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Old 03-12-2012, 01:03 AM   #761
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Then the universe would have a handle for flushing.

What if your political enemies got their hands stuck inside a snowblower chute and you could have a "point and laugh" session at their expense?


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Old 04-04-2012, 12:22 AM   #762
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Then I would sell tickets as well.






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Old 04-04-2012, 03:43 AM   #763
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Wouldn't put it past the government to make a law like that.


What if I never help another distressed law enforcement agent again?


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Old 04-07-2012, 06:34 PM   #764
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Well you can only help those who help themselves, I always say.




What if I got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles, can I do something about that damn fever other than eating a Pringles? (medically speaking)


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Old 04-07-2012, 07:23 PM   #765
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Methadone might work.

What if NASA announced that they were going to try to burn down the sun?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-07-2012, 11:56 PM   #766
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Check to see if they need to be put on methadone too.

What if you killed yourself?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 04-08-2012, 12:55 AM   #767
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Would depend how I killed myself. If I could I'd haunt people as a ghost.

What if you had a sister who was like ......miss pink hair?


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Old 04-08-2012, 05:25 PM   #768
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Well I'd put her on street to make money, because she can obviously handle herself. (Bet she could pimp slap a guy out of his clothes.)






What if there was actual women like "miss pink hair" working the streets, would ya take your chances hookin' up with her?


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Old 04-09-2012, 12:13 AM   #769
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No, because she'd still have an STD or something. Besides, she's underaged until the later series (then she's of consenting age in Canada and some states in America). U perv.


What if purifier got an STD from a CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas?
*(whom I can assure you is of legal age to consent)


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Old 04-09-2012, 12:48 AM   #770
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Well I already have Subscriber Trunk Dialing, but if she throws in International Subscriber Dialing then she's got a deal!






What if a "CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas" pimp slapped D.A. so hard he caved into his body?


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Old 04-09-2012, 01:15 AM   #771
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I'd just simply warp out and warp back inas her hand moved through the space where I was. Then I blow an air horn in her face so she falls over on you.

What if Tourettes Guy mowed purifier's lawn?


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Old 04-09-2012, 04:51 AM   #772
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He'd probably get his foot caught in the blades and you'd hear nothing but screeching curses till he bled to death.

What if Tourettes Guy said "what" to Mace Winnfield?


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Old 04-09-2012, 05:59 AM   #773
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He'd probably just knock Tourettes guy out with a force shove or something like that.


What if I had my own TOR guild?


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Old 04-09-2012, 09:25 PM   #774
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Sounds like a plan to me, go for it!



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Old 04-10-2012, 03:11 AM   #775
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I'd be looking for trouble instead.......I heard she's a lot more fun.

What if she were pointing the gun at you?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-10-2012, 04:01 AM   #776
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I'd haft show her who's boss and point both my guns at her, turning it into a triple Mexican standoff, then make her choose.




What if she was gunning for Tourettes guy, do you think he could get off one fowl word before she capped him? Maybe something along the lines of: OH S**T!


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Old 04-20-2012, 03:55 AM   #777
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Apparently.

What if Tourettes guy tried to give Lana a footrub?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-20-2012, 04:09 PM   #778
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I don't know who Lana is, but I'm pretty sure Tourettes Guy giving anyone a foot rub will end in serious injury.

What if I knew who Lana was?


Let's kill ourselves.
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Old 04-20-2012, 05:54 PM   #779
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Then you would know Lana Kane is a character from the animated series Archer on FX. Plus I wouldn't be drooling now, over this picture I found and posted, that I can't seem to keep my friggin' eyes off.






What if Tourettes guy tried to give Archer a footrub?


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Old 04-24-2012, 03:28 AM   #780
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Wouldn't happen.

What if totenkopf and purifier had listened to reason and not gotten their asses beat by Tourettes guy's 'tard strength'?


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Old 04-25-2012, 02:46 AM   #781
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Then DA would have suffered the beating alone.

What if Ezekiel ran out of "GREAT ANGER and FURIOUS VENGEANCE"?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 04-25-2012, 02:53 AM   #782
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Then we would probably have reached an age of great cooperation at liberty and choice as opposed to coercion and dictatorial law; there would be nobody to attempt to poison and destroy his brothers. So long as free will exists, so too does the unfortunate possibility that Ezekiel has become the very evil he fought against.

What if I started a "So, what's your mom doing?" thread in anticipaiton of mother's day?


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Old 04-25-2012, 11:55 PM   #783
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I'd think you were trying to channel Dath.

What if I started a "So, who's your mom doing?" thread for same?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 04-26-2012, 03:41 AM   #784
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I'd like to see where that goes.


What if my next persona was a pic of a rat and the title of rodent pronstar?


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Old 04-27-2012, 06:58 PM   #785
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Sounds cheesy...but I think it suits you just fine.





What if DA's persona was a pic of green cheese with the title of "Head Cheese"?


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Old 04-27-2012, 09:49 PM   #786
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Meh, doesn't really suit me but I suppose if I am running short of ideas, this is thanks.


What if Capcom re-released megaman 3 with this for the Game over fanfare?


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Old 06-08-2012, 09:10 PM   #787
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Not much would really change.

What if after overthrowing the Targaryens, Robert Baratheon instead destroyed the Iron Throne, and declared himself the first Storm King in 283 years?

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Old 06-15-2012, 01:04 AM   #788
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Then the story would go in a different direction.

What if you cast a dead man's vote b/c his name hadn't been purged from the roles yet?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 06-15-2012, 08:47 AM   #789
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You mean we can't do that already?

What if Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome hadn't been cancelled before a single episode could air?

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Old 06-16-2012, 12:21 AM   #790
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It probably would've been cancelled anyway.

What if the original Star Trek had been cancelled after its second season?

^^guess I should've asked if you'd cast that vote anyway, esp if you knew you'd get away with it. Afterall many dead people often vote democrat (think Kennedy in '60 as one of most (in)famous examples).


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Old 06-20-2012, 08:19 PM   #791
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We'd probably have something that sucks in its place. That or SW would be the first spacefare sci-fi with a mass following.

What if there was a castlevania 3 romhack of some story that involved Soul Calibur characters?


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Old 06-01-2014, 07:46 PM   #792
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Then they'd have to be poor approximations, since the engines aren't compatible.

What if this was how Game of Thrones ended?
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Old 06-07-2014, 05:14 PM   #793
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It'd be the most epic ending for teh lulz evar.

What if Final Fantasy games, period, weren't all so damn contrived?


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