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Old 05-07-2010, 03:40 AM   #841
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Can't, death doesn't actually have a body.

Go peel Darth Banana.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-07-2010, 02:41 PM   #842
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Nah, I'll leave that to him ya sick bastard.


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Old 05-07-2010, 11:52 PM   #843
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Nah, watching you do it is so much more fun.





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Old 05-08-2010, 02:13 AM   #844
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That won't be me, I had that gig last summer and it ruined my game.

Since purifier is concerned with the Serial Ass Reaper, pay him a visit on your first day on the job.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-08-2010, 05:57 PM   #845
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Umm, no. I only do willing recipients of MY choosing, and don't you dare make any cracks about farm animals--or Jae might whip you.

Go karaoke "we're not gonna take it".


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Old 05-12-2010, 02:19 PM   #846
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I would, but Dee Snider keep's snatching the microphone away from me while saying "That's a ***king disgrace..STOP SINGING YOU DUMBASS!"





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Old 05-12-2010, 08:36 PM   #847
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I would but I have a weird thing going on in my voicebox right now.


Go buy me some tickets to go see Kiss.


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Old 05-12-2010, 11:06 PM   #848
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Get 'em the normal way......have your girlfriend sleep w/one of the roadies.

Kidnap Al Franken and hope that someone actually cares enough to pay the ransom.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-12-2010, 11:56 PM   #849
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Nah I think I'll just toss him in the concrete mixer after I beat on him a bit...I mean that guy even gets on the nerves of other liberals and he isn't all that funny.

Go drop some chunks of dry ice in a pool or a spa or something.


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Old 05-16-2010, 06:54 PM   #850
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Well I would, but you haven't got into one or the other yet.





Duct tape a lightning rod to your ass, and stand in the middle of a open field while there's lightning and rain in the area.


(I wonder if Steve-O has tried/done that yet?)


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Old 05-16-2010, 10:02 PM   #851
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Nah, I think I'll tape it to a tree I don't like very much instead.


Go find sesame street.


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Old 05-16-2010, 11:32 PM   #852
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I already have......it's here.

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Nah, I think I'll tape it to a tree I don't like very much instead.
Al Gore, paging Al Gore.....

Swallow a horse tranquilizer and tell everyone it's not a problem b/c you're the reincarnation of Keith Moon.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-17-2010, 01:02 AM   #853
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NO CAN DO! I'm too busy blowing up toilets right now...btw, do you have a match?





Sit down on your toilet loaded with dynamite, lite the fuses, and shoot for the moon.


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Old 05-20-2010, 11:19 PM   #854
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Earnest P. Worrel already launched it and blew it up!!!


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Old 05-29-2010, 02:37 PM   #855
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I'm working on it, I'm working on it!..............Aaah, I mean...That's just wrong GTA.






Make a CAW of Obama for any one of your Smackdown vr Raw games, and lay the smackdown on him. (chokeslam, DDT, sweet chin music, whatever - your choice.)


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Old 05-30-2010, 09:41 PM   #856
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Nah......I think I'll wait till he's no longer the president (less security).

Send Alice to the Moon.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-01-2010, 02:32 PM   #857
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* puts hands on hips* Do you know how much it costs to send Alice to the moon now! Not to mention the fuel cost these days. I mean really man, for godsakes! You know we have to put all our money into the new socialist Healthcare Bill and into going green. The "Anointed One" demands it!






Turn all of your money over to the "Anointed One," for he will be Emperor someday?


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Old 06-01-2010, 05:31 PM   #858
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Nope. He's scheduled to go to the Moon w/Alice. Got Red revving up his foot in the back.......that ought to be green enough.

Quit playing this game.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-01-2010, 08:16 PM   #859
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No. GTFO

Quit hogging all the action at the renn faire.


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Old 06-02-2010, 04:40 PM   #860
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Not my fault that my sword is the mightiest.

