The Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Alkonium]

Granted, said NT based OS being the original Windows NT only.

I wish Paul McGann would appear again on Doctor Who.

[ForeverNight]

Granted, but in the middle of filming the episode the studio disappears in a gigantic fireball.

I wish that I actually liked my state's football (U.S.) team.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you're the only one who does.

I wish to be sexiest man alive.

[Bokken]

Granted, but you are sexy...to men.

I wish that emulators weren't laggy.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but they move so fast that nothing on there works.

I wish I were the strongest man alive.

[Ztalker]

Granted, but Chuck Norris doesn't like you claiming his title and kicks your ass.

I'd wish I had a cool beard (again).

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but when your trying to escape an exploding building, it gets stuck on the door and you can't escape.

I wish I had an awesome helmet.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it's really heavy and lacks airholes.

I wish I was the Pyro.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but your powers get out of control and you catch on fire.

I wish my tea tasted better.

[Endorenna]

Granted, now it tastes like castor oil.

I wish my computer DVD player would work.

[Rinku]

Granted but now it is no longer a computer, now it is an alien :|

I wish I could type 5000000000 words a minute.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but your hands become so smart, they wonder why they have to take your orders and they rebel.

I wish I could run super fast.

[Chevron 7 locke]

granted. But you run so fast your legs fly off

I wish I could travel into alternate universes

[Alkonium]

Granted, you're stuck in a parallel universe in which the Black Mesa incident really happened.

I wish people got what I was referencing when I reference obscure stuff.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted but people hate you for it and kill you on the spot.

I wish I could travel into the internet

[Alkonium]

Granted, but you get deleted.

I wish the sonic crowbar idea made sense.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But then everything becomes sonic due to the laws of nature no longer making sense.

I wish I had the ability to go SS and take over the world

[Alkonium]

Granted. You take over the world by killing everyone else, and now you feel lonely and guilty.

I wish for the TF gun from El Goonish Shive.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it turns you into a girl and now your stuck in los vegas making money as a showgirl.

I wish I had a themesong similiar to duel of the fates

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's so horrible that your ears blow out, and you can't hear it.

I wish I had the Death Star.

[Alkonium]

Granted, but it gets destroyed with you in it.

I wish I had the Gravity Gun from Half-Life 2.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you shoot yourself in the foot, and now your foot is a permanent resident of the floor.

I wish I had an army of Clones.

[Alkonium]

Granted. They should be ready in about twenty years.

I wish for a CEC YT-1930.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's illegal, and the Empire executes you on violation charges.

I wish I had a Super-Star Destroyer.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But it plows into the death star with you strapped to the bow of it.

I wish I had a piece of cooked bacon that's still good

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you get food-poisoning because there was a fly on it, and you die...


I wish my food were warm.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted...but your food is only luke-warm and you get food posioning and you die a horrible agonizing death

I wish I could listen to Every time we touch by cascada once a day

[Alkonium]

I wish Chev would remember to post a wish as well every time.

[Bokken]

Granted, but he forgets to grant one.

I wish that the obsession with ninjas and Naruto that has gripped the world would dispel in one fiery explosion!

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted! But now the world is obsessed with something even worse. Barney and his friends

[CommanderQ]

Granted, you have asked for nothing, so that is what you have, nothing.

I wish I were from a land down under.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but the land down under turns out to be Davy Jones' locker, and the Black Pearl just left.

I wish tomorrow wasn't going to be such a long day.

[Chevron 7 locke]

Granted. But the day after tomorrow will be extremly long

I wish I could listen to Nickelback day after day after day

[Alkonium]

Granted, but now you can only say quotes from their songs.

I wish I was pyrokinetic.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but you catch on fire and you work at an oil derrick.

I wish I had Super Powers.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but Phoenix from Xmen doesn't like you and turns you into dust.

I wish I could think of a wish!

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but it's a bad one

I wish that I had a billion dollars.

[Endorenna]

Granted, but it's counterfeit and they throw you in jail for life.

I wish my math was done.

[CommanderQ]

Granted, but now you have seven other subjects to complete.

I wish Math was easier.

[Bokken]

Granted, but that's because you're still doing first grade math.

I wish I could think of one time in the future I'm actually going to have to multiply 4x4 matrices.