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Old 10-26-2008, 08:41 PM   #521
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the


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Old 10-26-2008, 09:16 PM   #523
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of

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Old 10-26-2008, 09:19 PM   #524
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that


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Old 10-26-2008, 11:37 PM   #525
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really



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Old 10-27-2008, 01:30 AM   #526
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs.


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Old 10-27-2008, 06:47 PM   #528
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not


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Old 10-28-2008, 07:38 PM   #529
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did

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Old 10-28-2008, 07:45 PM   #530
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Old 10-29-2008, 08:55 AM   #531
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint

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Old 10-29-2008, 11:35 AM   #532
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die




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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death


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Old 10-29-2008, 05:21 PM   #534
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible



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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they



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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all


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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing

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T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with

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Buckle up, for Tomato Devil and his evil Mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barista giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's Ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be served with cooked mustard." So Tomato Devil decided to not serve Jedi his favorite food condiment, mustard, and instead gave them his new creation a new time. The Ranch condiment was everyone's favorite style of salad bar dressing. It tasted rather nasty to the Tomato Devil who then decided to feed it to noobs who exploded into a raging laughter after having hot, wild barbecue sauce that burned the hair on their itsy bitsy pinkie fingers. The Tomato jumped and said that he is stupid like your momma in a psychotic episode that lasted ten days. Tomato was owned by Rev and his pet the apricot, so he whined like a little kid. Suddenly, Judge Judy noticed that carving knives look like drunken bears with inferiority complexes involving rubber ducks. As they look for fried doorknobs and more gumdrops covered in glowing pools of hypertonic solution for the spoon of water that smells really bad and murders Smurfs. But not now did they not drink paint and die a death so horrible that they caught fire and they disintegrated all paper wrenches in a box of limp noodles with fetishes involving ducks throwing knives with poisoned handles because a sneaky bear wearing green galoshes filled with cranberry juice shot a

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