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Old 08-16-2009, 01:25 AM   #561
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No. Just b/c.

GTA and TR, go get a room you sicko perv's and leave me out of your homoerotic fantasies.


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Old 08-16-2009, 01:58 PM   #562
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Nah, I'd rather have more characters in my reality drama documentary: "MO TRAUMA FOR YO MAMMA"!
(--Credit for title phrase goes to war vet bum in liberty city on GTA4.)

Go buy me a duff beer you clown.


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Old 09-10-2009, 12:19 AM   #563
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Never. I'm too busy practicing my clown abilities.

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:16 AM   #564
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I can't....it's already been cancelled.

Wash the dishes and vacuum the house before your woman gets home.


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:22 AM   #565
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Can't. I haven't got a woman.

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:28 AM   #566
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I would, but you're gay.

Go find GTA's monkey army.


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:30 AM   #567
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But I'm not allowed in your basement.

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Old 09-10-2009, 01:32 AM   #568
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I've already got all of them. They're being turned into weapons for the monkey army.

Run for your life.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:34 AM   #569
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I'm too lazy.

Sit down and shut up.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:36 AM   #570
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No, annoying you is reaon enough not to.

Open the barn door and let the horses go.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:37 AM   #571
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What's the point if they don't get past the electric fence?

Go bother a poisonous reptile.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:39 AM   #572
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I already am, fortunately it's venom is harmless.

Turn off your computer and go to bed.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:40 AM   #573
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I'm not tired.

Move to Russia.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:43 AM   #574
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No, you're already there.

Cut the grass.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:44 AM   #575
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All 16 acres of it? No way!

Buy me a pizza.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:54 AM   #576
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Can't.....all out of dough.

Buy your own pizza.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:55 AM   #577
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Can't. You stole my wallet.

Kiss the next person you see (in real life).
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:59 AM   #578
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No, it might be you.....that'd be soooo gay.

Stop playing this game.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:00 AM   #579
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No. I don't feel like it.

Go eat what's left of yesterdays dinner.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:03 AM   #580
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Can't, ate it all.....LAST NIGHT.

Stop staring at GTA....it makes him overly comfortable (so I've heard).


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:06 AM   #581
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Lemme figure out what he's doing first.

Stop looking at my horse!
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:07 AM   #582
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Well.....stop doing whatever that sick thing is you're doing to it.

Leave GTA alone.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 09:01 PM   #583
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No way, I like to give myself that "tender attention".

Go drive a riding mower over a field of grass bottles full of bodily waste.


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Old 09-10-2009, 09:02 PM   #584
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It's out of gas.

Keep a straight face while reading this aloud:

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Old 09-10-2009, 09:11 PM   #585
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Nah, it's way too funny even when reading the title of it. That is an ultimate setup to fail.

Go up to john cena, smack him upside the head with tea bags and say, "you can't see me either".


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Old 09-10-2009, 10:18 PM   #586
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Can't, its past my curfew.

Go anger a wild elephant.

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Old 09-10-2009, 10:34 PM   #587
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Sorry, don't have big enough bullets to stop it in case I do.


Run through your yard in the nude and hump the nearest tree.


SITH HAPPENS
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:05 AM   #588
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The tree has a restraining order against me.

Fetch me my lucky dancing katana.
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:09 AM   #589
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I accidentally drained it of the luck.

Shave your head!


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Old 09-13-2009, 01:48 PM   #590
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Don't hafta, it's always been hairless. *Ahem* (Okay.....lame tallywhacker joke, moving along.)





Take two XL firecrackers, place them in your butt crack, light them and become the next jackass.


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Old 09-13-2009, 02:25 PM   #591
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Nah. If you don't mind, and quite frankly even if you do mind, I'd rather not have any permanent butt problems that would ensue from that. Thanks.
Hell, if Tom Anderson is any indication butt preblems naturally arise on their own and those ones are quite enough.

Go to a donkey kong area of a gamer convention and call the guy behind the booth "You son of a monkey's C*CK!" Just beforerepeatedly smacking him upside the face at 90mph followed by a handcuffing to his own ankles.


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Old 09-13-2009, 02:47 PM   #592
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Naw, can't do it man. I haven't gotten my personal "Cloaking device" to work yet.




Run through a crowd of female Feminist while your in the nude, then come back again, stop and do a hip shake dance thing with arms up and both hands behind your head, then haul a$$ again.


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Old 09-13-2009, 03:44 PM   #593
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But I just came back from doing that.

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Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 09-13-2009, 03:51 PM   #594
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No thanks, that's too geeky.

Take a long walk off a short pier into a sea of hydrochloric acid.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-13-2009, 03:53 PM   #595
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No, sounds too painful.

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Old 09-13-2009, 03:59 PM   #596
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But my horse whip has been confiscated by the police

Drink a whole bottle of dish detergent.

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Old 09-13-2009, 05:04 PM   #597
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But my horse whip has been confiscated by the police

Drink a whole bottle of dish detergent.
But I'm allergic to things I don't want to do!

Have cuddle time with a member of the opposite sex that is attractive.


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Old 09-13-2009, 06:47 PM   #598
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Cuddle? I think I'll just get straight down to business, thank you very much.

Take a hike.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-13-2009, 08:21 PM   #599
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Just got back from that (seriously!)

Get lost!

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No point, I'm pretty good at finding myself.

Help fulfil my bi-erotic fantasies.

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