The What if game

[Darth Avlectus]

Someone would probably have used GMOD, and included both yours truly and BasBoSchitt productions from youtube along with whoever else was interested in making the game.


What if Mick Foley was your coach?

[Totenkopf]

Before, during or after his sock puppet period?

What if you were a cartoon charahcter and could decide which one?

[Darth Avlectus]

What if I wasn't that sick ****in' bastard from cowboy bebop and was Quickman instead?

[Totenkopf]

You'd probably be someone else.

What if Dr. Breen ended up on the receiving end of the HAAAAAX! attacks?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would cry, but he would be silent at it

What if Revan puked on Bastila

[Darth Avlectus]

Depends where in thei relationship they are.


What if Vice City had a sequel?

[Totenkopf]

It'd probably suffer from sequelitis.

What if George Lucas read a flame-bait email from you and then committed suicide?

Depends where in their relationship they are.

And on what they're doing at the time.

[purifier]

I'd feel terrible, just teeeeerrrible.................then I'd take pictures and sell them to the Inquirer. Because you know...."Inquiring minds want to know".









What if Gravity Cat was finally amused?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would not have such a sad life

What if they did a remake of Plan 9 From Outer Space?

[Totenkopf]

It would probably be just as successful as the first one.

What if Heath Ledger had been Capt Jack instead of Johnny Depp?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would say "Why so serious commodore!" and then carve out his face

What if Heath Ledger played Qui Gon Jinn in episode 1?

[Totenkopf]

He'd have played the disappearing pencil trick on Jar Jar....w/a lightsaber.

What if Capt Kirk was actually the Emperor.

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then he would say, "Space, is not the final frontier, these are the voyages of the starship Executer as it enforces rule of my domain, and terror on everybody within the Empire!"

What purifier actually had a girlfriend

[purifier]

.......then I'd probably have a freak'in heart attack.









What if girlfriends were easy to come by?

[Darth Avlectus]

They are in some places but I don't think they are exactly desirable. For many reasons I'll not list here.


What if your gas and plumbing was all out of service even though you paid for it?

[HockeyGoalie35]

I'll hax it to make it work


what if i haxed it?

[Totenkopf]

You'd probably have had to pay GTA a franchise fee first.

What if the HAAAAAX! all dried up?

[HockeyGoalie35]

GTA would be out of a job


what if the world and your existence (yes even you GTA) was one HAX made by God?

[Darth Avlectus]

Then I'd drop the admin security thing and just be a complete jerk. And watch my rodent pr0n.

What if you sucked at the internet?

[purifier]

Then the internet police would probably come and pimp slap me into oblivion and take my computer away. Damn those internet police guys!









What if you had a chance to make it out with Julie from Heavy Metal, FAKK2?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then stuff that i shouldn't stay here is inevitable

What if the what if game sucks

[Gamma097]

Then we, the people who post on the Forum Games, would have one less thread to look at.

What if I could play Republic Commando and Jedi Outcast at the same time?

[Alkonium]

Then Delta 38 would be a cover for Kyle Katarn.

What if I was The Man Your Man Could Smell Like?

[Te Darasuum Mandalor]

Then you would use old spice.


What if old spice accually smelled good.

[Darth Avlectus]

Then more people would use it.


What if you played a piano with your head?

[Totenkopf]

You'd belong in the travelling freak show or on some dumb tv videos program.

What if the sky were red instead of blue?

[Darth Avlectus]

Our atmosphere could not sustain life.

What if the princess really is just some dumb ditzy hoebag and Mario is wasting his time?

[Holty1-5]

Then Luigi would finally get the Girl

What if Mario and Yoshi had a street fight with Godzilla?

[Darth Avlectus]

Kraytos would ref the fight.

What if Pete Stark started mouthing off to your family?

[topshot]

Have tape recorder and internet. Will use if necessary.

What would happen if Dr. Wily successfully conquered the world in the year 20xx?

[Darth Avlectus]

He'd be foolish enough to make a Betrayal Man, and thus his reign would be short lived, then the world would fall into chaos once again.

What if Dr Wily never dies?

[purifier]

Then Mega Man would have job security.







What if Pete Stark never dies and he eventually becomes the next president?
(*purifier prepares for a slinging monkey doody apocalypse*)

[Darth Avlectus]

Then I guess I know what that demolition hammer I just bought from harbor freight will be used for. I HATE that guy--nutless gutless pigeon toed insecure barn born coward behind a desk and security, there is NO reason to be that rude and nasty unless you're a bounty hunter. He is not.

What if people in Kavar's and Ahto, who have no discernible Native American ancestry, would quit coddling and patronizing us regardless if they are "only trying to be of service" (STFU, you speak noether FOR nor WITH Native Americans). I mean everyone, not just youthful ignorance which I am willing to give a pass on once and forgive, but all those people talking about it 'cuz that ****ing pissed me off.

[purifier]

I got an old prized Elk horn knife that I break out and use to pick my teeth with, when people talk s**t like that to me in real life. They seem to shut the **** up....reeeeal quick. (And while I'm doing that I usually say: "Really, REALLY.....hmmmm......are you sure?")






What if I was to pick my teeth with an Arkansas toothpick instead?

[Darth Avlectus]

That would be fine.

What if all the mothers that wore different colors of lipstick every day, of the people I didn't like, would quit wearing all that lipstick and finally stop giving my male dog "special attention"?

[purifier]

Well....then their attention might shift onto you my friend.

(I say...RUN GODDAMIT! RUN!)





What if I was to continually beat a dead horse?

[Darth Avlectus]

You'd be literally living out an old saying.

What if Luke and Palpatine started dissing each others' mammas?

[topshot]

YouTube Video

What would happen if Obama and George Bush got in a yo mama fight?

[Darth Avlectus]

We'd watch with fervor, then all of us facepalm at the ad nauseum news commentary afterwards.

Man I leave for about 2 months and take a peek, this thread don't move much.


What if smoking crack was smoking crap instead?

[Alkonium]

It'd be a lot less popular.

What if everything caught fire and exploded in the microwave?