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Old 12-04-2007, 02:47 PM   #1
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Can one simply walk into Mordor?

What precisely are the repercussions of just strolling in?

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Has anyone ever noticed Sean Bean dies in pretty much every movie he's in? Could it be that if his ass simply walked into Mordor, he might live more often?
Yeah, yeah, I know, made after a book.

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Old 12-04-2007, 03:00 PM   #2
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One does not simply walk, beam down, log in, telnet, rock, harbl, shoop da whoop, zerg rush, pole vault, segway, or drive into Mordor.


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Old 12-04-2007, 04:49 PM   #3
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Just parade Aragorn in a tutu and a pair of tights outside the gates and one can stroll into Mordor and spit Sauron in the eye no sweat...



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Old 12-04-2007, 05:31 PM   #4
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Who the **** is voting yes?



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Old 12-04-2007, 05:38 PM   #5
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Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.


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Old 12-04-2007, 06:16 PM   #6
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Those of us willing to walk into Mordor.
Not with 10,000 men could you do this. It is folly.


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Old 12-04-2007, 10:50 PM   #7
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Old 12-05-2007, 09:08 AM   #8
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This reminds me.

I should watch the Lord of the Rings again.

And no, you cannot simply walk into Mordor. Not even with 9TB.

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Old 12-06-2007, 12:10 AM   #9
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I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"

For those who have actually read the book and know what im talking about, i commend you,

O yah and by the way the answer is no, but is sam golom and the puss bag frodo can, then i guess anyone can. Even if noone could, Chuck Norris could.

OMFG there gose another Norris Joke

"One cannot simply walk into mordor, unless that one is chuck norris"
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:24 AM   #10
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Old 12-06-2007, 12:46 AM   #11
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One can, this is true, but will you live? Thats the question
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Old 12-06-2007, 06:57 AM   #12
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Just looked at the map: Yes, you can, if you walk all the way to the east near the Land of Rhûn and then take the first right. After a brisk walk, you could meet up with Mordor's East Enders.


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Old 12-08-2007, 02:27 AM   #13
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With the help of Ninja master Fuzzy anything is possible!!!




But seriously: Yes you can walk in, but please decide in how many boxes you want to get carried out, shipping is expensive this time of year, and that new "tax" for the Orc war effort is just plain theft!


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Old 12-08-2007, 02:57 AM   #14
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^^ my attempt would be to send in a party full of Jaheiras. That should do the trick for Mordor. Oh, and for Middle Earth, too.


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Old 12-08-2007, 04:08 AM   #15
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This is one hell of a poll topic.



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Old 12-08-2007, 12:12 PM   #16
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This is one hell of a poll topic.
It's the best one yet.

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Old 12-08-2007, 03:52 PM   #17
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It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.


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Old 12-08-2007, 05:36 PM   #18
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Sure you can walk in , just drag Britney or the Spice Girls along ...
I'm sure this will have some effect on the niffty Orcs


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Old 12-09-2007, 10:59 AM   #19
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How about a Paris Hilton?

Well, ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ROCK INTO MORDOR.
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Old 12-09-2007, 02:08 PM   #20
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:40 PM   #21
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Really? No, you CAN NOT just walk in. You can pogo in, maby but its like this, David Hasalhoff would not hang out with gumby, maby pokey, but def. not gumby
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Old 12-10-2007, 02:08 AM   #22
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If you're Sauron, you can even stroll in. They'll open the front door for you, at that.


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Old 12-10-2007, 06:10 PM   #23
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Let us all dress like Sauron, then!
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Old 12-10-2007, 09:33 PM   #24
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It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.
I like this.



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Old 12-10-2007, 10:08 PM   #25
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It was either that or make you guys decide what shoes make me look the cutest.
You look nice on high heels honey


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Old 12-11-2007, 08:59 PM   #26
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I would have just staied and chilled with "Tom Bombidal"
You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time.


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Old 12-11-2007, 10:42 PM   #27
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You would be pretty dead then. Try asking for Tom Bombadil next time.
Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.

LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?
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Old 12-11-2007, 11:13 PM   #28
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Why walk when you could take a M1-A1 Abrams tank into Mordor and blow Sauron to smithereens!!!!


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Not really, gandof would have eventually have found me and then taken the ring to rivendell and i would just chill where i was. They would have figured it out on there own. And yes, not only am i a horrible normal speller, but i also am even worse when it comes to J.R.R. Tolkin made up words.

LOTR owns, but star wars is the best, am i right?? Or am i right?

:Open1: should be enough of a response


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You look nice on high heels honey
Oh you're going to regret you ever said that. In a sexual manner of speaking, I mean.


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Old 12-12-2007, 03:53 AM   #31
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[Cloaked in the Force, leisurely ambling in and out of Mordor ] ^ That's not Eddie in your pic, and where's the Hat?


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Old 12-12-2007, 11:37 AM   #32
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Who the **** is voting yes?
I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.




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So lame I just had to post it.

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Old 12-12-2007, 02:49 PM   #35
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^^ Nice one, and very much on topic.


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I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.
One cannot simply walk/skate/teleport/telnet/ssh/run/jog/speed walk/fly/tunnel/glide/climb/* into Mordor.



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What about ascension?
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I did, you just step on any territory on the map that is within Mordor and viola you're in mordor.
Its not walk ON mordor, its walk "INTO" Mordor, and to walk INTO you need to face all the bitches, and the bitches get crazy up in mordors crib
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^^ As it happens, they won't. Sauron and his minions were defeated, so let's just nip over there for lunch and enjoy the view.


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