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Old 02-27-2009, 08:59 AM   #241
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Old 02-27-2009, 09:54 AM   #242
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:20 PM   #243
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Old 02-27-2009, 02:59 PM   #244
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No, then they wouldn't appear pyschadellic.

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Old 02-28-2009, 09:50 AM   #245
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No. The owls prohibit it.

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Old 02-28-2009, 10:06 AM   #246
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Impossible, it would also teleport non-monkeys.

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Old 02-28-2009, 05:09 PM   #247
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But I only wish to transport Lesbian.

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Old 03-02-2009, 09:17 AM   #248
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Sounds ethically questionably. Wouldn't it involve finding a lesbian own and a lesbian monkey, and fusing them together.

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Old 03-04-2009, 09:29 PM   #249
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Old 03-04-2009, 09:44 PM   #250
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Old 03-05-2009, 12:21 AM   #251
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Old 03-05-2009, 11:36 PM   #252
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Several episodes from the 60's no longer exist.

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Old 03-06-2009, 12:04 PM   #253
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No! Well, actually, I will, but for my own uses!!

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Old 03-06-2009, 03:49 PM   #254
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Old 03-06-2009, 05:55 PM   #255
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I would but no one would hear it.

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Old 03-06-2009, 06:35 PM   #256
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:12 PM   #257
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WHY!? What's to mention about se- erm.....

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Old 03-07-2009, 01:32 AM   #258
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Um, roads don't eat..

Locate me a monkey with Professorial skills.

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Old 03-07-2009, 01:03 PM   #259
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NEVER! The Monkeys will never bow down before you!


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Old 03-08-2009, 09:07 AM   #260
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nor before you, monkey sympathizer!

Find me an owl that can play crysis on max settings

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Old 03-08-2009, 03:34 PM   #261
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No, I would use this to my own...uses...

Give me your computer and all your games and I may consider recommending you for the National Monkey Day lottery.


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Old 03-09-2009, 01:33 PM   #262
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No. Monkey lottery computers are made of bananas anyway.

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Old 03-09-2009, 03:24 PM   #263
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I can't because he had a love for Mice, not Moose

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Old 03-09-2009, 04:25 PM   #264
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Ummm....no, I enjoy laughing at lonely people

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Old 03-09-2009, 05:28 PM   #265
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

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Old 03-09-2009, 05:37 PM   #266
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I'll buy it, but I'm keeping it for myself.

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Old 03-09-2009, 05:49 PM   #267
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Sounds cool, but no, I think I'll become a masked pessimist some other time...

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Old 03-10-2009, 12:54 PM   #268
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No. I'll commission a rapper to diss a rabbit instead.

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Old 03-10-2009, 01:17 PM   #269
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No, I think I'll just play around with the flashlight

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Old 03-10-2009, 01:59 PM   #270
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Old 03-10-2009, 05:41 PM   #271
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No. I'd prefer to blow some glass

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Old 03-10-2009, 06:06 PM   #272
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No, I shall instead make a law saying that everyone can only take showers.

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Old 03-10-2009, 09:39 PM   #273
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:52 AM   #274
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Give me some draw.


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Old 03-11-2009, 10:53 AM   #275
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No, I'd rather not, it sounds like a drug or something...

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Old 03-11-2009, 12:29 PM   #276
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I have none and I'm not in a killing mood.

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Old 03-11-2009, 01:09 PM   #277
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:00 AM   #278
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Old 03-18-2009, 10:57 AM   #279
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:37 PM   #280
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