OMFG WTF LOLZ ROFLCOPTER SOI W00T BTW UBER H4XOR!
The only help you need is therapy.
No IM speak.
Honestly, I could understand about...30% of what you said. Since you have a problem, you might want to explain yourself as clearly as possible. Chances are then bigger to find someone who can help you. Although, I still don't know what you're making...
o, and yes. You're abusing forums rules by advertising.
*Moderator of Doom count down starts*