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Old 04-18-2007, 08:08 AM   #1
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AARRRGGH!!!

I MISS SOME ZOOM RABBIT MADNESS DAMNIT!!

Pheewww. Better now.

I mean you guys are the best sex I ever had, but anyone got any plans at hand on how we can get Zoomster out of where jail lives and make him visit at least once a month with a two word post???

I was thinking about something among the lines of hijacking the ISS to press him free. If they don't give in, we simply bomb Iraq with electric sheep and blame it on China, who blame the Russians, who will blame the US, who will blame Germany, who will blame Hitler and the Nazis. I'm sure they would not want that. And if they're still not listening to us we could drop the ISS into the sun. That should ultimately teach'em.

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Old 04-18-2007, 10:23 AM   #2
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First of all:

How dare you start a new thread at XWA?!!! Just exactly who do you think you are, anyway?!??!!!





Now that that unpleasantness is out of the way...

I believe it will take all the planets and stars aligning in just the right combination of harmonic convergence for him to grace us with his quasi-divine enlightening presence again...

Or maybe we just leave a big plate of ganja brownies and someone's hot-waitress-sister-in-heat out on the front porch, and it could do the same trick.


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Old 04-19-2007, 08:44 AM   #3
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May I introduce myself, I am Ray. I am new. I worked at the sales department upstairs before. Now I'm here to advise you how to test porn items.

Why a new thread? I thought after the initial question is clarified, and when Zoom's back, this could be easily turned into some sort of blog. I thought it to be a good idea for this place?

err





Hm. Ain't Nitro's sister quite in heat? And hot? However, she will suffice after everybody got substituted some of those brownies...

BTW, anyone know Zoom's rutting call?


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Old 04-19-2007, 08:52 AM   #4
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i don't think he'll be coming back any time soon.


Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:55 AM   #5
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Yesh. You do not think. We all know that. And I hope too, that he'll be coming back any time soon. XP


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Old 04-19-2007, 08:59 AM   #6
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Quote:
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BTW, anyone know Zoom's rutting call?
This.
Or maybe...
this.



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Old 04-19-2007, 09:07 AM   #7
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Can't say for sure. I have no sound ATM. Could you like .. describe it?

PS.: The "Or maybe..." link's not working, just so you know.


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Old 04-19-2007, 09:18 AM   #8
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Should be fixed now...

Describe?

No. I'm afraid it's beyond description... You have to experience it... or forever wonder.


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Old 04-19-2007, 10:27 AM   #9
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I'll have a look at it tonight, when I'm back home. Because I'm really curious about the first one..


Niner, please do us a favour, we need another option in the poll: "Trick Rogue Nine into giving us his wallet, so we can buy us drinks while waiting for the Lord of Parrothats to arrive."

In return I could be convinced to share my Klingon slave girl spankage closeups video collection for you to dl directly from my machine. ;*


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Old 04-19-2007, 02:44 PM   #10
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i do miss the trix rabbit.

err zoom-rabbit

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Old 04-20-2007, 03:31 AM   #11
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Yes, this plan will work, and it's doomed to fail. miserably.

How can it be both at once, you say?

Because it involves the rabbit, where the nonsensical makes sense.

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Old 04-20-2007, 04:06 AM   #12
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sounds good to me.

my sanity died a long time ago. it sufficated in the jar i sealed it up with everyone else's in aresen
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Old 05-07-2007, 11:39 AM   #13
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the rabbit has long ago left this place, potentially never to return
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Old 05-07-2007, 12:18 PM   #14
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Oh, I don't know... I think he'll surprise us at some point.

When we least expect it.


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Old 05-15-2007, 07:31 PM   #15
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Like a case of the clap.



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Old 08-02-2007, 11:38 PM   #16
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Still waiting...

