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Old 06-26-2009, 01:47 PM   #481
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Can't b/c he's in a galaxy far, far away.

Make out with an ugly (susan boyle-like) cosplayer that's wearing a hideous outfit.


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Old 06-27-2009, 05:57 AM   #482
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I already did that, it was your mother.


Give me a damned solid state laser for punching holes in metal, bunghole.


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Old 06-27-2009, 12:27 PM   #483
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No, I'm too busy funding my own laserpowers. Soon, the weapon will be fully-operational!!!!!

Gimme all your nukes.


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Old 06-27-2009, 11:53 PM   #484
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No. You already have all the nukes anyone could ever want.

Go clean up Anderson's camper... Now!


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Old 06-28-2009, 01:02 AM   #485
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Never. I'd rather die then breathe in those terrible fumes....

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Old 06-28-2009, 02:45 AM   #486
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I have to or he will kill me. You can't refuse the Norris.

Don't stick your foot up GTA's ass.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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Old 06-28-2009, 11:41 PM   #487
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Try it and you'll wind up with mine up yours.

Tell the ugly guy in the helmet to go get surgery or at least put a paper bag over his face so we don't have to look at that all damn day.


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Old 06-29-2009, 12:47 AM   #488
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I would, but Red doesn't take "constructive criticism" very well.

Go to the moon w/Beavis 'n Butthead in a rocket made of hardened TP.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-29-2009, 12:54 AM   #489
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I'll do the latter and skip out on going, thanks. Too busy whacking off in my own tool shed.

Go shine your ****ing helmet.


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Old 06-29-2009, 01:05 AM   #490
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Ran out of wax b/c you were "waxing" the dolphin.

Find a new hobby.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-29-2009, 01:08 AM   #491
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No way, I like your mom too much.

Give me a tank, biatch!


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Old 06-29-2009, 01:11 AM   #492
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Is that what you say when you're playing "catcher"? That's disgusting, so the answer is no.


Where you're drawers over your pants.


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-29-2009, 03:51 AM   #493
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What the ****? Well if you're talkng about pants over pants--done it many a time where I needed padding or insulation from cold. Sweatpants in jeans. Don't need to as it's approaching the 90s up here.


Go box Curly while "pop goes the weasel" is playing.
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Old 06-29-2009, 04:34 AM   #494
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Nah...he was one of my favorite stooges and I'd hate to have to hurt him (esp since I know his "musical" secret).

Go bother Moe.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-29-2009, 10:28 PM   #495
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Nah, Larry and Curly do a fine job of that already.

Go sing "Never gonna give you up" at karaoke--you wuss, be a man, c'mon.


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Old 07-25-2009, 02:52 PM   #496
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There's nothing karaoke related going on right now.

Make an excuse for not following this command.

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Old 07-25-2009, 04:14 PM   #497
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I can't, I have to get an enema.

Go lick the bottom of GTA's shoe.

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Old 07-25-2009, 09:13 PM   #498
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^^^Nah, I'd rather not get pine sap and pitch in my mouth with all sorts of dirt and rock in my mouth...

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I can't, I have to get an enema.


...uhh, yeah, okay. Have fun.


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Old 07-25-2009, 10:33 PM   #499
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I love reading reactions to comments like that!

Stop making excuses!!!

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Old 07-26-2009, 12:10 AM   #500
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If I stop making excuses I'll actually have to kill ya.

Go to school w/a bag packed full of explosives.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-26-2009, 12:27 AM   #501
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No. I already called in sick.

Set up a small business outside your normal workplace that is pretty much an exact copy of your actual workplace.

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Old 07-26-2009, 01:20 AM   #502
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Naw, that'd be silly. At least now we know part of the reason you're sick.

Sleep in late tomorrow.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-26-2009, 01:25 AM   #503
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I was gonna do that anyway.

Stay up all night with nothing to do.

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Old 07-26-2009, 02:07 AM   #504
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I've plenty to do.

Combine Valium and Guarana.

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Old 07-26-2009, 07:58 AM   #505
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MAKE ME A SAMMICH, WOMAN!


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Old 07-26-2009, 11:18 AM   #506
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I'm a guy.

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Old 07-26-2009, 08:34 PM   #507
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But I'm Poor.

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Old 07-26-2009, 08:37 PM   #508
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I ain't got no rhythm.

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Old 07-26-2009, 09:36 PM   #509
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I'm already there for um, unrelated reasons.

Make an acapella cover of YYZ.

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Old 07-26-2009, 09:39 PM   #510
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I'm sorry, but I'm too busy kicking you for asking me that

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Old 07-26-2009, 09:41 PM   #511
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I'm too busy throwing you onto them, and after that, your corpse will be in the way.

Reenact the song "J*** In My Pants" by the Lonely Island

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I don't know it.

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Old 07-26-2009, 10:27 PM   #513
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I'm not sure that he will take to that well.

Go call your neighbor something bad, and then paint their house pink, and wait for their response.


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Old 07-26-2009, 10:48 PM   #514
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I don't know it.
Youtube it, you'll get a kick out of it. I'll try to do it on karaoke, and I'll record it. Then you all can see my ugly azz face with my long mountain man hair.

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Telling Big Baby Sweets and his 2 bitches to go kiss a donkey--when I ain't around.


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Old 07-26-2009, 10:56 PM   #515
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Sorry, it seems my schedule has a sudden...appointment.

Post a humiliating video of yourself in a chicken suit dancing to the Rick Rolled Song.


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I already did that with CQ.

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Old 07-26-2009, 11:24 PM   #517
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I don't think that the Geese will like that.

Go push a World Leader into a very deep Jacuzzi, then declare that he has been removed from power


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Old 07-26-2009, 11:25 PM   #518
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I did that yesterday.

Kidnap KJI then place GTA:SWcity in charge of North Korea.

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Old 07-26-2009, 11:26 PM   #519
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I have my doubts he looks the part.

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Old 07-26-2009, 11:30 PM   #520
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I'm not of legal drinking age.

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