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07-06-2010, 10:15 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Nah, I'm too busy racking up $$$ for that laser they borrowed.
Eat some cow patty 'shrooms.
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07-07-2010, 08:02 AM
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Forumite
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Bad Idea: I already ate them all
Steal the Ebon Hawk
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07-09-2010, 03:50 AM
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Can't steal it if I dunno where it's at.
Letting your housekeeper break the news to your mom about who JillJoe really is, err was...
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07-09-2010, 09:15 AM
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I cant. she already knew
go tell your mom that the housekeeper killed hereself after breaking such news
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-09-2010, 05:57 PM
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Forumite
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No can do! My mother doesn't believe in housekeepers.
I need to purify something...come over here so I can purify you of your soul, so that I may present it to the "Soul Stealing One."  MUUHAHAHAHAHA!
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07-09-2010, 06:09 PM
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Baron von Sexy
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No thanks, I'll just go the car wash and put my soul in neutral.
Does the soul have a 4-speed manual or a 5-speed manual transmission?
Let's kill ourselves.
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07-09-2010, 07:53 PM
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That does not compute. DANGER!!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
Crawl under that stove without a multimeter and see if the 277VAC outlet is working.
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07-10-2010, 01:46 PM
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NO WAY GTA! Somebody already warned me, that's how you got rid of your last assistant. HA!  I'm on to you, you'll not get rid of me that easy!
Here....hold this large bundle of unsheathed wires, while I go and flip a swi......I, I, mean check something out.  
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07-10-2010, 02:01 PM
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The New Leader
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no thanks. i dont have any hands.
hold those wires and turn on the switch
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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.
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07-12-2010, 02:48 AM
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Nah, I'd rather not have to waste a perfectly good insulated clamp and have to pay for a new safety breaker (BTW you didn't think a part time electrician was going to hold it barehanded did you?  ).
Use your head literally to turn on light switches for the next week.
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07-17-2010, 05:03 AM
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Forumite
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But, but.....there are no phyiscal light switches in my house, they're all those stupid clap-on/clap-off pieces of crap.
Step on a crack and break your back.
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07-17-2010, 05:21 AM
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That's ok, I've already broken your back.
Go create a video game that will make you filthy rich.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-17-2010, 11:00 AM
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Forumite
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but what if it sucks? I don't think i can take that kind of rejection
Buy out Disney
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07-17-2010, 08:40 PM
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Nah, I'd rather just plink the princesses for the dribbling easy wenches they are and call them milfs of other forumites.
Go make cheap napalm out of acetone and styrofoam.
*runs away*
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07-17-2010, 11:49 PM
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No, I only settle for using the real thing.
Rob your local NatGaurd armory and steal some napalm.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-18-2010, 08:17 PM
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Nah. Last time I did that they didn't have what it took to defend against the invaders.
Go and tell Al Franken what a great comedian he is and that you love his jokes. 
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07-18-2010, 11:17 PM
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No thanks, I'd rather tell him what a freaking t-bagged douche he is.
Steal all of Dr. Breen's monitors so that his HAAAAAAX! attacks are harmless.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-19-2010, 03:09 AM
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Forumite
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Can't tell the purifier to steal something it already has, I giveth and I taketh away. 
Fire all of your guns at once and shoot yourself in the foot. (  I hope you don't have a bazooka)
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07-19-2010, 07:30 AM
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I can't do that till your licking my boots. 2 fer 1, dontcha know.
Hey purifier.....stop being so pathetic.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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07-19-2010, 02:12 PM
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Forumite
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I can't help it, I'm picking up bad habits from you and GTA. 
Stick your fingers in a live light socket, so I can take a picture...and have a "Kodak moment".
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07-19-2010, 03:41 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Sure, live as in having a cyborg "novelty" plugged into it.
Let Chris Dodd know what a wonderful ingenious generous guy he is, and that only mean spirited people call him turkey or froggy parachute-neck.
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08-10-2010, 01:56 AM
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Forumite
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No can do!...With him, honesty is the best policy, so just tell him like it is.
Don't play with matches, in front of "Smokey the Bear".
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08-10-2010, 05:17 AM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Too late, I baited him in with candy and garbage then tried to light him ablaze. Failing that I took out my sword and chased him down.
Someone go tell Tommy Vercetti his troubles with the mob aren't over even if he did get rid of Sonny Forelli.
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01-01-2011, 03:08 PM
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Brony
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I think it's better he doesn't know that.
Pack your microwave full of eggs, then turn it on.
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01-01-2011, 07:45 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Only if you personally are reimbursing me for every penny of damage done to my property from the resulting explosion.
Go put powdered caustic soda in the drinks for the party.
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01-02-2011, 01:34 AM
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Brony
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What party?
Don't try this at home.
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01-02-2011, 01:51 AM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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But it looks like fun, I want to do jeckass stunts at home.
Hey, you're the new guy to checkpoint security, your turn to give that elephant a cavity search.
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01-02-2011, 09:36 AM
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English spoken in What
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Can't, it says in the regs....explicitly....that you have to strip search the rest of the members of the animal kingdom. sucks to be you.
Tell Red to quit kicking you in the ass all the time.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-03-2011, 10:47 AM
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Brony
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I like it.
Don't crush a coffee mug in your fist.
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01-03-2011, 10:32 PM
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Too late. Now my hand is all cut up 'cuz I have shards of ceramic stuck in my palm. >_<
Don't let my giant rat out of the cage.
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01-03-2011, 10:45 PM
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Brony
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But I'm hungry.
Do the smart thing, let someone else try first.
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01-03-2011, 10:51 PM
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#952
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Tragic heroine in making.
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But that hoebag is so fine...I can't resist...
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Hey, why am I getting all itchy?
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There's plenty of much better feeders downstairs.
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DON'T let my rat out to chew up my clothes and $*** under my work table.
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01-04-2011, 05:14 AM
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#953
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English spoken in What
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I have to.....dead people are telling me to and giving me no choice.
Leave that zombie alone or it's going to skin you alive.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-04-2011, 02:30 PM
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#954
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Tragic heroine in making.
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*concrete mixer shredding zombie* What now? Oh too late. Say what's this grinding device it was dragging--AAAAGH! crap! My hand! The skin on the back of my hand! MEDIC!
Go deliver that garlic mushroom pizza to The Count's house on sesame street.
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01-04-2011, 09:11 PM
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I would, but I hear the cheap bastard has more than just a numbers fetish.
Supply snuffelufagus (sp?) with cocaine.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-04-2011, 09:53 PM
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Brony
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I'm trying to get him off the stuff.
Try that Destiny Meth stuff that I somehow invented. Which I won't so much as look at.
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01-05-2011, 04:56 AM
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Sorry, if it ain't good enought for you......
Give it to Mikey......he hates everything.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton
There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho
And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot
How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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01-06-2011, 05:45 PM
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Tragic heroine in making.
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Nah I gave it to Fred. He looks like he uses it regularly.
Play the song "YEAH TOAST!" for 2 hours straight.
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01-06-2011, 07:34 PM
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But everyone in my house is it is and driveing me crazy. 
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01-06-2011, 07:39 PM
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Afro Skeleton
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Way ahead of you
Create a chain letter and infect the internet
Bink's Sake
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."
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