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Old 04-05-2009, 11:22 AM   #321
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:47 AM   #322
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Old 04-05-2009, 11:59 AM   #323
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Old 04-05-2009, 12:25 PM   #324
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Old 04-05-2009, 12:34 PM   #325
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I'm sorry, but I find myself unable to do that.

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Old 04-05-2009, 01:09 PM   #326
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:35 PM   #327
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Ummm...no...

What excuse is this!!!!


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Old 04-05-2009, 01:36 PM   #328
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:42 PM   #329
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And why would I do that? Oh shoot.....

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Old 04-05-2009, 04:17 PM   #330
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Old 04-05-2009, 04:51 PM   #331
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How does that work?

Become a magician.



Of sex.


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Old 04-09-2009, 01:13 AM   #332
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Sorry, I don't bang horses, you sick ****.

Now quit leaving dead bodies on my lawn, dammit. I'm sick of my riding mower bumping along and shooting chunks everywhere.


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Old 04-09-2009, 08:57 PM   #333
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NEVER! If I put them in my neighbor's yard, he'll sue me!

Go mow your lawn, it looks like it's in need.


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Old 04-11-2009, 01:33 PM   #334
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Nope. lawns have needs and urges too

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Old 04-11-2009, 02:12 PM   #335
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NEVER! I WILL NOT PURIFY A LATRINE!! NEVER!

Go jump in a Latrine, and do the hokey-pokey.


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Old 04-13-2009, 02:13 AM   #336
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Nah, already done that when I fixed one hella dayz ago.

Go fondle the breasts of that pink haired, 400lb stripper babe "Missy" as seen on Big Money Hustlas. (youtube to see what I'm talkin' about)

Alternative: (gets out gun aims it at your head) Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya! I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHA ****A! SAY WHAT ONE MORE G** D***N TIME!


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Old 04-13-2009, 12:03 PM   #337
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Go fondle the breasts of that pink haired, 400lb stripper babe "Missy" as seen on Big Money Hustlas. (youtube to see what I'm talkin' about)
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Alternative: (gets out gun aims it at your head) Say what again! SAY_WHAT_AGAIN! I dare ya! I DOUBLE DARE YA MOTHA ****A! SAY WHAT ONE MORE G** D***N TIME!
lolwut?

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Old 04-13-2009, 12:54 PM   #338
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No, I'm currently trying to form a Russian Hula-Ice-Skating Corp of Football Players.

Go jump on the TV, and take it down in a single blow.


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Old 04-13-2009, 12:56 PM   #339
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That thing is too expensive to replace.

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Old 04-13-2009, 01:00 PM   #340
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No, I'd rather get hit by a car...*car speeds by*

Go jump on an airplane that is about to fly away.


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Old 04-13-2009, 02:25 PM   #341
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Nah, already saw the end of black sheep.


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lolwut?
PLAF!

-1 extra life
...U said lolwut which is a variation thereof.
==================

Someone should tease a family of wild badgers with a porky pig impersonation.

To give you an idea: First 30 seconds:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMR9M...eature=related


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Old 04-16-2009, 04:19 PM   #342
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Badgers? Badgers? I don't need no stinkin badgers!

Go play Wheel of Fish.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:21 PM   #343
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Never!! NO FISHY WILL GET ME!!!

Go play Wheel of Torture...erm...Fortune.


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Old 04-16-2009, 04:31 PM   #344
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Can't. Just stepped through my time machine and am too busy playing with Vanna to be bothered.

Hold your breath for 5 minutes.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-16-2009, 04:36 PM   #345
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No, I appreciate life if you don't mind.

You have a headache, go soak your head in a tub of hot water for 20 minutes.


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Old 04-17-2009, 06:59 PM   #346
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Bad idea: the pain may just be because of stupidity, and a lack of brains might mean the poor sap with a headache might drown himself.

Go and leave a little something on your neighbors front doorstep, then get a camera and watch the fun.


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Old 04-17-2009, 10:09 PM   #347
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Can't be bothered b/c someone just paid me to go do it to your porch.....ah.., nevermind.

Take a shower, b/c you REALLY stink.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-18-2009, 08:48 PM   #348
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Yeah, I know. Man, your wife is damn good in bed homie. You lucked out. Okay, sure, I'll shower since I got her stank all over me--and I think I'll take her with me in the shower, too!

Dammit! How many times have I told you to quit knocking fat people over?! Clean up your mess!

(Speeds off in my nitro injected impreza)

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Old 04-18-2009, 10:17 PM   #349
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But your wife likes getting knocked down. Not my fault she's a sloppy drunk.

Don't give me all your money and other worldly goods.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-19-2009, 04:14 AM   #350
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OK. Granted, but you'll be missing out on my hordes of cool junk. I'd think you'd enjoy a plasma fire lightsaber with a 24" blue blade. But okay.

Oh, man...I forgot my chainsaw. Can someone run back to my hotel room and get it? I'm gonna need it to send a message to these jury people that Forelli's cousin "is innocent".
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Old 04-19-2009, 05:13 AM   #351
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(You got that one backwards. You need to come up with an excuse why you HAVE to give me all that stuff. )

I would, but that chainsaw is now mine, like everything else you owned.

Kill that jury when no one is watching......but w/o a chainsaw.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-19-2009, 05:32 AM   #352
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(Excuse: you still get it anyway because after I got killed by the cops (again), you decided it was in your best interest to be sure all the junk had a good home--lest crackheads start copulating with it. When I wake up outside the hospital 8 hours later, well, I'm gonna be pissed because I've been jacked.)

Dammit! >_<
Ehh...nevermind. I'll just run to 'apartment 3C', I don't think anybody will mind.

Give a brotha a dollar! Support N.W.P. like on jay and silent bob strike back, cracka jack!


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Old 04-19-2009, 05:53 AM   #353
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Sorry, only have a nickle.

Take a trip to the other side of the world.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-19-2009, 12:29 PM   #354
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No, I'm too busy on this side.

Go tell the President that he needs a mustache, or else.


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Old 04-20-2009, 02:49 AM   #355
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But then he would look like the coffee guy and last I checked Juan Valdez wouldn't be too happy about someone plagiarizing his looks.


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I warned you not to eat that burrito and besides, I don't have a death wish.

Shop till you drop.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-20-2009, 03:51 AM   #357
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No. I'm not gay. Well, that one lead singer of that hair band looked kind of good when I was drunk, but that's besides the point. The point is, no, I'm broke and no store really looks all that appealing...'cept maybe the adult romantic novelties.

Dammit, make that infernal parrot of your quit telling me stuff like: Eat S*** and die! F*** off! Go F*** yourself!
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Old 04-20-2009, 12:29 PM   #358
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I don't like being cussed at....it makes me angry...you don't like me when I'm angry...grrrrrrrrrrr


GO TICK ME OFF!!


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Old 04-20-2009, 06:15 PM   #359
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Nah, if you don't like cussing your parrot should do a pretty good job of that for me anyway...BTW they do repeat everything their owner says and teaches them.



Somebody, shine my shoe, motha ****ah!
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No. Be a help to the economy and do it yourself, I have to go save the world...

Jump off that cliff.


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