my real crappy drawing

[amendemeineskoerpers]

hello there!

i made a sam and max picture, tell me if its good or not.

check it out!

[Samnmax221]

I actually quite like it.

[Ray Jones]

kinda funni at least

[amendemeineskoerpers]

thanks!

[SyntheticGerbil]

You should change it to a gay joke where Max has sex with Sam through his anal cavity.

[amendemeineskoerpers]

oh, good idea! i got a better one:

write this idea on a piece of paper and place it into YOUR anal cavity.

you really love this idea of gay sex with sam and max, dont you?

[Ray Jones]

sean boi has a fetish for oral elephant butt secks

[SyntheticGerbil]

I don't think Sam nor Max is an elephant but boy do I love gay sex, guys!

[amendemeineskoerpers]

sean has oral elephant butt sex? who is sean boi? is he an elephant? does he have two penises? should i care?

[itchythesamurai]

Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

[SyntheticGerbil]

That's a perk, huh?

[amendemeineskoerpers]

Originally Posted by itchythesamurai

Haha, maybe I should reconsider hanging out with Sean then...and yeah, the picture was a'ight. Think you did a pretty good job capturing the characters.

thanks, but i think i only got max quite good and ****ed up drawing sam. i hate his trousers most, the crossing point with his shirt is usually hided by his tie. and the background is stupid. and i need to get a better hand writing.

somehow this smilie remembers me on syntheticgerbil ->

[Samnmax221]

[amendemeineskoerpers]

i'm sorry, samnmax221. i went to my extremes, i meditated, asked my granny, i even asked my sensei about this, but i dont get the message of your patriotic pic (although i dont know if it's patriotic).

maybe i'm too german for that. explain it to me! can you?! pleaaaase!

[itchythesamurai]

Well it's almost the Fourth of July (American Independence Day), so I think he was just celebrating early. And there's no better way to celebrate than with The Muppets!

[amendemeineskoerpers]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! no wonder i havent got it! but thats way too early, isnt it?

anyways, thanks itchy

[itchythesamurai]

It's never too early to celebrate America! Everybody stop what you're doing and barbecue and blow stuff up!

[amendemeineskoerpers]

celebration, bbq and explosives? so you are doing what you are doing everyday! i like america!

[itchythesamurai]

Don't forget fake tans, hair colors, and breasts! But in all seriousness, people like Joey Chestnut make me a proud merkin.

[amendemeineskoerpers]

now that you are talking about competitive eating and you being a merkin i believe we are far away from the threats original theme, arent we?

we could make a new one, like "what makes you proud of your nation?" or "what makes you a good "whatever-nation-you-are-from"-an?". you know what i mean, itchy. i have a dream...

[Ray Jones]

This thread ain't over until we have discussed the Cockring! satisfyingly.

[amendemeineskoerpers]

oh my god! he'll take hostages! get this impotent dullard a cockring, quick!!

and this one day before my retirement...

[itchythesamurai]

Ray, honey, you're German, right? Talk some sense into this guy. <3

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

would the song "high voltage" be "hochspannung" in germany? like "gefahr, gefahr! hochspannung!"

[Ray Jones]

Yah, err, schnell, schnell!

[amendemeineskoerpers]

jep, jmac, it is. looked it up?


und natürlich ein herzerfrischendes moin moin an den mr. jones!

[Ray Jones]

I'd say until you've proven to be a hot blonde herzerfrischendes, deutsches Fräulein that's somehow more like Mister Jones, Sir for you.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

[Ray Jones]

What do I know, it's a stupid word. Basically it's similar to when all you can think about is penetration, or in other words dreamy?

[amendemeineskoerpers]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

what the hell is is herzerfrischendes the only german i know is schadenfreude and what i've pulled from that movie u-571

herzerfrischend is a typical german word you cant really translate. or as mr jones (sir!) would call it: stupid.

at least its from a dumb movie. long live dumb movies!

[Ray Jones]

Typical?

[amendemeineskoerpers]

yep, typical. many german words like herzerfrischend arent translateable, so they are typical german.

Italic for everyone!

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

i hate different languages ****ing 90% of them can't be translated to another one without being completely ****ed jesus why can't the world be like china where everyone speaks one language or they beat you into unconsciousness

[Ray Jones]

So far I have never used herzerfrischend in 31 years.

[amendemeineskoerpers]

everybody has got a different vocabulary. i have never used it since the day i saw this movie. it just came into my mind when i posted it.

[Ray Jones]

wut movie

[amendemeineskoerpers]

i cant remember the title. it was a cartoon-style thing, the characters had very long noses. maybe you know it.

in that movie the main character somewhen yells "ein herzerfrischendes moinmoin!!" to somebody.

[Samnmax221]

Are you talking about the movie with the Claymation Jesus that a changed channels on so I could laugh at softcore porn instead?

[itchythesamurai]

Hehe, I fear the twisted kind of hardcore stuff that I'm sure you require, Eric.

[Ray Jones]

Werner, no question.

Cool bleim.