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Old 10-07-2010, 09:33 PM   #681
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I'd be jealous because I didn't ignite it first.

What if I were actually Heat Man?


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Old 10-09-2010, 04:14 PM   #682
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Old 10-19-2010, 01:17 AM   #683
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I do that when I play. (Get your mind out of the gutter --that's reserved for special specimens )

What if I was "a-chargin' mah lazer!!!!11!!!!!11!!1!!!"?


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Old 10-19-2010, 08:40 AM   #684
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I'd get out of here before you SHOOP DA WHOOP.

What if everything suggested in this thread all happened at once?

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Old 10-19-2010, 08:49 PM   #685
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Then this thread would go <beeepbeepbeep> WTF?!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!Muhahahahahaaaahahahaaaaa!


What if I was actually the evil female clone because I murdered the original GTA?


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Old 10-19-2010, 11:11 PM   #686
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I'd still make creepy passes at you.

What if I was actually your split personality?

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Old 10-19-2010, 11:52 PM   #687
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Then that would mean you're all just in my head. I don't reckon it's a very hospitable place for anyone.

What if Nintendo continues to botch all its other work like they just did to metroid with Other M?


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Old 04-23-2011, 01:39 PM   #688
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I thought they already did.







What if aliens came down and pimpslapped my ass for saying "What if?"

Me: Ooo LOOK! Their REAL!

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Old 04-23-2011, 01:43 PM   #689
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We'd probably all get it too.

What if Syfy really was out to infect everyone with Brain Syphilis, whatever that is?

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Old 04-23-2011, 06:55 PM   #690
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*spitswords* Pu lag-a-gag da blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[translation] You were saying.






What if the moon was really made of chesse?


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Old 04-24-2011, 12:44 AM   #691
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Giant space rats would be finishing it up as we speak....so to speak.

What if LF was just a giant nightmare?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-27-2011, 06:11 PM   #692
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I thought is was....to the Admin.







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Old 04-27-2011, 06:19 PM   #693
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Sit down for 5 seconds. That always works

What would you do if you were given a choice : listen to My Jeans by Jenna Rose for the rest of our life or eaten alive?

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Old 04-28-2011, 11:32 PM   #694
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What'ya talking about? You listen to that song long enough and you will be eaten alive. Really no choice there man.







What if Sasquatch was recruited by the WWE to wrestle?


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Old 04-29-2011, 01:21 AM   #695
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And that would be any different how?

What if the great black void is actually someone taking a whiz off the side of the bridge into the water below?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 04-29-2011, 08:49 AM   #696
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Sounds about right, could be God.







What if Donald (my hair will be Vice President) Trump did become President?


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Old 05-24-2011, 12:52 AM   #697
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Nothing much would come of it. Politics is kinda sour to me right now anyways.

What if the rapture had actually happened on may 21st?


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Old 05-24-2011, 08:15 AM   #698
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Then I would still be talking on these forums.

What if you were raptured, then found out that heaven is just a sewer?
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Old 05-25-2011, 11:43 PM   #699
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I'd start doing what I do best, finding things to break.

What if there was a star wars beavis and butthead?


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Old 05-26-2011, 04:43 AM   #700
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There'd be a lot of lightsaber-dildo jokes.....in the film, not just by the fans.

What if porn had been more mainstream and it had been called Star Whores instead?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 05-26-2011, 05:17 AM   #701
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Ummmm.........................That would not be such far fetched thing. It may actually be a reality, in fact.

What if Vince McMahon, donning the ECW title, actually had the balls to try ECW in its original context, and not in this watered down remake in his image?


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Old 12-04-2011, 03:42 PM   #702
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Then his opponents would die.

What if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had a photorealistic animation style?

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Old 12-04-2011, 04:08 PM   #703
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ChAinz would be positively orgasmic.

What if all bronies had to wear a patch declaring their obsession?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 12-07-2011, 04:04 PM   #704
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The doctors whooves would each have a magic pony incarnation.

What if karaoke night was all about embarrassing yourself?


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Old 12-11-2011, 11:56 AM   #705
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It... isn't?

What if every nation were given exactly one nuke?


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Old 12-11-2011, 12:59 PM   #706
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The smart ones would reverse engineer it and then mass produce enough to have a big arsenal while the others would try to buy from them. Pretty much the status quo.

What if every nation were allowed to possess only one nuke.....and that rule was strictly enforced by aliens.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 12-11-2011, 01:26 PM   #707
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One's bad enough as it is.

What if nukes were replaced with warheads packed with butter-knives?

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Old 12-13-2011, 08:21 PM   #708
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Well then, I guess you'd get a nice spread on any available butter upon impact/detonation.




What if our planet was like a round 3-D Rubix cube, would that mean our problems would be easily solved?


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Old 12-13-2011, 11:27 PM   #709
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^^^ Ummm..........................


What if we're all just the jackass crew and we don't know it yet?


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Old 12-15-2011, 10:38 PM   #710
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I'm pretty sure if I was Bam Margera, I'd know.

What if we're actually the Ancients from Stargate, and it's all a multi-million year time-space loop?

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Old 12-16-2011, 02:23 AM   #711
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It just means were not Cylons.

What if the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything isn't 42?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 12-16-2011, 08:25 PM   #712
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Then we really are no further away from the answers than we ever were.

What if tonight was the perfect night to do drive by shoutings of idiocy and all manner of obscenity?


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Old 12-26-2011, 09:22 AM   #713
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Sounds like a good time.

What if you found yourself in a parallel universe, which was exactly the same as this one, except everyone's gender was reversed?

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Old 12-26-2011, 11:36 AM   #714
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Hope that you're not a narcicist, b/c you might end up falling in love w/"yourself".

What if you got only 3 extra seconds of cooperation from your robots instead of 6?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 12-30-2011, 07:36 PM   #715
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It would be time to go on an extermination raid.

What if saber doesn't understand my new forum game is based off of a similar sort of game played in 4chan from time to time and all of the maniacal perverted hilarious antics that ensue with each time?


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Old 12-30-2011, 08:17 PM   #716
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Probably best that he doesn't. You know the reputation that place has.

What if there was such a thing as an Arsonist's Licence?

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Old 12-31-2011, 02:10 AM   #717
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That'd be pretty hot.

What if Alk's internets # actually decreased w/every click?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 12-31-2011, 04:37 PM   #718
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In a opposite universe on a opposite Earth it does.







What if a black hole tryed to suck in another black hole, would they get stuck at a certain point and cease to be black holes?


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Old 01-01-2012, 09:36 PM   #719
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They'd be holy together.

What if Alk's odd genderswp fantasy came true for himself, err herself....itself?


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Old 01-01-2012, 10:00 PM   #720
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Seriously, meeting a female me from a parallel universe would be awkward on levels I didn't know existed, regardless of what we might do or not do.

What if Geddy Lee were to appear on Epic Meal Time?

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