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Old 11-05-2008, 12:24 PM   #41
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Poor poor Luke getting dragged around like this Boba is so humourously incompetent!



The sun goes down and the sky reddens, pain grows sharp.
light dwindles. Then is evening
when jasmine flowers open, the deluded say.
But evening is the great brightening dawn
when crested cocks crow all through the tall city
and evening is the whole day
for those without their lovers

-Kuruntokai 234, translated by A.K. Ramanujan

[Fic] Shreds of a Dying Belief
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Old 11-07-2008, 11:25 AM   #42
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Part 7

Mos Eisley
The Cantina


Han and Luke rushed inside the cantina and jumped into a small and dark corner booth. Everyone in the cantina tracked Luke and Han as they ran.
Han took a breath, "You know, I think that's the last of Boba Fett we'll ever see!"

Luke shook his head, "Don't count on it."

Han frowned, "Kid, you're so negative."

Luke rolled his eyes, "Not negative, Han, realistic. You just made fun of Boba Fett for his lack of creativity. He's going to live long enough to kill you, or at least make you hurt. A LOT."

Han chuckled, "His Lack of Creativity, heh, come on, trust me."

Suddenly the cantina door blew open, and clearly angry Boba Fett walked through the door.

Luke looked at Han, "Han, let me tell you something."

"Yeah?"

"You're an idiot."

Han sighed, "Well, when did you figure that out?"

Boba Fett walked slowly from the door to the center of the cantina, his armor smoking from the crash.

"Solo, I know you're there, Solo!" Boba said very intensely.

He then lost complete composure and eased up.

"Ah, come on, this is stupid, I don' know if Solos here."

Boba sat down on a nearby chair and began to talk to himself.

"I mean, Solo, where are you, sounds cheesy!"

Han looked from the corner booth at Boba.

Han shook his head, "Poor guy, he has horrible self-esteem. This was my fault."

Han looked convicted, but Luke eyes went a wide in fear, " Han, don't go over there and cheer him up. Remember my advice....take...my...advice."

Han began to stand up and Luke looked away, he looked straight at the other guy in their booth. The other recipeient was elder guy, with a dark black cloak and hood that covered his face.

Luke gasped, 'I'm sorry was this your booth?"

Han was walking towards Boba.

The old man coughed, "It was, but seeing your situation, you can stay."

Han was getting closer to Boba.

Luke sighed, "Thanks, I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
Luke offered his hand to shake.

Han was right up on Boba.

The old man took Luke's hand and shook, "People 'round here call me Rev."

Luke furled his brow, "Rev. What's that short for?"

The old man chuckled, "Revan."

Luke's eyes went wide, and not from the sudden shriek of Han being chased around the room.

Han shouted at Luke, "Kid, Fett's crazy! I need some help over here!"

The two men chased eachother comically around in circles. Luke was still traumatized by what he had discovered. He looked closer at the old man's face. There was no face. There was a black mask.

Suddenly, Boba used his wrist launcher to tie up Han's legs, tripping Han.

"Finally Solo, I have you where I want you!" Boba held up his wrist launcher and flipped the switch to his flamethrower. "Bu-Bye, Solo!"

He pressed the flame button. No flames appeared. Boba clicked it again and again and again. Boba then took off his wrist launcher and threw it on the ground.

"Darn Budget Cuts!!!!!"

Han's eye's were closed, preparing for the flaming inferno, but no inferno came. Luke ran over to Han and used the force to undo the ropes. Han opened his eyes and saw the situation.

"Where did you buy those launchers, Fett."

"Off Aratech.com."

"Aratech! You just got ripped off! Next time try Gbay, they have some good ones for cheap."

Boba looked up, "Oh"

Luke nudged Han, "Don't, don't do it."

Luke was too late, Han had began naming multiple internet companies that sold good and cheap weapons. And Boba was listening.

After Han finished speaking, Boba put his hand in his holster and produced a small block like weapon.

Well, thanks Solo, for your advice, but I'm afraid I won't need a flamethrower now."

Han eyed the gun Boba had, "What's that?"

Boba laughed, "It's a portable carbon freezer, Solo!!!"

Luke's face showed fear, but Han just looked at Luke.

"Luke, I can't believe how many things are portable these days!"


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Old 12-12-2008, 01:39 PM   #43
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Boba Fett laughed and cocked the weapon.

"Guess what, Solo, I got this one off Gbay!!! AH HA AHAHA!"

Han didn't see that very funny, though.

"Well, Fett, I could've bought it cheaper on Bob's list!!"

This caught Fett off guard.

"Solo! Are you suggesting that I've been ripped off! That Boba Fett was ripped off!!! Nobody rips off Boba Fett!!"

Luke used the temporary distraction to take a few quiet steps away.

