The What if game

[Darth Avlectus]

You would more than likely be dead, or at least so maimed and wounded that you'd surely wish to be.


What if you were hitchhiking and it was Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn who offered to pick you up in their shaggin' wagon? (hint: dumb and dumber)

[Totenkopf]

You could probably trick them out of their van and drive away leaving them in the dust.

What if you won the lottery and couldn't collect any of the money b/c you were on the lam?

[Holty1-5]

i would go on a rampage til i got ma money

What if Ducks could Talk?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then they would, that would be cool. No questions asked!

What if Barney went on a rampage and killed the kids.

[Alkonium]

Then they'd just get a new Barney and a new bunch of kids, and keep the original Barney's severed on a pike to keep the new one in line.

What if every kid's show subsequently became Nightmare Fuel?

[Totenkopf]

What, you mean they're* not already.....

*shudders at mere thought of Barney, teletubbies, et al..

What if someone shot you before you could finish your answer to this post?

[Darth Avlectus]

Well it must be a satellite photo "shoot" of me at my computer...unless I'm secretly immune to bullets.

What if Harry Reid got flushed down a giant toilet?

[purifier]

He would just clog up the draining system.....and then they would have to snake (plumbers tool) his a$$ right back out. Not really worth it IMO.







What if someone did bite Bender's shiny metal ass?

[Holty1-5]

They Would Chip there Tooth because its Metal o.0


What if George Washington was your "Wingman"

[Darth Avlectus]

That would be ****in' awesome just because it's George Washington. The sheer and utter awesome of that is beyond description.

What if your real name was Barf?

[Holty1-5]

Then i would be Cool enough to be George Washingtons Wingman

What if it Rained Money....... But it was Zimbabwe Dollers.......

[Darth Avlectus]

I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe.

What if YOU were Darth Malgus?

[purifier]

Well the first thing I'd do, is get some freak'in sunlight. And the second thing I would do, is get a serious facelift.





What if Totenkopf was a man named "Darth Reaper." And he had a scythe lightsaber. ( YOOOUUU DON"T KNOW THE POWER OF MY SCYTHE.)

[Holty1-5]

Then that would be awesome

I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe.

Yeah gonna put a FYI here i believe it cost 10 million Zimbabwe Dollers for a Loaf of Bread so......

What If I was made of Cup Cakes?

[purifier]

Weeeell, you wouldn't be here right now (Posting) Holty, that's for sure. Everyone around you would have done gone cannabil on your a$$ long ago.





What if we were all made of cup cakes? (With chocolate icing.... hmmmmmmm.)

[Holty1-5]

Then Only I, Holty would Remain as i would have ate you all Looong ago..... That is if you didnt get me First

What if Pizza was made of oranges...

[Totenkopf]

I'd figure I entered the wrong multi-verse.

What if Dr Who were really a badass bad guy and not a do-gooder of sorts.

[Holty1-5]

Then the show would Properly Be cooler. Docter: hello Cyber Men you have you electroic Death hands But say Hello to My Little Friend"

What if Humans came from Eggs

[Totenkopf]

But they do, well.....eggs and sperm anyway.

What if humans actually laid eggs like other animals?

[Holty1-5]

Then are Butts would Hurt A lot!!!!! lol

What if you awoke to find yourself on Tropical Island..... But it was full of Men!!!!!!!

[Totenkopf]

We'd better be fighting some enemy.....or I'd have to use 'em as sharkbait.

What if you could travel through time but never back into your original universe....would you do it?

[Holty1-5]

Go ahead of my Time as the Present is Nothing Compared to The Future

What If You awoke to Find your Self in Dinosaur Land

[purifier]

Hmmmm, I'm thinking all of the jurassic barbeque I want....unless of course I got eaten first by a dinosaur, which would suck.







What if dinosaurs were sophisticated and just as intelligent as humans?

[Totenkopf]

They'd have still died out from the catastrophic changes. Being smaller had its advantages.

What if 2+2=5?

[Holty1-5]

then 2+2= Fish

What if Ducks and Cats had babies which become Dogs.

[Totenkopf]

Then you probably line in the Dr. Seuss-iverse.

What if GTA's monkey army was actually led by the Dr. Hacks?

[Darth Avlectus]

Then we'd have monkeys yelling "HAAAAX" because they are sore losers, and monitors now full of monkey sh*t would be hitting people accused of "the haaax".
...too bad as megaman I killed sunstar--I could really use that ancient doomsday machine's capabilities to help me out...


What if all old women knew the same juitsu Tsunade uses to keep herself looking twenties something?
Would that make me any *more* of a dirty mo-fo?

[Totenkopf]

Cougars might get more interesting as a dating prospect.

What if Tsunade wanted to gamble....with your money?

[purifier]

Although I do like blonds, but if she ain't real, no deal.






What if Tsunade was real and you had her buxom blonde self, aaaalllll to yourself.

[Totenkopf]

I'd still make her do all the housework and then make me a sandwich.....after we were done, if you know what I mean.

What if the President insulted you on national tv?

[Holty1-5]

i would do to him what i did to JFK.... I mean Nothing......

What if drugs were Legal but only if you were a Midget?

[Totenkopf]

Then midgets would never have to worry about doing time for their habit.

What if drugs were only illegal if you were a dwarf?

[Holty1-5]

Then the world would be a better place

What if The world turned into a Giant Slug

[Darth Avlectus]

Things would get really sticky.


What if my stolen anvil got dropped on the MSNBC building by Milton on the Simpsons who says "HA-HA!" out of his helicopter?

[purifier]

They would have a new opening for a skylight......and a magnificent door stop.





What if ya got bitch slapped by a meteorite coming from space?


hmm..Have I asked this question before, seriously?

[Totenkopf]

I'd end up looking like you.

What if all you could eat for the rest of your life was vegetarian food mixed w/ground glass?

[Holty1-5]

what about it...... That Monday Night for me

What if The A-Team was Like this
Hannibal: Santa
Face: Easter Bunny
B.A:..... There's no Replacing Mr.T
Murdock: E.T

[Totenkopf]

You'd probably be watching a subversive animated version on Comedy Central.

what about it...... That Monday Night for me

My condolences.

What if Video games cost $200, minimum?

[Holty1-5]

Then My Career as a Bank Robber would Finally start

What if they made a Video Game that took 5 hours REAL TIME to travel and you had to drink water every hour 0.o

[Darth Avlectus]

Uhh, no we don't need simulator games to get any more realistic than they already are.

What if the government told you to put meat hooks in the backs of spies?