****.


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Old 08-03-2007, 12:30 PM   #17
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bastard.

i got this message when i attempted to 'email' him through the forum:

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Sorry! That user has specified that they do not wish to receive emails. If you still wish to send an email to this user, please contact the administrator and they may be able to help.
so-okay. *ahem*
pwa-eeese mista adwinistrwatar, gwive us the email addwress of mista zoomie wabbit person type


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Old 08-04-2007, 06:04 AM   #18
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Actually, we tried that once. We tracked down every known e-mail address for him at the time and gave them all a try,.. to no avail.

If he's not online with us, it seems he's just not online. Period.

I guess we should at least be happy that he's not just out there, cheating on us behind our backs with another online forum community, making them all squeal with delight as he's injecting them every night with his edge-of-reason wit and wisdom.

I... I just don't think I could take that!


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Old 08-04-2007, 08:09 AM   #19
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DAMNIT!!

what if we put a carrot skillfully placed under an overturned box with a stick proping it up with a string attached...?

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Old 08-05-2007, 02:17 PM   #20
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Obviously, we must hire a hundred ninjas to kill him and have them all carry a message. Given the Inverse Ninja Law, they will all die by his hand. He will then know of our attempts at communication.



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Old 08-07-2007, 12:29 PM   #21
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good point.
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Old 08-14-2007, 09:18 AM   #22
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I wonder what it would need to make Rogue Nine send him a couple of thousand mails which would make it impossible for Zoom to ignore by accident. Since it might cost him his admin status I'd say we might throw all some cash together shove him a small amount of a couple of billion dollars over.

I'll start with err .. *grabs Niner's wallet, opens it, and takes out what's in it* .. three dead flies!

Who's next?


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Old 08-15-2007, 08:51 AM   #23
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I have a 20 Pence coin in my pocket at the moment.

Not much, but it's a start.
You can have it,.. seeing as I don't believe I'll be getting to England any time soon in order to spend it...


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Old 01-27-2008, 11:58 PM   #24
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Ah hah ha ha!

My plan worked perfectly!!!



Wait... I never really had one.

I guess maybe that's why I was successful.


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Old 01-28-2008, 03:10 AM   #25
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I have not even voted yet.


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Old 01-28-2008, 07:50 AM   #26
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It's only successful if Zoomie posts here.




have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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Old 01-28-2008, 09:17 AM   #27
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I'm working on it...



Maybe he'll post one of his new Sutras here...


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Old 01-28-2008, 09:27 AM   #28
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I got my chevy tracker scheduled to have a look at/fix before the 3,000 miles is up. coming realllllly close to the last mile. scheduled for friday, dropping it off thursday after work. hopefully...they can fix it and it's covered under the warranty...


i played a good amount of oblivion last night. since i've levelled up, the game is getting more fun!


Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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I think you posted in the wrong thread. I know, we're not used to having multiple threads around in these parts.

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LOL @ 15!




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Quote:
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It's only successful if Zoomie posts here.
He shall come. THINE WALLET IS TEH SAVETH!!1



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Old 01-28-2008, 02:33 PM   #32
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Battle is a pure form of expression. It is heart and discipline, reduced to movement and motion. In battle, the words are swept away, giving way to actions-- mercy, sacrifice, anger, fear. These are pure moments of expression.
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Old 01-28-2008, 05:05 PM   #33
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Zoom probably isn't looking in this thread b/c the title gives no indication it's about his absence. :|


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Old 01-28-2008, 05:16 PM   #34
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That's why someone took it upon him-(or her?)-self to PM the bunny with a link to this thread last night.

I mean: maybe that happened...



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Hurry up and lasso the dang rabbit!

...He owes us money. Crunchity.



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Post Estoy su padre?

Okay, okay...here I am.

*(Dances about in a tiny anticlimactic circle)*

Porno clips are available in the lobby. BTW...it's good to be missed.


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Especially when the person missing you is a sniper.



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Niney-poo, change all poll options to "why yes of course", pwease. :3


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is that what option 4 is?
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