I'm sorry to inform you that, just to make things clear, I'm starting a new thread.

[Pho3nix]

Originally Posted by El Sitherino

You don't actually say that in real life, do you?

I wouldn't be surprised if she did.

[Ray Jones]

Originally Posted by Darth_Ave

no I didn't look at my own because I have a va-jay-jay.

how do you know if you didn't look?

Originally Posted by ave irl m'kay

I have a va-jay-jay.

I believe we can categorically deny that.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

says you

[Ray Jones]

it is my firm belief that you does not jay-jay her's me freind

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

you can believe what you want rayston but me and ave do what grown folks do when they's in love

[Ray Jones]

Prepare for divorce?

[tk102]

Jmac, weren't you the one who taught me there are no girls on the Internet? (knowing this changed everything for me) Refer to your comic for more info.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

i dont see your point tk also please make a jmac usergroup that has

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around its usernames and add me to it tia






also ray i'm not from the ussr we dont have divorce here

[tk102]

You know I don't have any power, jmac. You'll have to ask Thrik.

[Ray Jones]

what do growns do when they is in lurve where you live

[El Sitherino]

Each other.

[Ray Jones]

So, basically --- I have just been told jaymo and ave are making out.

[El Sitherino]

Originally Posted by Ray Jones

So, basically --- I have just been told jaymo and ave are making out.

Possibly.

[Ray Jones]

Gentlemen, I think we kinda have discovered the greatest paradoxon of the universe right here in front of us.

Prepare for sub-space eruptions.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

Aye aye captain jack

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by Darth_Ave

Wow, I did walk into that one.

and no I didn't look at my own because I have a va-jay-jay.

I invoke rule #32.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by Hallucination

I invoke rule #34.

They don't allow that here.

[Das Mole]

what about rule #69

[DarthAve]

Originally Posted by Ray Jones

So, basically --- I have just been told jaymo and ave are making out.

Sweet mother of God, that's insane! I do not make out, I'm much too young, and much too lonesome (and secretly crushing someone who's not over the internet.)

[Hallucination]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

They don't allow that here.

Into doubt I verily and merrily cast thy sexuality!

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by Hallucination

Into doubt I verily and merrily cast thy sexuality!

Do whatever you want with it.

[Hallucination]

Hawt.

[El Sitherino]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

They don't allow that here.

I give you some rule #34.

[DarthAve]

Originally Posted by El Sitherino

You don't actually say that in real life, do you?

I ignored this question, but no. I went to this thing called Model United Ntions during my time away from the forum. We mocked United Nations and had to pick a country with a problem, and my group picked Congo. We dealt with obstetric fistula, which basically means that there's a hole in the wall of the uterus, and you can't control your peeing and pooping. We had to say vagina a lot, you get used to it, I know I did. I felt like putting va-jay-jay because Oprah says it, which means it's classy.

[Davinq]

I don't suppose you actually went there and actually met someone with that unsightly issue? Because I imagine that would smell pretty bad.

[Das Mole]

it can't be worse than 2 girls 1 cup

actually it could and probably would be. let me fix that erroneous statement

it can't be worse than 4girlsfingerpaint

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by El Sitherino

I give you some rule #34.

Reported.

[DarthAve]

Originally Posted by Davinq

I don't suppose you actually went there and actually met someone with that unsightly issue? Because I imagine that would smell pretty bad.

Yeah, I didn't. Although I do have to tell you about this one talent a country did. They were, I believe, DR Congo (Not the same), and they performd the "Typical Wedding in the Democratic Republic of Congo." They did a little ceremony with dancing and it all seemed really nice and my friend Allie was like "I wanna get married there." Than, the music stops and there's gun fire effects and two soldiers come in with guns and sh*t and grab the wife while everyone else runs away nd they take her behind this box and you see clothes flying and there's crying and it's a rape. Really sad, kills the mood. I look over at Allie and her face dropped, like "D: I take that back."

[itchythesamurai]

Have you ever been to American Wedding?
Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring?

[El Sitherino]

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

Have you ever been to American Wedding?
Where is the vodka, where is marinated herring?

Mother ****in Golgo.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

word

[itchythesamurai]

I was surprised that their show sold out so fast in Austin. I'm not going to make the mistake of waiting too late to get tickets next time.

EDIT: Also, post #2,500.

[Davinq]

Why, you're almost a quarter of Ave.

[JoeDoe 2.0]

But those are intelligent posts

[itchythesamurai]

Originally Posted by JoeDoe 2.0

But those are intelligent posts

I'm in college. Ballyhoo!

[Halo_92]

I am..... . .
in my heart