Oh my god.
Who knew that of all places and of all times, I'd be looking for the solution to a problem relating to an ancient game.
On an ancient forum from eight years ago.
I don't care if you no longer bother with this forum nowadays, but this problem of mine was big enough for me to create an account JUST to say thank you, Doomer! (I mean literally, that's why I chose my username to be such XD)
God, ever since Miles Sound System went dark on the internet, a thousand other solutions were posted, but none to no avail for Windows 10.
THIS one solution did it for me! I may have to compile them all into a single massive clip and trim them as I separate them by group of lines, but it's better than nothing now that I've achieved my goal.
THANK YOU, FORUMS THAT DON'T GET TAKEN DOWN XD