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Old 02-09-2010, 04:18 PM   #761
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It's not hot enough.

Shoot the moon.


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Old 02-09-2010, 04:31 PM   #762
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Old 02-09-2010, 04:42 PM   #763
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:18 PM   #764
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I don't have a big enough grill.

Tell your mom she was lousy (scratch that, I must be channeling Dath). Instead, don't throw Al Gore off an anartic ice shelf.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:43 PM   #765
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While I may not be a practitioner of teng'su-do or taekwon-do BUT I can kick over my head... So I'll KICK him off an ice shelf instead.

(Not quite Dath, but close--it's more like "Tell your mom she sucks")


Go mix some boric acid with alcohol and light it up to make green fire.
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Old 02-12-2010, 11:55 AM   #766
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:23 PM   #767
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I'll have to think about it.

Go bother someone else.


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There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 02-12-2010, 01:40 PM   #768
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But you're funny when you're agitated.

Reduce Totenkopf's chin.

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Old 02-12-2010, 01:53 PM   #769
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Old 02-12-2010, 01:57 PM   #770
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Can't, I'm too busy sticking them in electrical sockets right now.

Stop eating, ya filthy animal.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 02:54 PM   #771
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I'm so hungry.

Sudo make me a sandwich.

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Old 02-12-2010, 03:07 PM   #772
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my name's not Sudo

Go jump in a car compacter
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Old 02-12-2010, 03:42 PM   #773
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Hell, no! I'm not gonna get crushed w/you.

Keep destroying planets for fun.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:20 PM   #774
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Rebels blew up my Death Star.

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Old 02-12-2010, 04:24 PM   #775
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Can't. Red Foreman planted it up your backside w/his foot.

Become Beavis.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:24 PM   #776
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I can't take your place.

Become Butthead. (did I just set myself up?)

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Old 02-12-2010, 04:30 PM   #777
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Yes you did! Yes you did! Now go teepee a house w/Beavis, Butthead.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 04:35 PM   #778
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I can't hang out with you and GTA though.

Say "what" again!

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Old 02-12-2010, 05:22 PM   #779
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That isn't an option. Besides, do you really want to get GTA all riled up?

Cut the cord from mommy, young man.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:14 PM   #780
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But I live in the most expensive area in Canada, and I'm a full-time student.

Invent a new kind of premarital sex involving piles of raked up leaves that is condoned by the Catholic church.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 02-12-2010, 06:25 PM   #781
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I would, but I might get ex-communicated in the attempt. Well, at least the Office of the Inquisition wouldn't be a threat..

Shoot the Pope and get a medal from those crazy radical mullahs.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:09 PM   #782
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But I am an orthodox Christian.

Go destroy the sun 10 times over
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Old 02-12-2010, 07:41 PM   #783
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I'm much to handsome to die.

Gather all the people from the local bar and invade Canada.

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Old 02-12-2010, 08:29 PM   #784
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I'm under 19, and even if I were 19 why would I invade my own country? Hell, why would I do it when there are tourists from everywhere in the world already doing it?

Gather all the people from the local bar and gtfo.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 02-12-2010, 08:33 PM   #785
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I'm too young to go in a bar.

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Old 02-12-2010, 09:22 PM   #786
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Okay. No, I kiiid, I kiiid.

Go find Osama in wherever he's hiding.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:41 PM   #787
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The UN is probably protecting him.

I know he's annoying when you don't use them but please leave Dr Haax alone.


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Old 02-12-2010, 09:43 PM   #788
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But I like bugging him

Find a banana and split it with a knife
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Old 02-12-2010, 09:50 PM   #789
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Looks like you already did that yourself there, champ.


Wheelbarrow dog!


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Old 02-12-2010, 09:58 PM   #790
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Can't. Got it yoked up to the car after my battery died.

**** Marcellus Wallace like a *****.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-12-2010, 10:33 PM   #791
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Old 02-13-2010, 02:45 AM   #792
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Judging from your avi you've already had too much sugar.

Slit your wrists and see how long it takes to die.....and then have someone stand by to give you a complete blood transfusion.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 02-13-2010, 03:37 AM   #793
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But I'm a wrist model and scars would ruin my career.

Become the world's second best wrist model (I'm the first).


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 02-13-2010, 10:49 AM   #794
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I'm not interested in modeling

Get up, Go outside
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:11 AM   #795
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Old 02-13-2010, 11:12 AM   #796
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Can't find 'im.

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Old 02-13-2010, 11:18 AM   #797
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But I don't have a ticket

Go resurrect Ghandi
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Old 02-22-2010, 08:12 AM   #798
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I lack the technology.

Crush a glass with your bare hand.

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Old 02-23-2010, 11:40 PM   #799
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I'd love to, but my hands are full

Get Carth to Shut the **** Up
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Old 02-25-2010, 11:13 PM   #800
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Can't find the mod where it all ends in a climactic lightsaber duel between Revan and Carth...I think the team which creted it gave up on it...Otherwise I'd be more than happy to oblige. Seriously.

Go visit Grimm Love in the Amazing Maze.


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