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Old 10-26-2009, 06:31 PM   #641
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Look at that >_>

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:46 AM   #642
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No thanks, I'm too busy looking at something else.

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:07 AM   #643
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I don't think so. You're on another continent, and funnily enough, can't afford a plane ticket.

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:18 AM   #644
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Where!

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:57 AM   #645
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I, uh, just remembered that I... *Bang!*

I have to go to a funeral that day.

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Old 10-28-2009, 04:36 PM   #646
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*downing some nice "Tako" sushi at my favorite Japanese restaurant up in Eureka CA within driving distance of Humboldt* MMM-mph--gwrrr-mmrrmrrr. (GULP!) I'm sorry, what was that? You were saying something about squid? Yeah, pretty good with fresh wasabi and soy with low salt.

Go roll up a flare and smoke that biach like no tomorrow.


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Old 10-28-2009, 05:07 PM   #647
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I can't smoke with this patch on. x_=

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:22 PM   #648
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That's impossible, zombies have no mind and therefore, no feeling. Ergo, no angry.

Learn a real language to pick up the womanz.


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Old 10-28-2009, 10:28 PM   #649
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I don't need a language. My muscles do all the talking.

Change your name... >_>

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:49 PM   #650
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And lower my chances with the ladies? Come now, be reasonable!

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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 10-28-2009, 10:51 PM   #651
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I already did. I won.

Go anger GTA...

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Old 10-28-2009, 10:55 PM   #652
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My friend, I would rather change my name

Go jump off a cliff aimlessly, at the same time as making rude comments to everyone you pass on the way down.


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Old 10-28-2009, 10:57 PM   #653
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I'm not doing that again!

Go jump down a rabbit hole...

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Old 10-28-2009, 11:00 PM   #654
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Psh....that's sooooooooooo 1999...

Go watch a million rickroll videos, and check how many brain cells you've lost.


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Old 10-28-2009, 11:04 PM   #655
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I already did that twice.
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Old 10-28-2009, 11:56 PM   #656
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Psh. Why the Canadians? Everyone knows stealing stuff from the UK is way better...

Go tick off a major nuclear power, and then call Kim Jong Il fat on national tv.


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Old 10-29-2009, 12:02 AM   #657
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Why bother? I could just launch gigantic heaping gobs dog turds fraught with dead raccoons and violated monkeys at all of them. No problem.

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Go anger GTA...


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Old 11-17-2009, 03:41 AM   #658
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The beer - yes, the magazine - no, because it's just a tease.




Run around the field of a football stadium in the nude, full of fans, yelling the words: "The sky is falling!" "The sky is falling!" "The friggin' sky is falling!" And then stop and click your heels three times while saying the words: "I'm a idiot." "I'm a idiot." "I'm a idiot." as you look towards the sky.


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Old 11-17-2009, 09:57 AM   #659
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I don't think there is a Football Stadium where I live.

Make like a tree and form a union and demand equal rights. And name the song I'm referencing.

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Old 11-18-2009, 12:07 AM   #660
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No. I have a dumpster to go raid. Leave me alone.

Go pin the jackass on Johnny Knoxville.


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Old 11-18-2009, 01:03 AM   #661
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Not coming all the way out to the west coast just to pin you on Johnny Knoxville

Go play w/your teletubbies.


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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 11-18-2009, 01:19 AM   #662
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I don't play with teletubbies and they're not mine.

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Not coming all the way out to the west coast just to pin you on Johnny Knoxville
Don't forget Johnny lives on the east coast, so you'd need to take me all the way back there to do that.

Don't go searching google images for the Jackass Democrats picture to post up here.
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Old 11-18-2009, 05:37 PM   #663
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I wouldn't, but I needed to do a project on some idiots...

Jump on nail several times, please.


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Old 11-19-2009, 12:15 AM   #664
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No thanks, I've step on enough nails and tacks to last two friggin' lifetimes.



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Old 11-19-2009, 12:40 AM   #665
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But corpses are already bony enough.

Become the next famous corpse.


Let's kill ourselves.

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Old 11-19-2009, 12:53 AM   #666
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I can't, I'm the one who purifies them. Along with the Grim Reaper who collects there souls. MUHAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!



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Old 11-19-2009, 10:53 AM   #667
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But then I wouldn't be able to type an excuse to not play dead.

Play (f)undead.


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Old 11-19-2009, 06:02 PM   #668
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I DON'T - THINK - SO, HOMIE DON"T - PLAY - THAT - WAY!




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Old 11-19-2009, 07:18 PM   #669
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Nah, I'd rather play 3 liter soda bottle cram with Ben Bernanke's ace-hohl. After all, it's like music--ya cram the bottle up in there and it makes a funny noise.

Sharing a dirty heroin needle wit courtney love.
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Old 11-19-2009, 09:33 PM   #670
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She didn't want to share it with me.

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Old 11-20-2009, 02:10 AM   #671
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Bad idea, by then the fungus and mold might be strong enough to kill you or make you wish you were dead.


Armoring up for the occasion, then throwing the bound up Conneticut senator Chris Dodd into an area infested with tens of hornets nests and then spraying something on the Senator to make the insects very aggressive and angry.
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Old 11-20-2009, 10:33 AM   #672
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I would, but i would have to buy plane tickets


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Old 11-20-2009, 07:30 PM   #673
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Pink Floyd beat me to it.

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Old 11-20-2009, 11:04 PM   #674
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No, b/c I won't even eat beets.

Slip some atomic kimchee into someone's chocolate milkshake.


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Old 11-26-2009, 03:34 AM   #675
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Nah, I'd rather mow down that jerk who liked to put small animals in microwaves and turn the machines on. If he lives, I'll slip him some while on the ground--would that work?


Hire the stooges to serve pies.
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Old 11-27-2009, 04:17 PM   #676
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Only if I get to see them hammer each other in the face with them, otherwise....nope.





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Old 11-27-2009, 08:54 PM   #677
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Nah, I'd rather clip my nipples to an electrical outlet, get in a tub of water and turn on the electricity.


Tell Mr. Buzzcut to bend over and give you 50 while you point an uzi at him.
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Old 11-28-2009, 02:55 PM   #678
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Can't do it, I don't have a UZI.



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Old 11-28-2009, 04:50 PM   #679
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Old 12-01-2009, 05:45 AM   #680
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