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Old 09-26-2009, 10:04 PM   #361
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at least i could still type

what if you found out that the meaning to life was 42?
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:54 PM   #362
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Then I'd be absolutley sure that the world was descending into madness....

Why 42? Doesn't everyone know it's 49?


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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 09-26-2009, 10:56 PM   #363
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42 because of the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

what if your uncle was yoda?
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:02 PM   #364
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Then I would be the best Jedi ever.

What if your father was Mace Window...er Windu, and your mother was a frog?


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Old 09-26-2009, 11:07 PM   #365
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i would look REALLY weird

what if CQ DIDN'T come with gravity?
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Old 09-26-2009, 11:59 PM   #366
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What if scav changed his name to Te Je'karta Mand'alor?


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Old 09-27-2009, 12:05 AM   #367
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i might be ashamed for Scavanger is my nerd name

what if me and Mird'ika swapped names?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:10 AM   #368
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I'd be ashamed. For I'd have your nerd name.

What if I changed my name to Mird'ika?

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:13 AM   #369
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it would only make sense

what if i shot mird with a paintball gun?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:15 AM   #370
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Then Walon Vau would be trying to kill you

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:18 AM   #371
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no your not... HE is *points to Te Kandosii Mandalore*

what if CQ thought he was Mand'alor?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:19 AM   #372
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He does.

What if I attacked scav with my paintball gun?

(And if scav attacked me, he wouldn't last long)

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:24 AM   #373
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i would think the red paint was blood and fall to the ground only to rise again with some Macbeth lines

what if Mird was going to make my Sig Pic?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:29 AM   #374
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What if scav stopped asking obvious questions?

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:32 AM   #375
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sorry... i can't... they're watching me >_>

what if scav got tired and went to bed? (yawn)
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:40 AM   #376
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He won't, because he got coffee.

What if I showed up at your door and demanded c02?

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:43 AM   #377
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indeed i did

i would say "where's you helmet ner'vod?"

what if Mird wanted c02 to kill me?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:47 AM   #378
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It's harder than you'd think...

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Old 09-27-2009, 12:48 AM   #379
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i'm glad my dog an away

what if Mird was stalking me?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:50 AM   #380
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Then you are most sincerely doomed.

What if I had a bazooka paintball gun?


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Old 09-27-2009, 12:53 AM   #381
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i'd run

what if CQ DIDN'T have those?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:55 AM   #382
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Then I would have no choice but to nuke you.

What if I had no choice?


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Old 09-27-2009, 12:56 AM   #383
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then i'd be dead

what if you DID have a choice?
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Old 09-27-2009, 12:59 AM   #384
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Then I'd probably choose the nuke

What if my awesomeness blinded you all?


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Old 09-27-2009, 01:01 AM   #385
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well i can still see so....

what if MY awsomness blinded you?
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:02 AM   #386
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I'd still find you with the unseen eye that sees all.

What if CQ's nukes were all duds?


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Old 09-27-2009, 01:04 AM   #387
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i would laugh

what if i was really a terrorist?
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:06 AM   #388
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Then you're probably in the wrong forum.

What if we were all (except you, of course) secretly memebers of the federal govt looking for jokers like you?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:09 AM   #389
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I'd *classified*...

What if *classified*?

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Old 09-27-2009, 01:10 AM   #390
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then *classified*

what if i had a sweet sig pic?
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Old 09-27-2009, 01:14 AM   #391
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Then as Leader of the K-*cough* er-QGB...I would have you assassinated in the name of the People of the *Classified*

What if my legion of invisible Ninja-ChuckNorris-Spies-CommandoSamurai-Spartans were unleashed?


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Old 09-27-2009, 01:16 AM   #392
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Then you wouldn't be able to see them right before they ****** you.

What if Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee teamed up together.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 09-27-2009, 06:19 AM   #393
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They would be an unstoppable force!


what if they mated and had a child?



He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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Old 09-27-2009, 09:31 AM   #394
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK ON STEROIDS!!!!!!!!!

what if there was a google link to this thread with my name in it? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&r...&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

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Old 09-27-2009, 02:20 PM   #395
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What if this thread will be closed tomorrow?



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Old 09-27-2009, 02:23 PM   #396
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i will start a new one just like it

what if Purifier didn't like my new name?
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Old 09-27-2009, 02:24 PM   #397
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He would make you pure.....and change it.


What if i wasnt the only Scottish person on LF?



He's real....and he's coming to get you....
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Old 09-27-2009, 02:27 PM   #398
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you probably aren't...

what if that would make delta happy?
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Old 09-27-2009, 02:28 PM   #399
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Then we would have to ask you all the questions about golf and nessie.

What if I spoke with a perfect Scottish accent?

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Old 09-27-2009, 02:29 PM   #400
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i'd call you Te Scotsie Mandalore

what if i missed the name Scavanger ?
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