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Old 04-12-2010, 02:14 AM   #521
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You would more than likely be dead, or at least so maimed and wounded that you'd surely wish to be.


What if you were hitchhiking and it was Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn who offered to pick you up in their shaggin' wagon? (hint: dumb and dumber)


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Old 04-12-2010, 04:40 AM   #522
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You could probably trick them out of their van and drive away leaving them in the dust.

What if you won the lottery and couldn't collect any of the money b/c you were on the lam?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 04-12-2010, 11:09 AM   #523
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i would go on a rampage til i got ma money

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Old 04-12-2010, 01:49 PM   #524
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Then they would, that would be cool. No questions asked!

What if Barney went on a rampage and killed the kids.




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Old 04-12-2010, 03:58 PM   #525
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Then they'd just get a new Barney and a new bunch of kids, and keep the original Barney's severed on a pike to keep the new one in line.

What if every kid's show subsequently became Nightmare Fuel?

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Old 04-12-2010, 09:40 PM   #526
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What, you mean they're* not already.....

*shudders at mere thought of Barney, teletubbies, et al..

What if someone shot you before you could finish your answer to this post?


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Old 04-12-2010, 09:45 PM   #527
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Well it must be a satellite photo "shoot" of me at my computer...unless I'm secretly immune to bullets.

What if Harry Reid got flushed down a giant toilet?


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Old 04-29-2010, 03:28 AM   #528
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He would just clog up the draining system.....and then they would have to snake (plumbers tool) his a$$ right back out. Not really worth it IMO.







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Old 04-29-2010, 11:59 AM   #529
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They Would Chip there Tooth because its Metal o.0


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Old 04-30-2010, 05:21 PM   #530
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That would be ****in' awesome just because it's George Washington. The sheer and utter awesome of that is beyond description.

What if your real name was Barf?


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Old 04-30-2010, 05:25 PM   #531
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Then i would be Cool enough to be George Washingtons Wingman

What if it Rained Money....... But it was Zimbabwe Dollers.......

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Old 04-30-2010, 06:30 PM   #532
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I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe.

What if YOU were Darth Malgus?


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Old 05-04-2010, 12:26 AM   #533
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Well the first thing I'd do, is get some freak'in sunlight. And the second thing I would do, is get a serious facelift.





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Old 05-04-2010, 12:02 PM   #534
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Then that would be awesome

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I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe.
Yeah gonna put a FYI here i believe it cost 10 million Zimbabwe Dollers for a Loaf of Bread so......

What If I was made of Cup Cakes?

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Old 05-04-2010, 02:00 PM   #535
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Weeeell, you wouldn't be here right now (Posting) Holty, that's for sure. Everyone around you would have done gone cannabil on your a$$ long ago.





What if we were all made of cup cakes? (With chocolate icing.... hmmmmmmm.)


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Old 05-04-2010, 02:09 PM   #536
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Then Only I, Holty would Remain as i would have ate you all Looong ago..... That is if you didnt get me First

What if Pizza was made of oranges...

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Old 05-04-2010, 03:31 PM   #537
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I'd figure I entered the wrong multi-verse.

What if Dr Who were really a badass bad guy and not a do-gooder of sorts.


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Old 05-04-2010, 03:40 PM   #538
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Then the show would Properly Be cooler. Docter: hello Cyber Men you have you electroic Death hands But say Hello to My Little Friend"

What if Humans came from Eggs

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Old 05-04-2010, 05:20 PM   #539
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But they do, well.....eggs and sperm anyway.

What if humans actually laid eggs like other animals?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-04-2010, 05:23 PM   #540
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Then are Butts would Hurt A lot!!!!! lol

What if you awoke to find yourself on Tropical Island..... But it was full of Men!!!!!!!

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Old 05-06-2010, 12:52 AM   #541
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We'd better be fighting some enemy.....or I'd have to use 'em as sharkbait.

What if you could travel through time but never back into your original universe....would you do it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:55 AM   #542
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Go ahead of my Time as the Present is Nothing Compared to The Future

What If You awoke to Find your Self in Dinosaur Land

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Old 05-06-2010, 02:39 PM   #543
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Hmmmm, I'm thinking all of the jurassic barbeque I want....unless of course I got eaten first by a dinosaur, which would suck.







What if dinosaurs were sophisticated and just as intelligent as humans?


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Old 05-06-2010, 03:47 PM   #544
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They'd have still died out from the catastrophic changes. Being smaller had its advantages.

What if 2+2=5?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 04:07 PM   #545
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then 2+2= Fish

What if Ducks and Cats had babies which become Dogs.

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Old 05-06-2010, 04:50 PM   #546
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Then you probably line in the Dr. Seuss-iverse.

What if GTA's monkey army was actually led by the Dr. Hacks?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 06:50 PM   #547
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Then we'd have monkeys yelling "HAAAAX" because they are sore losers, and monitors now full of monkey sh*t would be hitting people accused of "the haaax".
...too bad as megaman I killed sunstar--I could really use that ancient doomsday machine's capabilities to help me out...


What if all old women knew the same juitsu Tsunade uses to keep herself looking twenties something?
Would that make me any *more* of a dirty mo-fo?


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Old 05-06-2010, 09:47 PM   #548
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Cougars might get more interesting as a dating prospect.

What if Tsunade wanted to gamble....with your money?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-06-2010, 10:37 PM   #549
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Although I do like blonds, but if she ain't real, no deal.






What if Tsunade was real and you had her buxom blonde self, aaaalllll to yourself.


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Old 05-07-2010, 03:43 AM   #550
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I'd still make her do all the housework and then make me a sandwich.....after we were done, if you know what I mean.

What if the President insulted you on national tv?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-07-2010, 10:57 AM   #551
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i would do to him what i did to JFK.... I mean Nothing......

What if drugs were Legal but only if you were a Midget?

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Then midgets would never have to worry about doing time for their habit.

What if drugs were only illegal if you were a dwarf?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-07-2010, 02:49 PM   #553
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Then the world would be a better place

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Old 05-08-2010, 05:54 PM   #554
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Things would get really sticky.


What if my stolen anvil got dropped on the MSNBC building by Milton on the Simpsons who says "HA-HA!" out of his helicopter?


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They would have a new opening for a skylight......and a magnificent door stop.





What if ya got bitch slapped by a meteorite coming from space?


hmm..Have I asked this question before, seriously?


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Old 05-10-2010, 05:31 AM   #556
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I'd end up looking like you.

What if all you could eat for the rest of your life was vegetarian food mixed w/ground glass?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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what about it...... That Monday Night for me

What if The A-Team was Like this
Hannibal: Santa
Face: Easter Bunny
B.A:..... There's no Replacing Mr.T
Murdock: E.T

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Old 05-10-2010, 12:52 PM   #558
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You'd probably be watching a subversive animated version on Comedy Central.

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what about it...... That Monday Night for me
My condolences.

What if Video games cost $200, minimum?


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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Then My Career as a Bank Robber would Finally start

What if they made a Video Game that took 5 hours REAL TIME to travel and you had to drink water every hour 0.o

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Uhh, no we don't need simulator games to get any more realistic than they already are.

What if the government told you to put meat hooks in the backs of spies?


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