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Old 07-05-2010, 05:55 PM   #641
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Someone would probably have used GMOD, and included both yours truly and BasBoSchitt productions from youtube along with whoever else was interested in making the game.


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Old 07-06-2010, 02:47 AM   #642
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Before, during or after his sock puppet period?

What if you were a cartoon charahcter and could decide which one?


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Old 07-06-2010, 04:34 AM   #643
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What if I wasn't that sick ****in' bastard from cowboy bebop and was Quickman instead?


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Old 07-06-2010, 11:04 AM   #644
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You'd probably be someone else.

What if Dr. Breen ended up on the receiving end of the HAAAAAX! attacks?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 07-06-2010, 12:53 PM   #645
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:15 PM   #646
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Depends where in thei relationship they are.


What if Vice City had a sequel?


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Old 07-06-2010, 05:30 PM   #647
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It'd probably suffer from sequelitis.

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Depends where in their relationship they are.
And on what they're doing at the time.


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Old 07-06-2010, 08:31 PM   #648
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I'd feel terrible, just teeeeerrrible.................then I'd take pictures and sell them to the Inquirer. Because you know...."Inquiring minds want to know".









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Old 07-06-2010, 08:38 PM   #649
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:26 PM   #650
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It would probably be just as successful as the first one.

What if Heath Ledger had been Capt Jack instead of Johnny Depp?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 07-06-2010, 10:27 PM   #651
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:37 PM   #652
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He'd have played the disappearing pencil trick on Jar Jar....w/a lightsaber.

What if Capt Kirk was actually the Emperor.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-07-2010, 08:59 AM   #653
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:55 PM   #654
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.......then I'd probably have a freak'in heart attack.









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Old 07-07-2010, 05:20 PM   #655
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They are in some places but I don't think they are exactly desirable. For many reasons I'll not list here.


What if your gas and plumbing was all out of service even though you paid for it?


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Old 07-07-2010, 06:18 PM   #656
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I'll hax it to make it work


what if i haxed it?




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I wish I had some Combustable Lemons.

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Granted, but you accidently get blown up with that lemony smell and the
Pine-Sol woman appears out of nowhere and says: "That's the power of Pine-Sol, baby. "
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Old 07-07-2010, 07:49 PM   #657
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You'd probably have had to pay GTA a franchise fee first.

What if the HAAAAAX! all dried up?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 07-07-2010, 08:30 PM   #658
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GTA would be out of a job


what if the world and your existence (yes even you GTA) was one HAX made by God?




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Old 07-07-2010, 09:00 PM   #659
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Then I'd drop the admin security thing and just be a complete jerk. And watch my rodent pr0n.

What if you sucked at the internet?


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Old 07-17-2010, 06:22 AM   #660
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Then the internet police would probably come and pimp slap me into oblivion and take my computer away. Damn those internet police guys!









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Old 07-17-2010, 12:01 PM   #661
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Old 07-17-2010, 04:02 PM   #662
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Then we, the people who post on the Forum Games, would have one less thread to look at.

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Old 07-17-2010, 04:04 PM   #663
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Then Delta 38 would be a cover for Kyle Katarn.

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Old 07-17-2010, 05:50 PM   #664
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Then you would use old spice.


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Old 07-17-2010, 07:34 PM   #665
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Then more people would use it.


What if you played a piano with your head?


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Old 07-19-2010, 12:26 AM   #666
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You'd belong in the travelling freak show or on some dumb tv videos program.

What if the sky were red instead of blue?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 07-19-2010, 04:48 PM   #667
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Our atmosphere could not sustain life.

What if the princess really is just some dumb ditzy hoebag and Mario is wasting his time?


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Old 07-19-2010, 05:33 PM   #668
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Then Luigi would finally get the Girl

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Old 07-20-2010, 10:21 PM   #669
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Kraytos would ref the fight.

What if Pete Stark started mouthing off to your family?


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What would happen if Dr. Wily successfully conquered the world in the year 20xx?


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Old 07-21-2010, 07:40 PM   #671
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He'd be foolish enough to make a Betrayal Man, and thus his reign would be short lived, then the world would fall into chaos once again.

What if Dr Wily never dies?


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Then Mega Man would have job security.







What if Pete Stark never dies and he eventually becomes the next president?
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Then I guess I know what that demolition hammer I just bought from harbor freight will be used for. I HATE that guy--nutless gutless pigeon toed insecure barn born coward behind a desk and security, there is NO reason to be that rude and nasty unless you're a bounty hunter. He is not.

What if people in Kavar's and Ahto, who have no discernible Native American ancestry, would quit coddling and patronizing us regardless if they are "only trying to be of service" (STFU, you speak noether FOR nor WITH Native Americans). I mean everyone, not just youthful ignorance which I am willing to give a pass on once and forgive, but all those people talking about it 'cuz that ****ing pissed me off.


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I got an old prized Elk horn knife that I break out and use to pick my teeth with, when people talk s**t like that to me in real life. They seem to shut the **** up....reeeeal quick. (And while I'm doing that I usually say: "Really, REALLY.....hmmmm......are you sure?")






What if I was to pick my teeth with an Arkansas toothpick instead?



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That would be fine.

What if all the mothers that wore different colors of lipstick every day, of the people I didn't like, would quit wearing all that lipstick and finally stop giving my male dog "special attention"?


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Well....then their attention might shift onto you my friend.

(I say...RUN GODDAMIT! RUN!)





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You'd be literally living out an old saying.

What if Luke and Palpatine started dissing each others' mammas?
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What would happen if Obama and George Bush got in a yo mama fight?


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We'd watch with fervor, then all of us facepalm at the ad nauseum news commentary afterwards.

Man I leave for about 2 months and take a peek, this thread don't move much.


What if smoking crack was smoking crap instead?


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It'd be a lot less popular.

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