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Old 09-13-2009, 10:30 PM   #601
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I don't even think all the porn in world would help you with that.


Go space yourself.


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Old 09-13-2009, 10:46 PM   #602
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I have plenty of space for myself. Thanks for your concern though. (And if you mean space withing the digestive system, well, I cut really rancid farts all the time too!)

Eat $*** and Bark At The Moon.
(Hint: this is a punchline for a joke ad was inspiration for some dude's song as well as album cover back in 1984! )


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Old 09-13-2009, 11:33 PM   #603
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Sorry, Ozzy already beat me too it.



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Old 09-14-2009, 12:15 AM   #604
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Sorry, Ozzy beat me to that... As well as to taking a whizz on the alamo while dressed in drag.


Race your 1984 sheepdog van around a corner.


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Old 09-14-2009, 02:04 AM   #605
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Can't, lent it out to a couple of real dumb@$$es.

Go soak your head in a vat of bat guano.


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-14-2009, 05:03 PM   #606
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Ace Ventura already did that.

Go give an elephant a suppository.


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Old 09-18-2009, 07:37 PM   #607
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Can't, my blowgun is in the shop for repairs. Laser site is off.



Go up to a gorilla and pimpslap the hell out of him.


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Old 09-19-2009, 12:27 AM   #608
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Shaggz 2 dope already did something like that...he sucker punched a gorilla and tried to run wit a banana hangin' off his ass.

Go and become penpals with the unibomber, let him send you packages.


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Old 09-19-2009, 05:49 AM   #609
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but i am the unibomber!


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Old 09-21-2009, 01:54 AM   #610
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Nah, I'd rather make bread from hardened squirrel turds.


Tell Beavis how you feel his mother.


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Old 09-21-2009, 05:18 AM   #611
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I would, if I had.

TP Butthead.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-21-2009, 05:49 PM   #612
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Already did.

Go get Anderson's goodies.


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Old 09-21-2009, 10:28 PM   #613
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No thanks. Leaving that to you also.

Go buy more TP for Cornholio.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-21-2009, 11:17 PM   #614
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He already used it all. >_<

Tell Toni Cippriatti to lose the salami.


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Old 09-22-2009, 01:09 AM   #615
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I would, but he already lost it in your butt.

Take all the doghnuts from Springfield before Homer causes another accident at the power plant.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:42 AM   #616
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Too Late.

Change your avatar.


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Old 09-22-2009, 10:17 AM   #617
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I don't like change.

Go for a bike ride wearing a chicken suit in a gang area.

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Old 09-22-2009, 10:22 AM   #618
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No thanks I'll leave that to you.

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Old 09-22-2009, 10:32 AM   #619
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*burp!* Already did.

Go steal that thing -->

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Old 09-22-2009, 08:36 PM   #620
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No, I'm too bust watching Totenkopf have trouble sitting b/c of his smuggling habit w/ large objects.


go lauch pianos and refirgerators into mr mcvicker's school


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Old 09-22-2009, 08:38 PM   #621
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Not likely. I'm not pulling that stuff out of your arse.

Give all you $$ to the Hare Krishnas.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:28 AM   #622
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No thanks, it'll just end up going to your ultra large toy collection b/c you're a lonely and desperate sick ****.

Go find a hooker for your sick fantasies old man, before Red foreman decides your arse is a high impact kicking target. (And yes, my mom is off limits.)


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Old 09-23-2009, 05:35 AM   #623
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That's ok. Who needs a hooker when you've got a harem.

Quit sexually obsessing about Red, you perv, before he puts his foot so far up your arse you're toungue-shining his shoes.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:19 AM   #624
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You're the only one saying I'm obsessed with him, you shadow profiler you.


Get rid of your harem, you know it isn't right to have all those farm animals!


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Old 09-23-2009, 01:29 PM   #625
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No. They're for you, ya filthy satyr.

Become Batman.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-23-2009, 01:35 PM   #626
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I'm already the Joker.

Become Conan the Barbarian.

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Old 09-23-2009, 06:37 PM   #627
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Arnie beat me to it...

Fetch.


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Old 09-23-2009, 06:50 PM   #628
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*hiss!*

Go shave your pits!

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Old 09-24-2009, 01:17 PM   #629
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I havent got any arms to do it with.


Come to my house for a "sleep" over



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Old 09-24-2009, 01:22 PM   #630
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*barf* No thanks, I'm getting my tonsils removed without any painkillers, and I'd rather do that.

Let's ban Delta 62!

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Old 09-24-2009, 01:36 PM   #631
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NO........I'm alredy an illegal immagrant!


Lets not not ban anyone



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Old 10-05-2009, 01:47 AM   #632
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But they asked for it!

Give me an excuse.


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Old 10-05-2009, 07:05 AM   #633
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Nah, I'd rather just give you a bag of barf.

Go beat a dead horse. (Dead from me of course. )


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Old 10-05-2009, 03:43 PM   #634
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But it smells of rotten!

Put on a pair of short shorts and do the jiggle dance with Mr.Higglesworth over there.
(you know you want to.)


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Old 10-06-2009, 10:19 PM   #635
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I can't seem to spot Mr. Higglesworth.

Attempt Parkour while drunk.

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Old 10-08-2009, 09:38 PM   #636
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I don't drink (anymore). But I do like to pull a Ric Flair party stunt, buy y'all drinks and watch you all make idiots out of yourselves as I convince you to do progressively dumber or raunchier things.

(Yet you wonder why those pictures of you and the dog wound up on the internet.)

Quit drooling over Jill Valentine you perv. Only zombies may take a bite of her sweet flesh.


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Old 10-25-2009, 09:51 PM   #637
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Old 10-26-2009, 05:46 AM   #638
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Ahhh shaddup, who asked ya....

Go entertain Missy b/c Sugar Bear is out of town and she's been asking for you.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-26-2009, 02:53 PM   #639
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I'd rather not.

Build an epic monument to my awesomeness.

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Old 10-26-2009, 05:47 PM   #640
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Nah, you're awesome enough as a wisecrackin' redneck mandalore. Any more awesome and you would be either a one man band or a ninja with a guitar in your own guitar slinging ninja clan band... Or a ninja clan band full of self sufficient one man bands also as ninjas w/ guitars.

Go tell the wookiees they are invited to the next drunken space streaker's fest on coruscant.


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