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View Poll Results: Can one simply walk into Mordor?
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Yes.
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12-04-2007, 02:47 PM
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The Original.
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Can one simply walk into Mordor?
What precisely are the repercussions of just strolling in?
Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Has anyone ever noticed Sean Bean dies in pretty much every movie he's in? Could it be that if his ass simply walked into Mordor, he might live more often?
Yeah, yeah, I know, made after a book.
Still.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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12-04-2007, 03:00 PM
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I got myself a paper clip
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One does not simply walk, beam down, log in, telnet, rock, harbl, shoop da whoop, zerg rush, pole vault, segway, or drive into Mordor.
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12-04-2007, 04:49 PM
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Grey Warden
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Just parade Aragorn in a tutu and a pair of tights outside the gates and one can stroll into Mordor and spit Sauron in the eye no sweat...
"Now pride is our enemy,
For salvation this we must believe..."
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12-04-2007, 05:31 PM
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Who the **** is voting yes?
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12-04-2007, 05:38 PM
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The Original.
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Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.
“This body is not me. I am not caught in this body.
I am life without limit.”
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12-04-2007, 06:16 PM
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I got myself a paper clip
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Originally Posted by El Sitherino
Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.
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Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.
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12-04-2007, 10:50 PM
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Not switching to DTV
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If one lil' Hobbit and his friends accomplished it, I daresay we at LF may be able to scare up the same success... now if only we knew which way to Mordor... oh, I remembered! Left!
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12-05-2007, 09:08 AM
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Above
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This reminds me.
I should watch the Lord of the Rings again.
And no, you cannot simply walk into Mordor. Not even with 9TB.
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12-06-2007, 12:10 AM
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I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"
For those who have actually read the book and know what im talking about, i commend you,
O yah and by the way the answer is no, but is sam golom and the puss bag frodo can, then i guess anyone can. Even if noone could, Chuck Norris could.
OMFG there gose another Norris Joke
"One cannot simply walk into mordor, unless that one is chuck norris"
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12-06-2007, 12:24 AM
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Yes you can. You totally can. It's a proven fact.
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12-06-2007, 12:46 AM
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Rookie
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One can, this is true, but will you live? Thats the question
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12-06-2007, 06:57 AM
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Just looked at the map: Yes, you can, if you walk all the way to the east near the Land of Rhûn and then take the first right. After a brisk walk, you could meet up with Mordor's East Enders. 
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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12-08-2007, 02:27 AM
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With the help of Ninja master Fuzzy anything is possible!!!
But seriously: Yes you can walk in, but please decide in how many boxes you want to get carried out, shipping is expensive this time of year, and that new "tax" for the Orc war effort is just plain theft!
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12-08-2007, 02:57 AM
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^^ my attempt would be to send in a party full of Jaheiras. That should do the trick for Mordor. Oh, and for Middle Earth, too.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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12-08-2007, 04:08 AM
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This is one hell of a poll topic.
Who verily knows and who can here declare it, whence it was born and whence comes, this creation?
The Gods are later than this world's production. Who knows then whence it first came into being?
He, the first origin of this creation, whether he formed it all or did not form it,
Whose eye controls this world in highest heaven, he verily knows it, or perhaps he knows not.
- The Rig Veda, Mandala 10, Hymn 129
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12-08-2007, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Sabretooth
This is one hell of a poll topic.
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It's the best one yet.
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12-08-2007, 03:52 PM
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The Original.
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It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.
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I am life without limit.”
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12-08-2007, 05:36 PM
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Dakka Dakka
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Sure you can walk in , just drag Britney or the Spice Girls along ...
I'm sure this will have some effect on the niffty Orcs 
!Click the picture!
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12-09-2007, 10:59 AM
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How about a Paris Hilton?
Well, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MORDOR.
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12-09-2007, 02:08 PM
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No.
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12-09-2007, 11:40 PM
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Really? No, you CAN NOT just walk in. You can pogo in, maby but its like this, David Hasalhoff would not hang out with gumby, maby pokey, but def. not gumby
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12-10-2007, 02:08 AM
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If you're Sauron, you can even stroll in. They'll open the front door for you, at that.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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12-10-2007, 06:10 PM
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Interesting...
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Let us all dress like Sauron, then!
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12-10-2007, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted by El Sitherino
It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.
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I like this.
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12-10-2007, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by El Sitherino
It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.
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You look nice on high heels honey 
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12-11-2007, 08:59 PM
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It is fashionable
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Originally Posted by Darth_Xasthur
I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"
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You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time. 
Like, groovy 
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12-11-2007, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ctrl_Alt_Del
You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time. |
Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.
LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?
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12-11-2007, 11:13 PM
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Why walk when you could take a M1-A1 Abrams tank into Mordor and blow Sauron to smithereens!!!! 
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12-11-2007, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Darth_Xasthur
Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.
LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?
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:Open1: should be enough of a response
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12-12-2007, 01:07 AM
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Of the Infinite Reality
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You look nice on high heels honey |
Oh you're going to regret you ever said that. In a sexual manner of speaking, I mean.
Who verily knows and who can here declare it, whence it was born and whence comes, this creation?
The Gods are later than this world's production. Who knows then whence it first came into being?
He, the first origin of this creation, whether he formed it all or did not form it,
Whose eye controls this world in highest heaven, he verily knows it, or perhaps he knows not.
- The Rig Veda, Mandala 10, Hymn 129
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12-12-2007, 03:53 AM
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[Cloaked in the Force, leisurely ambling in and out of Mordor ] ^ That's not Eddie in your pic, and where's the Hat? 
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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12-12-2007, 11:37 AM
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Who the **** is voting yes?
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I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.
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12-12-2007, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Sabretooth
Oh you're going to regret you ever said that. In a sexual manner of speaking, I mean.
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12-12-2007, 02:44 PM
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So lame I just had to post it.
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12-12-2007, 02:49 PM
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^^ Nice one, and very much on topic.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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12-12-2007, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Crow_Nest
I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.
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One cannot simply walk/skate/teleport/telnet/ssh/run/jog/speed walk/fly/tunnel/glide/climb/* into Mordor.
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12-12-2007, 03:27 PM
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What about ascension?
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12-12-2007, 03:43 PM
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What about ascension?
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Covered under the wildcard.
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12-12-2007, 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Crow_Nest
I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.
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Its not walk ON mordor, its walk "INTO" Mordor, and to walk INTO you need to face all the bitches, and the bitches get crazy up in mordors crib |
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12-12-2007, 03:57 PM
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^^ As it happens, they won't. Sauron and his minions were defeated, so let's just nip over there for lunch and enjoy the view. 
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix
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