Put that blunt out in al gore's eye.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-02-2010, 10:26 PM   #861
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I would, but you beat me to it.


Ge tell Sweet Tooth it's time for his lobotomy.


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Old 06-02-2010, 11:20 PM   #862
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Can't! I've already taken his place this time around.







Suffer the "HAAAAAX" attack, from Dr. Hax.


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Old 06-03-2010, 09:59 AM   #863
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But I'm having lunch now.



Go suicide by falling from the Eiffel Tower while wearing the clothes you always disliked.


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Old 06-03-2010, 12:47 PM   #864
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That's a bit of an overkill, don'tcha you think?
Anyway, don't have any clothes that I really dislike. So I'll have to drop that idea.






Become borg.....resistance is futile!


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Old 06-04-2010, 06:04 PM   #865
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I don't need to do either, the Sigma virus will possess them because it is the most dreaded ever mutating virus to any living being, especially technological beings.


Go make out with Alyx Vance and piss off Gordon Freeman.


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Old 06-04-2010, 07:40 PM   #866
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But if I did that he would never speak to me again.

Go make out with Gordon Freeman and piss off Alyx Vance.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-05-2010, 02:36 AM   #867
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I'd rather not go where only you have gone before.

Divide by zero in a highly populated area.

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Old 06-05-2010, 11:37 PM   #868
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Sorry, but the nearest populated area is 3 days by car. and I hvae no vehicle. And no legs.

Jump off a cliff!
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Old 06-06-2010, 01:54 AM   #869
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But, but, but...my parachute is at the cleaners! And they won't be done with it until sometime next week.





Become a small breasted, younger looking than 18, porno star and get personally banned from Austrailia.


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Old 06-06-2010, 11:26 AM   #870
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O.o i don't think I NEED an excuse... just... NO...

Jump off the cliff WITHOUT a parachute
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Old 06-06-2010, 05:49 PM   #871
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Nah I already jumped and flew off with Mario's cape instead. You go do it.



Don't drop 3 tons of anvils on the crowd of combine soldiers.


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Old 06-08-2010, 05:57 PM   #872
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Well, I don't have any 3 ton anvils anyway, but I do have tons of sheet metal ninja stars that I collected awhile back. Which fell fro.........*ssshhhthrawck!* SONOFABITCH! VISE-GRIPS PLEASE! SOMEBODY GET EM'!





Dodge raining sheet metal ninja stars.


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Old 06-08-2010, 10:52 PM   #873
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No, I'm too busy collecting them w/a super industrial strength magnet. Just wait till I reverse the polarity.....

Don't kill yourself while playing russian roulette.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-13-2010, 12:17 AM   #874
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Right.....I may be crazy, but I'm not insane or at least certifiable yet. That's why I play chicken instead.





Annoy the hell out of a black mamba in the middle of the desert, where the closes hospital is a thousand miles away.


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Old 06-13-2010, 08:55 AM   #875
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I would have, but you were WAY ahead of me and did it yourself!


Get the hell out of Dodge and make way for New Jersey!


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But I'm not in Dodge.

Get the hell out of New Jersey and make way for Jersey.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 06-13-2010, 01:41 PM   #877
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There's no getting hell out of Dodge, New Jersey, or just plain Jersey.




So make way for Hell.


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Old 06-13-2010, 02:25 PM   #878
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Been there, done that, on to better things.

Run a wet t-shirt contest.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 06-14-2010, 03:42 PM   #879
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Well I was trying to do that down in Australia, but the authorities kept taking measurements and saying something about: "a ban on small breasts". WTF!

Edit: (They kept saying "bigger!" "they need to be bigger" and they were saying that until they got up to the triple D's.)






Somebody build a tank out of Legos, that fires 120mm Lego shells.


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Old 06-14-2010, 11:22 PM   #880
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Nah, I'd rather build a giant pair of hands each flipping the bird.


Go act like a pirate even though you have machine guns.


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