The Ruin a Wish Foundation - Page 8

Ztalker · 09-24-2008, 10:37 AM

Granted, you'll never be lazy again. Not even when you sleep. You'll die by lack of sleep.

I wish my forms would be filled already!

topshot · 09-25-2008, 08:22 PM

Granted, however, they give you 100 more to fill out.

I wish for eternal life!

Ferc Kast · 09-26-2008, 10:29 PM

Granted, but I though you said external.

I wish for world peace.

M@RS · 09-26-2008, 11:14 PM

Granted, but someone trips and shoots someone, and a war is started over it...

I wish I had an amazing computer...

Ferc Kast · 09-26-2008, 11:19 PM

Granted, but it's amazing that it keeps crashing.

I wish that I could read minds...

Great Scott! · 09-27-2008, 02:38 AM

Granted, but those whose minds you read can read what you think of what they're thinking.

I wish that previous statement made more sense.

Ferc Kast · 09-27-2008, 08:38 AM

Granted, but it made less sense.

I wish for a ruined wish.

Hallucination · 09-27-2008, 01:22 PM

Good luck with that.

I wish I had more time on weekends.

Ztalker · 09-28-2008, 03:58 PM

Granted. You just need to get up earlier and start sleeping later.

I wish it would rain down

Ferc Kast · 09-29-2008, 08:54 AM

Granted, but it rains up.

I wish that certain people were smarter...

**Stream** · 09-29-2008, 02:07 PM

Granted, but you took their place and became stupid.

I wish that I could afford a mortgage.

Marius Fett · 09-29-2008, 04:17 PM

Granted, but it's a mortgage on your dads garden shed..

I wish I had smaller ears..

Ferc Kast · 09-29-2008, 04:31 PM

Granted, but you lose your hearing.

I wish for Jar Jar being in carbonite to become canon.

Ztalker · 09-30-2008, 10:12 AM

It is. But the future movies will use it as a plot device and unfreeze him so he can take the lead role for episodes 7 through 9.

I wish I could have a Spartan-like trained body.

M@RS · 09-30-2008, 11:13 AM

Granted, but you die because of all the steroids you took...

I wish I had a bigger room...

**Stream** · 09-30-2008, 03:06 PM

Granted, but it's so big it takes you a week to get back to the door.

I wish that the UK wasn't in a recession.

M@RS · 09-30-2008, 06:17 PM

Granted... It's at recess

I wish I had a really cool job...

Ferc Kast · 09-30-2008, 06:30 PM

Granted, but it's teaching in Alaska.

I wish that TFU was released for PC.

Agent_Katarn00 · 09-30-2008, 06:34 PM

Granted but only 1 copy is made and it goes to the creator.
I wish i had a table that could float.

TriggerGod · 09-30-2008, 08:03 PM

Granted, but now the table stopped floating, and drops on your head, giving you a major concussion.
I wish I had a wish.

**Stream** · 10-01-2008, 02:46 AM

Granted, but it doesn't come true.

I wish TriggerGod's wish had come true.

Ferc Kast · 10-01-2008, 11:41 AM

Granted, but it was a horrible wish.

I wish that there were Gizkas in TSL.

Agent_Katarn00 · 10-01-2008, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferc Kast

Granted, but it was a horrible wish.

I wish that there were Gizkas in TSL.

Granted,but spammers ruin it after 2 minutes.
I wish I had broken legs!

**Stream** · 10-01-2008, 05:11 PM

Granted, but to keep the universe in balance I have no choice but to break your arms too, sorry.

I wish I could play guitar better.

**Astor** · 10-01-2008, 05:48 PM

Granted, but the strings are snapped.

I wish I was the King

M@RS · 10-01-2008, 05:56 PM

Granted, but your subjects rebel and behead you.

I wish I could wish for something cool...

Hallucination · 10-01-2008, 06:33 PM

Granted, you get crushed by a block of nice.

I wish that chlorophyll was purple.

M@RS · 10-01-2008, 06:57 PM

Granted, wow look at the purple mountain...

I wish I could Hacky sack better...

Ferc Kast · 10-01-2008, 08:18 PM

Granted, but there are people who can do it better than you.

I wish that made sense.

Ztalker · 10-02-2008, 03:52 PM

Granted, but it only makes sense to you.

I'd wish Windows Vista 32 bit would read 4 gigabytes of ram instead of 3!

Ferc Kast · 10-02-2008, 05:00 PM

Granted, but Vista would explode from reading 4 GB instead of 3 GB

I wish this was the penultimate wish.

(Yep; I know big, fancy words.)

**Astor** · 10-02-2008, 05:06 PM

Granted, but we're adding an appendix.

I wish I had solid gold dancers...

**Stream** · 10-02-2008, 05:08 PM

Granted, but one of the clumsy buggers falls and crushes you.

I really wish I didn't have to go to work in the morning.

M@RS · 10-02-2008, 06:50 PM

Granted... Now you have to go to work at 11 pm... It's not morning, yet...

I wish I could play racquetball better...

TriggerGod · 10-02-2008, 06:55 PM

granted, but the ball always goes for your face. If not there...

I wish I didn't get injured every week.

M@RS · 10-02-2008, 11:24 PM

Granted, you lose your job every week instead

...

I wish it would snow right now...

Agent_Katarn00 · 10-03-2008, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M@RS

Granted, you lose your job every week instead

...

I wish it would snow right now...

Granted,but global warming will hit after about 2 months....
I wish for a new Star Trek episode....

M@RS · 10-03-2008, 06:37 PM

Granted, but it's with the worst actors, because of all of the older ones retired...

Ztalker · 10-04-2008, 07:21 AM

Granted, thou shall never have children! (That happens when people forget to wish!

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I wish I could be the best soccer player in the world!

Hallucination · 10-04-2008, 01:49 PM

Granted, but soccer is now illegal because it incites riots.

I wish I were on fire.