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Old 02-26-2010, 12:15 AM   #801
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Old 02-26-2010, 11:56 AM   #802
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Old 02-27-2010, 11:39 AM   #804
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Old 02-27-2010, 11:48 AM   #805
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Old 02-27-2010, 03:59 PM   #806
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Old 02-27-2010, 05:33 PM   #807
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I'll shoot you instead.

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Old 02-27-2010, 06:36 PM   #808
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Old 02-27-2010, 06:52 PM   #809
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Old 02-27-2010, 07:15 PM   #810
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Old 02-27-2010, 07:52 PM   #811
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Old 02-27-2010, 11:53 PM   #812
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I'm full already.

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Old 02-28-2010, 12:30 AM   #813
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Old 02-28-2010, 07:07 AM   #814
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Old 02-28-2010, 10:28 AM   #815
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Old 02-28-2010, 06:14 PM   #816
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No, my sense of balance is too good for that.

Go slip on a banana peel at the edge of the Cliffs of Dover.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 02-28-2010, 06:39 PM   #817
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Old 02-28-2010, 06:56 PM   #818
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Heath Ledger killed himself IRL already, so.... no-go...

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Old 02-28-2010, 07:08 PM   #819
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Invoke a meteor shower on Beijing.




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Old 02-28-2010, 11:15 PM   #820
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How would I go about that exactly? And why would I wanna go and do that? All those people I could just carjack instead. No, no meteor shower.


Make it rain animal entrails.


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Old 03-01-2010, 01:08 AM   #821
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No, I prefer it raining birdsh*t on everyone but me.

Hotwire a truck and drive a big undetectable bomb into Shanghai. Then run like hell....

*a meteor shower over Beijing wouldn't be a problem. Now a meteorite shower.....


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 03-01-2010, 02:22 AM   #822
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I already paid the family of some dumb schmuck to do that...would have paid him but he didn't jump out and run...damn guy blew himself up.


Put that thing away! You're not supposed to have *it* out while you're cooking.


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Old 03-01-2010, 07:03 PM   #823
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:48 PM   #824
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He doesn't eat candy.


Take a riding mower into the botanical gardens.


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Old 03-01-2010, 08:24 PM   #825
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Already did it, diguised as you.

Pull a fire alarm during a death metal concert.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:34 PM   #826
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Already did it. It was only a noise maker with no connection to the fire dept.

Go and rehabilitate Beavis and ButtHead.


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Old 03-01-2010, 10:38 PM   #827
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Can't. Busy trying to rehad the SP cast.

Piss off Bender and blame it on Fry.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:04 PM   #828
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I'm in a good mood though

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Old 03-01-2010, 11:26 PM   #829
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I can beat death while playing by the rules.

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Old 03-02-2010, 12:08 AM   #830
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I'd rather destroy it.

Go and make a romhack out of megaman 5 for the NES that tops any romhack being made right now for other megaman titles.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:06 PM   #831
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Sorry! My romhacking abilities are all hacked out.





Go get godsmacked! Annnnnd LIKE IT!


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Old 05-02-2010, 07:10 PM   #832
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Nah I'd rather cut and jibe to a slipknot.

Stay out of my comics collection.


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Old 05-02-2010, 07:30 PM   #833
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Nope, trying to figure out which ones I'm going to take and which ones I can get $$ for from someone.

Quit washing only once a month. Where do you think this is, France?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:42 PM   #834
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HEY!..I"M - TRYING - TO - LEARN - HOW - TO - BE - GREEN....and have socialist values just like the "anointed one" wants me to do. It's a European thing damnit!

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Old 05-04-2010, 03:32 PM   #835
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Nah, I think I'll learn it so it's easier to fool the locals into thinking I actually belong here.

Stop it.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 12:10 AM   #836
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NOT NOW! NOT NOW! I'm almost there.







*ahem* Keep going.


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Old 05-06-2010, 12:50 AM   #837
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Nah, already there.

Go play butthead to Geithner's Beavis.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 06:53 PM   #838
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Sorry, but the only person who could pull that look off is that one guy from AC/DC and I don't think (assuming he's still alive) he'd want to hang out with such a ****ing goniff.


Go take a riding mower over a bunch of glass bottles in your yard.


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Old 05-06-2010, 09:43 PM   #839
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No thanks. Planted land mines out there ealier today.

Go remove those mines w/o a map.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:49 PM   #840
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No problem, I'll just use this here old trusty mine detec - (BOOM!)





GO BLOW YOUR ASS OFF!


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