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[SyntheticGerbil]

Hey, Dude, could someone like, tell me how to get the twine in the back of the Desoto, because like, I'm having problems with that giraffe necked girl... I can't seem to click the "nude" button.

[Skinkie]

You have to click the green sqeezy sex toy icon on her

[SyntheticGerbil]

That didn't work.

[Ray Jones]

It didn't?

[SyntheticGerbil]

When am I going to win?!

[Ray Jones]

Go upstairs.

[itchythesamurai]

I thought all you had to do was type "win," but some people consider that to be cheating.

[Shmargin]

I replied to every other forum topic today, why not this one?

[Ray Jones]

you sir, smell of wee and poo

[SyntheticGerbil]

I went upstairs. They don't go upstairs.

[itchythesamurai]

Well, you see, there's actually an elevator over there. I missed it the first few times too.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Where are the buttons to work the elevator? How come when I go inside it takes me to an abortion clinic?!

[itchythesamurai]

I think I know what your problem is, Sean. You're watching Juno instead of playing Hit the Road. I'm finding that this is happening to more and more people as time goes on.

[SyntheticGerbil]

How do I stop the movie?

[itchythesamurai]

Kill it with fire.

[SyntheticGerbil]

I only have some wood and gunpowder, how do I create fire without killing myself and having to load a saved game?

[itchythesamurai]

You have to break open the telescope and use the lens with the sun on the gunpowder. Duh!

[SyntheticGerbil]

That worked but I don't think it accomplished anything. I caused the dam to break open but it didn't fix the problem at hand, just put running water in the area.

[itchythesamurai]

Did you check on the guy who accidentally hung himself trying to set up a swing?

[SyntheticGerbil]

When I try to check the guy, Max complains he has to go to the bathroom, which if I don't ask the clerk soon enough, he pees down the corpse's neckhole.

[Shmargin]

I think you have to use the bigfoot hair on the dead guy before max pees.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Well I already used the hair to disguise my pubes as Conroy Bumpus!

[itchythesamurai]

Well you're going to have to go into the console now and duplicate the wig. It's the only workaround until they make a patch for it.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Which console? The Sega 32x?

[itchythesamurai]

Forget that, man. Sega Saturn is the only real choice.

[SyntheticGerbil]

I don't even remember what game I was playing or why I was trying to beat it.

[itchythesamurai]

I think you were playing "Try to Keep the Sam & Max Forums Alive." No one ever really wins, but sometimes you manage to scrape by.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Yeah, that game is hard. Leveling up takes forever.

[itchythesamurai]

Yeah, seriously. I think it might be glitched, you should be moderator by now.

[SyntheticGerbil]

Haha, I think I had that once but I lost my saved game for it. I must have corrupted the file by going through every active thread and editing people's posts to have completely different conversations than originally written amongst eachother.

[Skinkie]

And yet somehow it made the game that much more entertaining

[Ray Jones]

It was like the best cockring I ever had sex with.