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Old 05-08-2008, 03:52 AM   #41
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Old 05-08-2008, 01:33 PM   #42
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We gave the last one to a gorilla named Grape Ape.

Cut the grass.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 05-08-2008, 08:58 PM   #43
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How about you cut the grass!

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Old 05-08-2008, 09:00 PM   #44
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:57 PM   #45
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Old 05-09-2008, 12:43 AM   #46
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Too late, I already have.

Play hooky.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:18 AM   #47
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Don't have a reason to.

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Old 05-09-2008, 03:07 AM   #48
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I'm wired up as it is.

Don't touch that!


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-09-2008, 05:41 AM   #49
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*sound of expensive vase breaking* I already did

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Old 05-09-2008, 11:36 AM   #50
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But my dog ate it!!!

Sue McDonald's please!!


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Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper.
When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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Old 05-09-2008, 02:51 PM   #51
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I tried, but the judge wasn't that gullible.

Find us a new planet.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:04 PM   #52
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I wish I could, but I suck at astronomy.

Give me a sword!


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Old 05-09-2008, 08:20 PM   #53
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Those are dangerous!

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Old 05-09-2008, 08:46 PM   #54
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BURP!!!!!!! Excuse me.......


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Old 05-09-2008, 09:43 PM   #55
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Make me cookies.
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:59 PM   #56
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too late i um... fed the flower to my cat

now go scream on your next date
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:02 PM   #57
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I don't even have a girlfriend.

Do my Science homework!


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Old 05-10-2008, 02:22 AM   #58
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You can't pay me enough money.

Get a second job.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-11-2008, 11:47 PM   #59
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When did I get a first job?

Go shoot the president.


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Old 05-12-2008, 12:33 AM   #60
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But Cheney's already going hunting with him next weekend!

Don't use the imperative mood!


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-12-2008, 01:57 PM   #61
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(seriously) What is Imperative mood anyways?

Kill the wabbit

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Old 05-12-2008, 04:16 PM   #62
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I don't like killing.


Fight me!


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Old 05-12-2008, 05:44 PM   #63
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Um...hey look!!A distraction! *points somewhere and runs away*

Do the chicken dance!


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Old 05-12-2008, 07:49 PM   #64
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!


Make littleman794 some stew.


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Old 05-12-2008, 10:17 PM   #65
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But he's a veghead!

Get on the next bus leaving town and don't come back here.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-12-2008, 10:44 PM   #66
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But there aren't any buses in western Canada since the war!

Crawl in the fire and fetch me the hot dog that I dropped in accidentally.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-13-2008, 01:07 AM   #67
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Okay...wait...fire is....HOT!

Jump off a cliff.

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Old 05-13-2008, 06:06 PM   #68
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You first.


Eat COW!


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Old 05-14-2008, 02:14 PM   #69
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I can't. Martin the Martian turns out to be a vegan and he fired his disintegrator ray at all the cows.

Stop playing this game.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-14-2008, 02:53 PM   #70
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My behavior inhibitors prevent that...

Go buy a spider called Delia...




Visit the new JediKnight.net!
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Old 05-14-2008, 04:54 PM   #71
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But, I'm afraid of spiders.

Go make me a milkshake.

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Old 05-14-2008, 06:58 PM   #72
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I lack the knowledge to make one.


Tell me I'm pretty.


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Old 05-14-2008, 07:12 PM   #73
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I don't like to lie.

Post pronz and see how long it takes you to get banned.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-14-2008, 08:11 PM   #74
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I'm straight.

Jump off a bridge.

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Old 05-14-2008, 09:00 PM   #75
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You first.


Jump off of Mount Saint Helens.


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Old 05-14-2008, 11:04 PM   #76
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^but it blew up!

Make me a glass of chardonnay with a hint of lemon in it.
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:42 AM   #77
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I'm all out of lemon. Will strawberry work for you?

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Old 05-15-2008, 11:04 AM   #78
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I'm not replying...I'm just giving a new excuse!

Push ctrl+w.


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Old 05-15-2008, 12:43 PM   #79
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too bad I already did!!!

blink your eyes!


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Old 05-15-2008, 03:54 PM   #80
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I can't. My eyes are taped to remain open.


Bake a cake.


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