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Old 11-04-2008, 01:11 PM   #1
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What if someone wants to be raped by you? Like, sithy.

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Old 11-04-2008, 01:19 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:41 PM   #6
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:59 PM   #7
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I'm voting for Lando Calrissian


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Old 11-04-2008, 03:04 PM   #8
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I'm voting for Lando Calrissian
The parallels that holds to our current election is striking.



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Old 11-04-2008, 03:16 PM   #9
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Obama FTW.

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Old 11-04-2008, 06:25 PM   #10
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I voted for the Neo-Nazi-Green-Libertarian-Independent-Conservative-Liberal-Israelite-Muslim-Jewish-Christian Party nominee... I wanted my vote to count, you know?


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Old 11-04-2008, 06:35 PM   #11
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You mean Ron Paul?




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Old 11-04-2008, 07:00 PM   #12
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:06 PM   #13
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:08 PM   #14
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You mean Ron Paul?
No. He means Cynthia McKinney.



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Old 11-04-2008, 08:23 PM   #15
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Old 11-04-2008, 09:11 PM   #16
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i was contemplating voting and writing in "the mulatto" but i decided against it and played ra3 instead and conquered the world in the name of communism



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Old 11-04-2008, 10:11 PM   #17
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My Government class had a pool for the election turnout. I posted it on our blog a bit earlier, but thought I'd throw it up here:


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If Obama wins Virginia, it will be:

Obama - 353
McCain - 185

Popular vote:

Obama - 51%
McCain - 49%

Voter Turnout: 68%

I may have been a little giving toward Obama, but I'm pretty sure this will be fairly accurate. I'm predicting a landslide for Obama.



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Old 11-04-2008, 11:12 PM   #18
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Senator Barack Obama Elected 44th President of the United States of America...

Lets see how this turns out...


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Old 11-04-2008, 11:19 PM   #19
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Bit anti-climatic, really. I wanted Obama and McCain to fight to the death in Florida. Obama's eclectic mix of black street mugging skills and Muslim blowing **** up expertise against McCain's martial arts technique that he refined in the Orient would've provided for some pretty awesome CNN footage.

Oh well. Good job Obama.



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Old 11-04-2008, 11:25 PM   #20
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Ty, you think he'd strap a bomb to this? It'd just scratch 'im. [/joke]


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Old 11-04-2008, 11:56 PM   #21
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Bit anti-climatic, really. I wanted Obama and McCain to fight to the death in Florida. Obama's eclectic mix of black street mugging skills and Muslim blowing **** up expertise against McCain's martial arts technique that he refined in the Orient would've provided for some pretty awesome CNN footage.

Oh well. Good job Obama.


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Old 11-05-2008, 01:03 AM   #22
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Congratulations to President Elect Barack Obama!



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Old 11-05-2008, 01:59 AM   #23
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"I will never accept Obama. He will be the end of us. I don't think even Castro could be more evil than he is."

Clearly, people, the last shining beacon of reason is within the ornate halls of the Hilary Clinton forum.



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Old 11-05-2008, 02:45 AM   #24
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Old 11-05-2008, 08:57 AM   #25
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Even though I voted for McCain, and would have rather had McCain as president, I always pretty much knew Obama would win. And you know, liberal as he is, I'm pretty ok with that. I know that the past 8 years has really made people disappointed in America, and it looks like Obama will be a good remedy for that. If I had to pick a Democrat as President, I'd pick Barack Obama.
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:50 PM   #27
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Old 11-06-2008, 01:43 AM   #28
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The best part: White people no longer have to fear making racist remarks!! YAY!!!

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Not that that's whats important...

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...I am just kidding after all...

Anyways, I do believe we (America) finally did something right. Go Obama!
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All joking aside, I am extremely proud of the American people right now.
I'm pretty sure it was my steady stream of campaign contributions that put him over the top, so I'll be more than happy to take the credit

Side note: The trolls in Kavar's are going to have aneurysms when they find out how many Obama ads they sponsored.
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http://gear.ign.com/articles/927/927323p1.html <- this is relevant

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread to update it.

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Old 11-07-2008, 07:21 AM   #32
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After reading a bit on Wikipedia about Obama's political campaign:

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Upon taking office, Obama would join Warren G. Harding and John F. Kennedy as the only sitting senators to ascend to the presidency.
That's a great precedent for Obama to have.



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Side note: The trolls in Kavar's are going to have aneurysms when they find out how many Obama ads they sponsored.
Yup, props to the trolls for throwing their anger in a direction that supported Obama! Good job y'all!


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Old 11-08-2008, 02:56 PM   #36
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http://gear.ign.com/articles/927/927323p1.html <- this is relevant

Also, I'm changing the name of the thread to update it.

Laugh at Dath's now ambiguous first post.

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Old 01-20-2009, 09:54 AM   #37
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It's almost time.

I just woke up from a dream with Obama in it that seemed pretty symbolic. I'll post about it later and you can guess what it means.
For now I'm gonna go watch the swearing in.
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Parade just happened... now nothing is happening, yet they're still showing live news feed, fun.


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Great speech. I actually feel like history in unfolding before my eyes.
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Same here. The Speech was phenomenal, and my gosh . . . all those PEOPLE. It was enormous!

The poet after was horrible, though :/



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