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Old 04-20-2009, 07:22 PM   #361
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You call that a cliff? That's a fat stripper's grand canyon. Already been there and done that. ("I like big butts and I can not lie!")

It's time to give the cow an artificial insemination. It's your turn again because Gunther is sick...again.


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Old 04-20-2009, 07:26 PM   #362
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Sorry, already had my near-death-experience today taking over Joe's position at the Bull thingy...I'm fine, no more scary animals.

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Old 04-20-2009, 08:48 PM   #363
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I've already got my hands full with the elephants. Go ask Julie.

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Old 04-21-2009, 05:31 AM   #364
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Too late.

Quit using steroids before you end up looking like Carrot top.


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Old 04-21-2009, 12:49 PM   #365
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BAH! I don't want to look like a carrot top! I wanna look like Arnold Schwarzeneggar!

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Old 04-22-2009, 10:19 PM   #366
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My mustache is just fine with its great vengeance and furious anger. WTF you talkin' bout?

Fluff up like a turkey.
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Old 04-22-2009, 11:22 PM   #367
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Can't, allergic to turkeys.

Steal the King Tiger tank in CommanderQ's sig.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 04-23-2009, 01:06 AM   #368
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My dog farted in the tank so it smells too bad in there!

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Old 04-23-2009, 01:51 AM   #369
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Too busy.

Take a slow boat to China.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-23-2009, 02:22 AM   #370
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No, thank you, I don't enjoy their Chinese Prisons...neither do they, but I'm still not going.

Go jump on an airplane bound for the Eiffel Tower. Where my King Tiger awaits...


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Old 04-23-2009, 03:14 AM   #371
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Naw, kipper's dog farted in your tank.

Drive your tank to Paris and declare yourself the new President of France.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-23-2009, 11:27 AM   #372
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Nah, I did that yesterday

Go put an air-freshener in my King Tiger.


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Old 04-23-2009, 04:44 PM   #373
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I can't, the dog's fart is too toxic.

Give France back to the French (or the Germans if you're feeling really arbitrary).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:34 PM   #374
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Ummmmm, no. I'm having too much fun being an oppressor

Try to stop my reign of terror


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Old 04-23-2009, 08:12 PM   #375
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Nah, I'm skimming a hefty percentage of the booty.

Conquer another country.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-23-2009, 08:14 PM   #376
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Grrrr....I suddenly hate this game....no, I won't conquer anyone. Least not right now, maybe five minutes from now...but not right now....


Go send some political aid to the country I'm going to invade.....oooh...ryhme


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Old 04-26-2009, 05:51 AM   #377
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Nah, I'm too busy keelhauling this poor schmuck I caught selling my golf balls he jacked from me during a game of Gilmore Golf.

Go and purple nurple the band ICP.


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Old 04-26-2009, 11:52 AM   #378
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No, I'd rather not, it appears that my schedule has something better to do.

Go dance on the White House Lawn, screaming profanities.


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Old 04-26-2009, 01:51 PM   #379
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Naw, MOVEON.ORG is already doing that and they're just wierdos.

Go find Lassie, Timmy is stuck in the well......again.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-26-2009, 07:15 PM   #380
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No. Timmmmmehhh.

Go grab lassie, your stuck in the well.


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Old 04-28-2009, 07:03 AM   #381
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Wha? Naw, I'm too busy feeding my face and admiring my fat ass in the mirror like the chief on Big Money Hustlas.

Go fetch me a purple toy from the San Andreas police dept., Maurice Chavez just dissed my family and is going to find out what a beating is all about.


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Old 04-28-2009, 07:05 AM   #382
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Couldn't find one, is red ok?

Kill moose, natasha. Squirrel too.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:21 AM   #383
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Sure--does it have gold commie studs on it? All the better.
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Who are those people? "You don't kill people you don't know, that's a rule." --Mr Davenport on Dumb and Dumber...shortly before dying

Go perform Laser surgery on your left nipple.


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Old 04-28-2009, 07:23 AM   #384
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I can't. You're using it to perform laser surgery on your left nut.

Stop drinking all that radioactive waste.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:33 AM   #385
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Ohohooooo. I'll have to think of something as a comeback for that one, midget.
Uhh, I drank it all, why do you think my nads are growing all these wierd cysts.

Put your arms down, you're attracting the flies.


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Old 04-28-2009, 07:49 AM   #386
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I ain't attracting the flies, it's dat mutated bastard in the corner covered in manure.

Die already.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 07:59 AM   #387
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I cannot be killed. (Assumes the Juyo stance)

Go get in a boxing match with a cactus.


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Old 04-28-2009, 11:09 AM   #388
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I'd rather not, had my share of prickles in my Jabbing hand....grrr

Go get in a boxing with a Kangaroo.


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Old 04-28-2009, 02:40 PM   #389
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Can't afford the ticket to Oz.

Swim with the fishes.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 03:39 PM   #390
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No, I've got better things to do.

Go 'Ice' the target.


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Old 04-28-2009, 05:06 PM   #391
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Can't, the barrel of my weapon is too hot.

Buy your mom a pair of concrete galoshes (sp?).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 05:40 PM   #392
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Ummmm...no, do I need to tell you why?

Buy your Mom a fluffy toy.


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Old 04-28-2009, 06:18 PM   #393
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I can't, b/c your mom owns all of them and is too selfish to put any of them up for sale.

Go clean your tank.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 06:25 PM   #394
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Grrr...I'd like to, but then this game wouldn't be fun.....no, I won't clean my tank, my gas mask is currently out-of-order.

Clean my tank.


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Old 04-28-2009, 06:45 PM   #395
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I don't have a gas mask either.

Keep kipperthefrog's dog out of your tank.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-28-2009, 11:28 PM   #396
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No, besides I like watching that dog try to mount and dry-hump everything, including your leg.

Dammit, grow taller. Right now.


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Old 04-29-2009, 05:30 AM   #397
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Naw, it's easier to just shoot off your knee caps and bring you down to size.

Go look for some ice to burn.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-03-2009, 03:11 PM   #398
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All it does is melt.

Use the word stoichiochemetry (not a real word) in an intelligent conversation.

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Old 05-05-2009, 06:30 AM   #399
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Nah, why use that when you can just use UUUUUURG!?


Get the door, douche nozzle.


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Naw, I'm busy but you shouldn't talk to your mom that way, it's just wrong.

Go pound rocks.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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