ?



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Old 10-01-2007, 09:23 AM   #14
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I can fix Rex's eye problems but only on Tuesdays between 9:32am and 9:32am if he's wearing laser goggles.


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Old 10-02-2007, 12:13 AM   #15
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Old 10-02-2007, 12:32 AM   #16
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: o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram
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: dat will be fitty-fi dolla plz
: say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz?
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Old 10-02-2007, 03:37 AM   #17
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that post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo


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Old 10-02-2007, 12:06 PM   #19
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: o hai dere i just upgraded ur ram
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: say wat yo i spent all mah moneyz payin 4 da chrome job on mah grillz yo. see how sparkly dey iz?
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that quoted post should be softly playing Sittin' On Chrome by Masta Ace in the back yo


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Old 10-03-2007, 06:56 AM   #21
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Spam spam spam ~snip~ spam spam.

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Reported!

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Old 10-07-2007, 12:06 AM   #23
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I fear, we must fear the bunnies.



Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear. Fear.


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Old 10-07-2007, 12:22 AM   #25
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Devon, where did you find such an attractive image? I must know this. It eats at my mind as surely as brain rot eats at a zombie's innards. Yea, even as the Goa'uld eats at Bob's mind, controlling his every move, so are mine intentions controlled and directed towards the ends I have in mind; namely, those whereabouts of the image you have simply found and thus posted in this thread, and nothing more, and nothing less. I proclaim to be Truth that I do wonder what it means to post this wonderful image.


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Old 10-07-2007, 03:52 AM   #26
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:24 AM   #28
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Devon, where did you find such an attractive image? I must know this. It eats at my mind as surely as brain rot eats at a zombie's innards.
geeze hams stop bothering me with your questions or i'ma sic Santa on you, m-k



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pft... Santa has nothing on The EASTER BUNNY!!!



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"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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lul hai guyz wuts up


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btw jmac i demand you make an image like that one up there for me


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Old 10-09-2007, 11:50 AM   #40
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hey here is another
if you were interested the log is from 9/12



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