The Ruin a Wish Foundation - Page 43

Darth Avlectus · 07-13-2009, 03:00 PM

Granted, you'll get sleepy when you most need to be awake.

Mario must be either really loyal or really dumb...So I wish princess just decided one way or another who she wants to be with and be done with it. (Horses are off limits!)

Trench · 07-13-2009, 03:05 PM

Granted. She picks a donkey instead

I wish to know the name if the entity in GTA's avatar.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 04:53 PM

^can't see what's right under his nose (look above his avatar)

Trench · 07-13-2009, 04:58 PM

Totenkopf didn't make a wish, therefore: n00b FAIL!!!!

I wish to be an uber-moderator

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:01 PM

Granted, but now you're the only person in the forum b/c everyone hates you.

I wish you didn't force me to be so mean.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:02 PM

Granted, but now your a gay hippie

I wish to whack Totenkopf upside the head

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:04 PM

Granted, but you only get to use a very light feather b/c you're too weak to use anything else.

I wish TMM weren't cruising for a bruising.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:07 PM

Granted. Now you are.

I wish people would call me Mand'alor instead of TMM.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:08 PM

You lose, TMM is easier and shorter.

Eye wyssh I kud spil bettar.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:10 PM

Granted, but the only thing you can spell is: is.

I wish Totenkopf wasn't so mean to me.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:11 PM

Granted, now I just ignore you altogether.

I wish a horse were nothing but a horse, of course.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:14 PM

Granted, but now you're a mule.

I wish I had a decent saddle.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:21 PM

You did, until you tried to put it on me and got your head kicked in.

I wish people would just go away.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:22 PM

Granted, but the aliens won't leave.

Quote:

You did, until you tried to put it on me and got your head kicked in.

I wish Totenkopf would stop putting those images in my head.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:26 PM

If only you didn't set yourself up so easily.

I wish 50cent changed his name to Snoop Dog's Bitch.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:27 PM

Denied. I don't like profanity.

I wish Bill Clinton would evaporate.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 05:29 PM

He will, but only all over you.

I wish Penn Jillete ran for public office (I mean, if that loser Al Franken can...).

Trench · 07-13-2009, 05:33 PM

Granted, but he cuts you in half and makes you disappear.

I wish for all the imbeciles of the world to become smart.

Totenkopf · 07-13-2009, 10:18 PM

Congratulations, however, b/c you're a moron, you missed the cut.

I wish Revan were a Mandalorian.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 10:26 PM

Granted, but he'd rather be a Sith, and he kills you for making the wish.

I wish for a cheeseburger with bacon (homemade of course).

Darth Avlectus · 07-13-2009, 11:40 PM

Granted but now el johnjo pours a spitoon all over you as you eat the burger. Then jumps around like daffy duck Wohoo-ing, and takes of after about the 6th one because he knows you'll be pissed. He has a huge head start on you.

I wish there were rats the size of wolves stalking butt munches who try to break into my house when I ain't there.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 11:42 PM

Granted. But they stalk you as well.

I wish I could cast Force Lightning from my fingertips

CommanderQ · 07-13-2009, 11:47 PM

Granted, but the reason is that the rest of your body is being electrocuted as well...spelling D-O-O-M

I wish I were King of the Vikings.

Trench · 07-13-2009, 11:48 PM

Granted, but its Viking revolution time!

I wish I could have a custom title.

Totenkopf · 07-14-2009, 12:22 AM

Granted. It's n00b!!

I wish there were no winter or summer, only spring and fall.

Trench · 07-14-2009, 12:31 AM

Granted, you jump on a spring and fall.

I wish to be invincible.

Totenkopf · 07-14-2009, 12:43 AM

Granted. You are now in Vinc Ibile. sick sick child.

I wish CQ would take his tank and conquer Oz.

Trench · 07-14-2009, 01:15 AM

Granted, but he conquers Dr. Memet Oz (sick sick boy

)

I wish I was standing outside your window.

Darth Avlectus · 07-14-2009, 06:53 PM

Granted...Enjoy the 25 foot fall inot gravel and broken glass shards...unless you mean where I am working currently--on a roof installing heat tape. No windows...Enjoy the 60 ft. fall instead. Have a nice trip, see you next fall!

I wish to cleanly (this is a PG-13 forum, right?

) victimize a centuar the same way I victimize horses, and she actually likes it...

Trench · 07-14-2009, 08:33 PM

Granted, but Centaurs kick when their happy. You+Centaur=Kaboom!

I wish to be able to whack all the corrupt politicians in America in the crotch with a large metal pole

Alkonium · 07-14-2009, 09:20 PM

Granted, but the power to do so corrupts you.

I wish to meet R.A. Salvatore, and for him to autograph my copies of Siege of Darkness, The Silent Blade, and Vector Prime.

Trench · 07-14-2009, 10:24 PM

Granted, but he tries to autograph you and goes too deep with the pen.

I wish for there to be no corruption in the world.

Totenkopf · 07-15-2009, 03:18 AM

Granted. You disappear and all is right in the world again.

I wish this weren't a pg13 forum.

Trench · 07-15-2009, 05:44 AM

Granted. Now its a G-rated forum with a Barney theme.

I wish to reappear.

Alkonium · 07-15-2009, 04:51 PM

Granted. You reappear, in a furnace.

I wish this were an R-Rated forum.

Trench · 07-15-2009, 04:59 PM

Granted, but the mods and admins are chain smoking, gun toting lunatics who decide to blow up the site.

I wish for the forum to stay PG-13

Totenkopf · 07-15-2009, 05:47 PM

Granted, but you're still hated by everyone else.

I wish night was day and day was night.

Trench · 07-15-2009, 05:50 PM

Granted. But now everyone around you is asleep.

I wish that property taxes were lower.

Darth Avlectus · 07-15-2009, 09:18 PM

Granted, but now you have to move b/c your income is lower as well.

I wish beavis and butthead would happen to McDonalds, I hate that place. Especially where one of my Ex's now work b/c she coke'd herself out of her high paying job and became a loser.

Trench · 07-15-2009, 09:33 PM

Granted, but your ex makes it on to the show and becomes rich and famous.

I wish to be rich and famous.