"Well, Fett, can you beat that! You've been ripped off, you could've paid half-price if you looked at the INSTRUCTIONS!"

Fett growled back, "Oh yeah! Well, read this punky monkey!"

Boba pulled the trigger and Han tried his best to avoid the molten carbonite, however, he didn't move fast enough. The carbonite molded around his foot. And he clunked over to Luke's position as Boba reloaded.

'Did you see that! He just carbonated my foot!"

"Carbonized, Han, it's carbonized, gotta' remember your grammar."

"Oh, shut up, he's reloading, I can still walk, so let's get outta here!"

Luke and Han ran out of the cantina and on to the street and Boba walked after them. Boba then stopped outside of the cantina and watched.

Han ran fast at first and then slower, and slower, and slower, and then Han's breathing was labored and he couldn't run anymore.

"Hey Luke, I'm not sure I...." he looked at Fett, "Never mind."

Boba walked over to Han. He walked slowly beside Han as he clunked around.

"So, Solo, are you going to let me kill you now?" Boba said jokingly.

Han looked at him with defiance in his eyes.

"Catch me if you can."

Han began clunking...a tiny bit faster. Boba grabbed his shoulder and Han couldn't move anymore.

"Okay, I caught ya."

Han grumbled, then suddenly, the old man named Rev walked outside the Cantina.


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Old 12-12-2008, 03:17 PM   #44
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(wipes tears from eyes) Ah, how I love comedy!


Chapter 12 of A Soul Adrift is out.

Short stories:
T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Old 12-12-2008, 04:23 PM   #45
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I can't wait to see what Rev does.
Great story by the way
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Old 12-13-2008, 02:47 AM   #46
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Is there any association to me?

Nice update nontheless, and I liked the carbonite part. Keep it up, you are doing a pretty good job!

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Old 12-13-2008, 04:13 AM   #47
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Hahaha, "punky monkey."

classic.

Great work, CQ.
Love it!

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Old 12-13-2008, 12:08 PM   #48
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Thanks Mr. BFA, Endorenna and Chevron!

Oh, and Rev, no worries, there isn't a large association with you, besides the name, I'm not saying you are an old person...like the one in the story No Worries Thanks Again!


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Old 12-13-2008, 01:12 PM   #49
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Oh, okay then. I know that you were not calling me old.

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Old 12-16-2008, 11:50 AM   #50
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Part 9


Fett held his blaster next to Han's head.

"So, any last words, Solo??"

Han rolled his eyes," Can you please stop using my name like that, it doesn't bode well for my reputation."

Boba smiled, "Heh, there will be no reputation quickly."

Boba put his finger on the trigger, right on time to hear a small tap on his jetpack. The old man Rev had tapped something on Boba's jetpack, something important.

Boba shot through the air.

"AAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!" He shouted, then Han watched Boba fly through the air, landing at an unknown location.

Han, surprised by this, looked fearfully at the old man, and smiled, cautiosly.

Rev, taking the oppurtunity provided, said, "Boo."

Han freaked out and tried to run, but the carbonite on his foot prevented that, and he face planted in the middle of Mos Eisley. The old man walked away whistling something.

Luke walked over, chuckling, "Well, you're a big hero, aren't you. Got scared by an "Old Fossil."

Han sighed and tried to get up, but slipped and fell on the ground. He tried again, an again, and again, and again. But he just couldn't get back up.

"Luke, help me out."

"You didn't take my advice."

"Yeah, I didn't, don't get cocky."

"ME! COCKY! BAH!"

Luke continued yelling about how he wouldn't get cocky, while Han looked at a small alley next to the Cantina. Something began a slow clunking out.

Boba Fett.

"AGGHH!!!" Shouted Han, "WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO KILL THIS GUY!! OH FOR THE LOVE OF..."

Coming, for a moment, out of his own little world, Luke said, "Watch your language, Han."

Han lost it and fell on the ground again, weeping pathetically.

"I think I know why the old days are the "old days." Said Han.

Boba slowly walked out of the alley.


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Old 12-16-2008, 01:05 PM   #51
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I love what Rev did with the jetpack! Interesting converstion you had going between Luke and Han there.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:20 PM   #52
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Chapter 12 of A Soul Adrift is out.

Short stories:
T'katlu: On the planet Felucia, a young apprentice of the Dark Side thinks back to the beginning of her training as she lies in wait for her prey...

All the Time: After four years in the Unknown Regions, the Exile returns to the known galaxy to visit an old enemy.

Broken: A master of the Dark Side finds himself about to lose the one thing he cares about--and he will do anything to stop her from endangering herself.
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:45 PM   #53
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Nice with jetpack. Rev is an interesting character and I wonder if he'll have bigger parts in the story as it progresses.

As always, a fun read.

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