SAM

[Darth InSidious]

You're too tall. Shrink more. >.>

[Giant Graffiti]

Are you as confused as I am?

[Darth InSidious]

No.

[Samuel Dravis]

That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life.

Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences! I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER. I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy!

[Sigundr]

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life.

Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences! I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER. I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy!

Damn, you just put Nathaniel Hawthorne to shame.

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

That's completely preposterous that I would be too tall. I am simply the appropriate size in the Y range for my pretentious coat-lobbying skills and station in the gondola of life.

That is a statement grossly inaccurate. Size Y range-types were shown to be reliant on false predications of genetic variance by Dr. Klausenheimewitz over thirty years ago.

Furthermore, life is a royal barque, not a gondola!

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

Now, sir, I think it is YOU who oppress me and drive me into outrage and psychotic wrath, given your constant botherments and afflictions you assign me with your insistence on the immutability of substances and essences!

My insistence is simply a restatement of Thomistic truth!

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

I suggest that YOU provide reasonable conduct of self and reject the notion that you have a PHD and are doctorated more than the rest of us who have not achieved such a high level of education due to your and the rest of your ilk charging amazing high prices for textbooks, and changing them EVERY SINGLE SEMESTER.

Sir, how else may an academic earn a living wage?

Originally Posted by Samuel Dravis

I daresay you are a cad and not a gentleman darathy and I propose you return to your antagonistic government house to live out your days in wretched villainy!

And I say that you are a dandy and a clown, sir, devoid of academic interest and trifling with such ideas as take your fancy!

[Giant Graffiti]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

No.

It'll wear off in a few hours.

[EnderWiggin]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

You're too tall. Shrink more. >.>

And you're too short, Darathy. Grow more

_EW_

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by GiygasUnlimited

It'll wear off in a few hours.

An unproven assumption.

Originally Posted by Ender

And you're too short, Darathy. Grow more

_EW_

False opposition, sir, reliant on hypacto-indultoritive consumitation.

[Giant Graffiti]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

An unproven assumption.

It did happen to everyone else. So it should happen to you.

[alliespixie]

hmmm i like being average in height

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by GiygasUnlimited

It did happen to everyone else. So it should happen to you.

Not to Anthony Eden, it didn't.

[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

Sir, how else may an academic earn a living wage?

whore yourself

[alliespixie]

i dont think anyone would take that

[Giant Graffiti]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

Not to Anthony Eden, it didn't.

prove it

[Darth InSidious]

Originally Posted by jmac7142

whore yourself

Then you have to pay a cut to the Vice-Chancellor. : /

i dont think anyone would take that

And just how do you know that, hmm?

prove it

He's been dead for about 30 years.

[alliespixie]

hmmm...would you be like broke back mt

[EnderWiggin]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

False opposition, sir, reliant on hypacto-indultoritive consumitation.

And yet, so true

_EW_

[Giant Graffiti]

Originally Posted by Darth InSidious

He's been dead for about 30 years.

Exactly, it wore off.