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Old 05-15-2008, 05:50 PM   #81
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You'll have to buy it first.

Eat you dinner.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-15-2008, 10:48 PM   #82
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I already have.

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Old 05-15-2008, 11:00 PM   #83
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I only have sporks.

Make me feel pretty. *Smiles coquettishly *


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Old 05-15-2008, 11:37 PM   #84
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Look in a mirror (but can you really afford all the bad luck that'll follow? ).

Go find yourself.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:27 AM   #85
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But I'm not lost.

Get lost.


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Old 05-16-2008, 12:57 PM   #86
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I have a map.


Listen to this music.


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Old 05-16-2008, 03:21 PM   #87
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But I am watching a movie!

Build a city on rock and roll!! And make a song about it while you are at it!!!


Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper.
When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:49 AM   #88
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Too late, already been done.

Drop dead.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:13 AM   #89
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But I am a zombie!

Go home and download Iron Man!


Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper.
When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:23 AM   #90
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Already have the DVD

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Old 05-17-2008, 05:43 PM   #91
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Yeah, sure, let me get my Electronics Repairman license first.

Give me a banana.


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Old 05-17-2008, 08:03 PM   #92
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Cucumbers work better for the condom practice.

Make me some schnitzel.


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Old 05-18-2008, 06:22 AM   #93
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I'm Dutch, not German!

Help that old lady cross the road..

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Old 05-18-2008, 04:41 PM   #94
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But the truck already hit her.

Tell me this song isn't awesome.


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Old 05-19-2008, 06:26 PM   #95
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I would, but I'd have to actually listen to it first.

Go beat up the other kids for their milk money.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-19-2008, 07:34 PM   #96
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But they're bigger and stronger than me.


Cause the apocalypse.


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Old 05-20-2008, 11:37 PM   #97
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But I'm only level 2 and I haven't learned that spell yet.

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Old 05-21-2008, 12:29 AM   #98
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I have metal allergies.

Rub the lotion on your skin lest you get the hose again!


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Old 05-21-2008, 12:37 AM   #99
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I am only missing one thing. FEET.

Read a book.

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Old 05-21-2008, 02:29 AM   #100
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Butt eye is illitereight.

Turn off your computer.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:32 AM   #101
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The power button broke.

Go for a drive.


I QUIT LF!
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:01 AM   #102
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But I still don't have a license.


Kiss a goldfish.


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Old 05-21-2008, 05:05 PM   #103
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But mine are playing it koi.

Make you understand you're never going to give me up, let me down, run around and desert me.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:28 PM   #104
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No problem, I'll just kill you.

Don't look.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-22-2008, 05:55 PM   #105
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But I have to look! If I don't, I wouldn't be giving you an excuse.


Cry me a river, build me a bridge and get over it.
Music is like candy, it is only good without the rapper.
When all is said and done, too many people keep on saying and doing.
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Old 05-22-2008, 07:09 PM   #106
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Kill it with fire!


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Old 05-23-2008, 01:21 AM   #107
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I'm out of water.

Stop having fun.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-23-2008, 10:19 AM   #108
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I would, but then I'd get bored and start having fun regardless.

Rickroll me.


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Old 05-24-2008, 03:31 PM   #109
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But you won't fall for it!

DUCK! ~throws chicken~
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Old 05-25-2008, 06:55 PM   #110
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Naw, I need to see you, ya big chicken, so that I can throw a rubber ducky back at you.

Stop horsing around.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-25-2008, 09:42 PM   #111
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*Rides in and around on horse* Howdy.

Make the devil cry!


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Old 05-25-2008, 10:05 PM   #112
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~tries to steal Devil's fiddle, but I fail~ I can't catch him. D:

Eat the food!
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Old 05-25-2008, 10:16 PM   #113
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No, John, you are the food.

And no one wants to eat you.

Say 'yes' to free sex with a person of the opposite gender who exceeds all your standards.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-25-2008, 11:26 PM   #114
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No, I'm afraid she'll turn out to be a post op tranny.

Take Hall's Barony away.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:23 AM   #115
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I can't take something away from myself.

Get me another barony.


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 05-26-2008, 12:29 AM   #116
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Can't, I work for Duke Nukem and a dukedom pwns a barony.

Tell your mom she's fat.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-26-2008, 11:51 AM   #117
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NO U.

Kill a pokemon.


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Old 05-26-2008, 02:39 PM   #118
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Your mom beat me to it.

Go dress up like a stormtrooper.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:13 AM   #119
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Sorry, my next theme party is labeled Pirates, not 'Star Wars.'

Get me some tickets for the Euro 2008 soccer tournament!

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Old 05-27-2008, 09:29 AM   #120
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Not unless you pay me 2x the ticket price first.

Go to the Olmpics.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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