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#401
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No. I believe in a time when men and women will not have to pound rocks.
Go blow up that mountainside.
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05-05-2009, 07:10 PM
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#402
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VN02 mix
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Hell no. I want to tumble down it, and I can't do that if it got "blowed up".
Dammit, someone get me an energy drink.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-05-2009, 08:09 PM
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#403
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Naw....don't.... have.....enough.....en..er...gy
Get me that energy drink instead.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-05-2009, 08:32 PM
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#404
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My bad, I drank 'em all.
Call a janitor, I need your mess cleaned up, pronto and if I wait for you it'll take 2 weeks...
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-05-2009, 09:59 PM
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#405
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No, b/c if I have to call the janitor it'll take me two weeks to get to the phone.
Call him yourself.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-05-2009, 10:22 PM
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#406
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No. I don't need him.
Handle your own mess!!!
you very much
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05-06-2009, 12:04 AM
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#407
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What are you talking about? I already cleaned my mess. It's your mess.
Call someone to clean up the mess, I'll even pay them. (not money, but something pretty cool)
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-06-2009, 12:21 AM
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#408
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Naw, I've got at least one of everything cool already.
Take a crap in the woods.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-06-2009, 12:57 AM
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#409
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VN02 mix
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(You ain't got a home rigged arc welder made from a microwave power transformer, which I MacGyver'd myself!!!)
Already did that, I'm outta crap. I'll put on rubber gloves and fling it at the next unsuspecting passer by.
Anderson needs someone to mow the lawn and prune the trees. You do it.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-06-2009, 10:40 AM
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#410
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No, Anderson is very lazy. He cannot pull his own weight...*sips lemonade*
Go shoot Anderson because he is too lazy.
you very much
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05-07-2009, 01:18 AM
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#411
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I'm equally lazy.
Do whatever you want.
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05-07-2009, 01:44 AM
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#412
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Nah, laziness is just too contagious.
Quit thinking aloud.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-07-2009, 02:43 AM
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VN02 mix
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OH, I'M SORRY, DID I BREAK YOUR CONCENTRATION?! (typing it is an extension of thinking it)
Quit bothering the farm animals! (That's reserved exclusively for me--as is Totenkopf's mom!   )
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-07-2009, 03:00 AM
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Bothering, shmothering.
GTA, quit making your mom turn tricks on the corner to support your meth habit.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-07-2009, 03:25 AM
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VN02 mix
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No way, I like this baking soda, it smells really good. And it covers the stench of the farm animals you left at my house overnight.
Quit trying to cut diamonds with a solid state laser, these mini fires are getting annoying to try to put out all at once. Use the Co2 laser, it has longer wavelengths
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-07-2009, 04:36 AM
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Nope, the fires help cut down on the stench of those rotting animal corpses you have me drop off at your place for whatever unspeakable thing it is you're doing to yourself with them. 
Go to the penalty box.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-07-2009, 10:21 AM
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#417
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Make me, ya evil ref....
There is a car waiting for you outside with two men in trench coats and 30s gangster caps, go over to them and say something offensive.
you very much
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05-10-2009, 04:05 AM
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#418
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VN02 mix
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Nah I'll leave it up to the undercover cops. I'm too...err, "busy" at the moment.
I wish Hank Hill would find Beavis now tankin' care of business in his toolshed now that Anderson is gone...
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Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-10-2009, 04:11 AM
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#419
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Sorry, can't help you there.
Remember where you're posting.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-10-2009, 01:00 PM
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#420
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No, I'm having too much fun forgetting.
Go post in the middle of nowhere.
you very much
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05-10-2009, 05:27 PM
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#421
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Can't find it.
Go noodling (catching big fish with only your hands).
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-10-2009, 07:02 PM
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#422
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VN02 mix
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Nah, I'll go fishing in my sea of winch-ninjette hoes. There is plenty of new fish to be caught there instead.
Send me those free-to-download albums of Wesley Willis and Kompressor.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-10-2009, 09:11 PM
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#423
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No. Is that not answer enough???EHEEHEHEHEH!! 
Give me your money. I will handle your finances.
you very much
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05-10-2009, 09:53 PM
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#424
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No, but here's some monopoly money to play with....now git.
Wash the car.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 04:08 AM
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#425
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VN02 mix
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I just washed your car...with my special golden monkey juice. 
Quit making out with the cat!
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 10:47 AM
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#426
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[Dang you, GTA, dang you ] No, the cat enjoys it.
Quit trying to have kids with that tree!!!
you very much
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05-11-2009, 03:17 PM
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#427
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Brony
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To be fair, it's just for pleasure.
Make out with a Dalek.
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05-11-2009, 03:49 PM
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#428
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VN02 mix
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(You did what with a tree?  )
Nah, I'd rather kidnap megaman's sister and make out with her instead.
Get me a Zagnut candybar. Now.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-11-2009, 04:56 PM
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#429
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Sorry, your monkey ate all of them. Accounts for the gold in his "monkey juice".
Quit trying to molest the help.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-11-2009, 05:01 PM
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#430
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VN02 mix
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You try keeping your hands off of this:  , Easier said than done when she isn't in the mood to bite back.
Get your disgusting corpse you left of a serial killer with a hockey mask off my property or I'll have to call some burnt guy with this claw thing and striped sweatshirt to off you.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-17-2009, 01:09 AM
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#431
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Veteran
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But it wasn't me! It was...that other guy...that one, over there...
Make something someone actually buys!
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05-18-2009, 12:32 AM
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#432
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VN02 mix
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Nah I'd rather just continue making snarky comments and odiferous offensive odors.
Go dress up in pink boxing gear with a friend and have a knock-down-drag-out bout in wal-mart.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-18-2009, 12:43 AM
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#433
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No, I'd rather get my Samurai sword, dress up in a too-too, and waltz through the land, cutting off daisies. And I wouldn't do that either.
Throw a bar of soap at the President, and then charge across the Lawn with a broomstick raised like a sword.
you very much
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05-18-2009, 06:13 PM
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#434
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VN02 mix
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I'd rather do what Violent J sang about in a song: Run around the whitehouse lawn, naked and screaming and busting shots at it.
Go unclog your toilet, I'm getting tired of see it back up into your house and pour out everywhere, and start running and outside. Right now.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-18-2009, 07:12 PM
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#435
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No, I enjoy the fresh smell of crud in the morning.
Stop hitting those Girl Scouts with clubs whenever they come to your house to egg you!! They may sue you!!
you very much
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05-18-2009, 10:37 PM
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#436
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Not if I beat them to death, first.
Give all your money to charity.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-19-2009, 01:25 AM
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#437
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No. They have enough, they should give to me
Clean up your room! Now!! There are snakes and bugs crawling from the corners of the messes of messes!!!
you very much
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05-19-2009, 01:53 AM
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#438
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VN02 mix
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NO! I live for the jungle, dammit!
Somebody tell Vern and Earnest to stop lobbing explosive toilets into the yard of that crazy "I'll buy that for a dollar" guy.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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05-19-2009, 04:13 AM
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#439
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Nah, that Vern guy never lets you get a word in edgewise.....know what I mean?!?
Tell Beavis and Butthead to stop stalking Paul Shaeffer.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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05-19-2009, 05:40 AM
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#440
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VN02 mix
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No way, dill weed. Beavis needs some new shades for Butt-head's new late night show.
Lemme have another bottle of Jim Beam, lesh have a drink.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.
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