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Old 07-27-2009, 12:32 AM   #521
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:20 AM   #522
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Old 07-27-2009, 01:43 AM   #523
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I eat eggs for breakfast.

Go puree some ham, spinach, and oranges then chug the mixture.

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Old 07-27-2009, 03:06 AM   #524
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After seeing a guy on Jackass do similar, I think pass......unless I get to do it in your house and not have to clean it up.

Leave your car unlocked.


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Old 07-28-2009, 01:26 AM   #525
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No, I like my car too much to do something that stupid.

Blow it out your @ss.


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Old 07-29-2009, 06:39 PM   #526
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Old 07-29-2009, 11:18 PM   #527
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Nah not spicy enough, I'd rather do it to a fed.

Don't tell me to %^&* off, now say jackass.


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Old 07-30-2009, 12:31 AM   #528
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But all I can say is......GTA.

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Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-30-2009, 12:35 AM   #529
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No, I'd rather be a jerk and let it decay into hell. Can't assure you I wont cures neithe.


Go shine my booze glasses, underling.


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Old 07-30-2009, 12:41 AM   #530
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But you broke them being a supreme jerk last night when I couldn't pay my tab.

Buy some top shelf booze, ya cheap bas.....er....jerkwad.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-30-2009, 01:04 AM   #531
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I can't, I'm broke because some cheap bastard who got done fighting a war came drank everything I had, and hasn't paid me for it yet.


Why did Vercetti hire some ninja samurai mofo with a couple lightsabers?


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Old 07-30-2009, 01:09 AM   #532
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Why are you posting a question in the excuse thread?

Get lost, pal.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-30-2009, 01:28 AM   #533
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No I think I'll stay. You're as boring as the other guy. >:-)

Tossing ape boy a bananna before giving him a DDT in the doughnut hut.


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Old 07-31-2009, 12:35 AM   #534
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There is no way I could possibly understand what you're asking me to do.

Butter your bacon, bacon your sausage, then eat it.

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Old 07-31-2009, 01:09 AM   #535
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I think I prefer the missionary position.

Why does Te Mirdala Mand'alor not change his name to Te Melanin Man o' War when the latter is clearly better?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 07-31-2009, 02:24 AM   #536
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It hasn't been six months yet.

Somebody trip Hallucination.

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Old 07-31-2009, 02:46 AM   #537
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That's not a question.

Tell me why I thought this was the stupid question thread in my last post.


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Old 07-31-2009, 02:50 AM   #538
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I don't want to. This is the excuse thread.

Somebody tell Hallucination to leave me alone

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Old 07-31-2009, 03:48 AM   #539
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Sorry but it wasn't in my contract.

Go set a foreign nation on fire and fly over it in a helicopter with a loudspeaker and say with a german (no not austrian ahnuld) accent: "I um de president of de United States of America, de most powerful nation on earth! You will all bow down and kiss my butt!"
Then use a scratchy voice with an arab accent saying "The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!"


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Old 07-31-2009, 01:55 PM   #540
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Do you know how much surface area the average foreign nation has? That just wouldn't work.

Calculate the average combustible surface area of a foreign nation.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 07-31-2009, 05:17 PM   #541
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But you stole my calculator.

Get yourself banned.

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Old 07-31-2009, 07:42 PM   #542
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But then these forums would suck.




I hope.

Distract me.


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Old 07-31-2009, 08:08 PM   #543
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You're not worth the effort.

Stop crying, ya big baby.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:12 AM   #544
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That isn't me, it's the alarm clock. Nah, it's doing its job annoying the neighbors--obviously you can hear it and you live clear across the country.


Don't lift those sweaty donkey balls outta the way just to see the time on the clock. (Movie reference although I loathe the activity it promotes!)


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Old 08-06-2009, 02:34 AM   #545
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I won't, but I'll make you move them instead.

Don't break my concentration.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-06-2009, 04:54 AM   #546
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<Plaf!> Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to DO *that*! You were saying?


Don't blow up the annoying neighbor's statue (even if it is really fruity looking).


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Old 08-06-2009, 04:06 PM   #547
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I have to.....it just said "wha....wha....what?!?"

Go eat that dog over there.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:31 AM   #548
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I already ate yours.

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Old 08-07-2009, 03:13 AM   #549
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Okay, but I'm singing the bass part.

Sing every single Kyuss song ever written. Loudly, and in outer space. Wearing only a pink speedo.


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Old 08-07-2009, 10:03 PM   #550
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My pink speedo is in the wash.

Drink gasoline for "energy"

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Old 08-09-2009, 05:03 PM   #551
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Nah, I already drink nitro. Besides, I always wind up $#&^ting myself every time I used to do it.


Go steal the "Shag'n'Wag'n" Lloyd traded for the mini hog.


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Old 08-09-2009, 11:16 PM   #552
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I really don't know what that is.

Get in my bedroom and get naked if you want your halloween candy.


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Old 08-09-2009, 11:28 PM   #553
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I'm having too much fun piching Totenkopf's stepmother's (Bastila's) arse. I'll send my security guard instead, he's been pretty hungry for candy lately. Right freaking now, in fact.......




Go beat a dead horse.


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Old 08-10-2009, 12:29 AM   #554
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I'm a vegan, and that is quite clearly animal exploitation.

Give the dude in GTA:SWcity's last post my number.


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Old 08-10-2009, 04:28 AM   #555
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No way, that piece of work is MINE.

Eat your vegetables if you want dessert.


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Old 08-10-2009, 12:51 PM   #556
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^^^I already did...get you lines right, YA FILTHY HOBO! (BTW, GTA doesn't normally eat dessert. You have offended me and now I must cornholio!)

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I really don't know what that is.
Get with it, son. Observe the shag carpet exterior in the next scene.
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I'm a vegan, and that is quite clearly animal exploitation.
Of the metaphorical sense.
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Give the dude in GTA:SWcity's last post my number.
1-800-hairball (too many numbers? just dial it anyways!)
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No way, that piece of work is MINE.
I'm sure there is enough of him to go around.
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Go and split some hairs.


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Old 08-13-2009, 03:08 PM   #557
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Oh, that.
I um...
I never watched that movie.

And the excuse for your previous post:
My hairs don't like splitting.


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^^^

Having nothing of your own to retort is a bad idea in this thread.

Go grope totenkopf.


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He's already groping me, though.
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I never watched that either.
._.


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Old 08-15-2009, 05:23 PM   #560
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Uhhh.......wait a minute, he failed to put up a request or command in his post to be excused from...*again*...

We're gonna keep doing this 'till you get it right.


Invite a bunch of "peanutbutter smooth" clowns and "party boys" to your house...and giving them totenkopf's step mamma's address.


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