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Old 09-30-2009, 04:19 AM   #441
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You'd be on a nostaligia trip.

What if Jules discovered you didn't have the best of intentions b/c you'd put bacon on your Big Kahuna Burger before letting him eat it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 09-30-2009, 11:51 PM   #442
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He'd gag and barf b/c he'd discover funny hairs in the burger with more curls than his fro and a funny stinky smell on it as he ate it. And I'm not a bad a shot as that guy in the bathroom, while he's still gagging. I also wouldn't need my own gun since I could disarm him and shoot his friend first whose not paying attention and finish him a split second later b/c he's still puking and in shock.

What if I melted your carpet with a smokin' device called a chemistry set?


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Old 10-01-2009, 05:46 PM   #443
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Well, as long as you didn't hurt yourself........just another day's work.

What if you burned yourself with that same experiment?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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Old 10-02-2009, 09:56 PM   #444
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it would hurt

what if TWC was canon O_O
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Old 10-03-2009, 05:18 AM   #445
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it cant...its impossible


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Old 10-04-2009, 12:09 AM   #446
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I didn't even know he got banned.

What if you found out that you and your significant other were cheating on each other with the same person?

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Old 10-04-2009, 12:19 AM   #447
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Well that means one of us is attracted to the same sex...

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Old 10-04-2009, 01:28 AM   #448
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Then I'd continue to be a mystery to myself--uh wait, I already am.
(I hope not--not sure I could handle that kind of responsibility if I was.)

What if you kept calling Beavis a buttknockering buttknocker?


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Old 10-06-2009, 01:02 AM   #449
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Well, if the shoe fits.............



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Old 10-06-2009, 01:34 AM   #450
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I would run.
Far.
Far.
Away.

What if I was able to shoot computers out of my fingertips?


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Old 10-06-2009, 01:58 AM   #451
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With what........rubberbands?



What if your computer shot back with big black heavy fonts? (New Roman)


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Old 10-06-2009, 02:13 AM   #452
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I'd ask it if it turned Vato La Bamba on me.

What if I was really Samus Aran? *grips energy whip to fend off the incoming wave of horn dogs*


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Old 10-06-2009, 02:30 AM   #453
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*purifier drools* STOP TEASING ME DAMNIT!





What if I was really Jessica Rabbit with bigger bunnys? *purifier drools again*


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Old 10-06-2009, 02:35 AM   #454
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Then you'd have to be as deformed as some hentai girls I've seen.

What if Exile and Revan were deceived into war against each other by the ancient Sith Emperor?


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Old 10-06-2009, 02:46 AM   #455
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Hmmmm, sounds like Kotor 4.



What if you fell in love with a deformed hentai girl?


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Old 10-06-2009, 04:10 AM   #456
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It'd just be another day in his life.

What if hentai never existed?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:36 AM   #457
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I'd invent it. B/c I am a man of several sick fantasies. And we all know it.

What if 'Barf' was real?


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Old 10-06-2009, 06:48 AM   #458
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Then there'd be a Pizza the Hut to boot.

What if DV had converted Luke to the DS in episode ESB?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #459
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One of the "SW Infinities" scenarios would play out.

What if yo mamma had a wooden leg wit a bird house in it and a glass T***y wit a screw on n****e while livin' in a 2 story Dorito bag?


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Old 10-06-2009, 10:14 PM   #460
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What?

What if I had understood that?

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Old 10-06-2009, 10:56 PM   #461
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Then you'd have told him to stop talking about his own mother that way. So disrespectful.:

But what if GTA's mom had all that stuff he was talking about.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-06-2009, 11:38 PM   #462
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Then she'd be a f**king "Modern Marvel" in which I would pay for tickets to see.



What if GTA's mom was to put her.. wooden leg (I was gonna say foot) up his arse like Red Forman?


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Old 10-07-2009, 11:07 AM   #463
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Wouldn't happen b/c she's to decrepit.
@ purifier and Totenkopf: I'm a kick your old decrepit arses!
@ Alkonium: Say What Again--SAY_WHAT_A-GAIN!

What if Leatherface and mick foley were one and the same?


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Old 10-13-2009, 06:39 PM   #464
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I don't know who that are, so I wouldn't be suprised it was something rather bad for the world.

What if, I what if'ed something iffe-able?


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Old 10-14-2009, 12:33 AM   #465
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If I answered your question, you might find out.

What if this game werre called "Say what?"


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-14-2009, 07:20 PM   #466
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Say what?

What if I hacked into LF and turned all your avatars into smurfs?

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Old 10-14-2009, 07:27 PM   #467
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I'd unhack it, because I'm clever.

What if the surviving Beatles decided to get back together?

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:04 PM   #468
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Sounds good, but it just wouldn't be the same without John and George.




What if you could nuke a real hackers computer from your end that sends to you or me (on our computers), malicous software, trogans, spyware, and any virus, etc?

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:11 PM   #469
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I would make the intrawebz a safer place.

What if you were *whispers in ear*?

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:24 PM   #470
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I honestly don't know.

What if I had just caused a fixed point in time to not occur properly?

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Old 10-15-2009, 12:07 AM   #471
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Then- Then- Then- *static*

What if Alkonium hadn't done that?


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Old 10-15-2009, 03:35 PM   #472
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Doesn't matter, that's not a what if question?

What if said fixed point directly involved you?

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Old 10-15-2009, 06:25 PM   #473
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Then TMM would be in deep trouble.

What if you had your very own Tardis and it got stuck between dimensions?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 10-15-2009, 06:43 PM   #474
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Id declare the stuck point a new dimension called stucka....something.

What if someone just ate the last Resees' peanut butter cup, and threw it up?
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:23 PM   #475
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Then it would start a chain reaction, in which it would go something like this....





(Ooo the humanity!)




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Old 10-15-2009, 07:44 PM   #476
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What's Vigra? Is it like Viagra?

What if I just let spelling errors like that slide?

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Old 10-15-2009, 10:23 PM   #477
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Then you'd no longer be a grammar nazi.

What if Alkonium morphed into GTA?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 10-15-2009, 10:54 PM   #478
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As if one wasn't bad enough!

What if Doctor Who moved to BBC Scotland for Steven Moffat's tenure as executive producer?

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Old 10-16-2009, 10:08 PM   #479
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Since I have barely watched Doctor Who, and only built a voice modulation 555 timer circuit to make the "dalek" voice...I couldn't tell ya... Sorry.

What if The various companies whose characters have wound up on M.U.G.E.N. in some form or another over the years decided to cooperate and release a game using (as you can guess) the M.U.G.E.N. engine?


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Old 12-03-2009, 03:06 AM   #480
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That would be epic and maybe a hellva alot better than the orignals.


What if I resurrect this game thread?


(Ahem! *whistles innocently*)


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