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Old 07-30-2009, 12:17 AM   #161
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I'd blare it from a secret location and drive everyone temporarily insane while I took all their worldly possessions.

What if noone ever found out it was me that did it?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 07-30-2009, 12:23 AM   #162
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Impossible: I can be even more obnoxious, so I'd know.

What if someone %^&*'d with big baby sweets' money?


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Old 08-07-2009, 01:35 AM   #163
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Then it'd be very sticky, and noone would want to spend it.

What if GTA:SWcity didn't overestimate his jerkiness?

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Old 08-08-2009, 03:00 AM   #164
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Nothing would really change.

What if Kreai really were Handmaiden's mother...


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 08-08-2009, 03:30 AM   #165
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The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!)

What if Alkonium needed a bath?


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Old 08-08-2009, 04:07 AM   #166
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Then GTA would happily provide that service for him.....personally.

What if all the soap in the world disappeared?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 08-08-2009, 09:54 PM   #167
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Then Totenkopf would happily make some, personally.

What if someone let the dogs out to crap in Totenkopf's yard?


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Old 08-09-2009, 02:04 AM   #168
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Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin.

What if the world blew up because of something stupid you did?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 08-09-2009, 02:12 AM   #169
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We'd all be dead, but at least nobody would know it was me who screwed up.

What if the Old Dancing Man of Six Flags was as large as Godzilla and started doing his dance in the middle of New York while the song played so loud everybody could hear it?


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Old 08-09-2009, 03:59 PM   #170
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I'd bazooka the thing to deat and tell whoever is operating the music to turn it down or at least change the song to something that doesn't suck.

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Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin.
Actually, I pretended to do that so big chuck could sneak in and pour turbo lax in your drink. What I really did, though was use all the dog crap to bake a "chocolate cake" for Barney Frank. Hope you don't mind I used your tupperwear and your fridge...BTW you might wanna check your stuff'd animal collection.


What if Tasmanian devils decided your leg was lunch?


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Old 08-23-2009, 08:41 AM   #171
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My leg would be in a bottomless pit of a stomach.

What if dogs sprouted wings?


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Old 08-23-2009, 11:19 PM   #172
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You wouldn't need to shoot the duck.

What if GTA disappeared?

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Old 08-25-2009, 07:37 PM   #173
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Then TMM would take up the mantle of LF jerk.

What if pruning jobs included pruning the house by felling a tree?


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Old 08-25-2009, 08:00 PM   #174
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Then I would be the best pruner in the world

What if I was suddenly given the command of a large Federation of Countries, and I took complete and utter control of LF? *Beat that weirdness!!*


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If a tree would fall in the woods.....would the other trees laugh at it?
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:09 PM   #175
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I'd go to the Brothers All Forums.

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Old 08-25-2009, 08:14 PM   #176
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Then there would be no reason to let you live...BWAHAHAHAAH!!! *Activates bomb*

Where are the cows?


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Old 08-25-2009, 08:15 PM   #177
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Where the cows go.

What does it mean?

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Old 08-25-2009, 08:19 PM   #178
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It means the cows are attacking your farm,

Who you gonna call!!!!!!??????


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Old 08-25-2009, 08:22 PM   #179
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Yo Mamma!

Who you gonna call????!!!!

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Old 08-25-2009, 08:25 PM   #180
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:28 PM   #181
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I'd drain every supernatural pest from your home for half their price.

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THEEEEEE AAAAALLLLLMMMMMMIIIIIIGHTY BUUUUNGHOOOLIOOOOO!

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Old 08-25-2009, 08:31 PM   #182
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I'd tell you #&%&^(#$!
(I kid, I kid)

What if I told you to tell him to say to her to mail a letter to he who will take over the world...

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Old 08-25-2009, 08:36 PM   #183
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I'd would just as well take over the world b/c that would take about the same amount of time to do it myself.

What if Donkey Kong was in your bath tub?


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Old 08-25-2009, 08:37 PM   #184
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I would get in with him


What if I did a backfilp?


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Old 08-25-2009, 08:40 PM   #185
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I'd congratulate you and tell you you're on your way to becoming a street fighter for Capcom.


What if Lob Dobbs wanted an interview with you?


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Old 08-26-2009, 01:00 AM   #186
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He would either agree with my terms for world domination, or he would suddenly find himself in Siberia. And worse.

What if you parachuted out of a plane and landed in George Bush's house?


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Old 08-29-2009, 03:47 AM   #187
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I'd probably whip out my exploding doodie grenade and make a break for the nearest window. It's just S.O.P. for me.

What if real life applied to SMB and how many times the princesses have been kidnapped?


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Old 08-31-2009, 08:24 AM   #188
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We would all be looking at the wrong castles.

What if you had a dream that told you to sacrifice your only child to the Shrike?


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Old 09-01-2009, 09:41 PM   #189
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I'd deck whoever it was whispering in my ear as I slept. Or toss a boot. Or take that kind of personal intrusion as consent for something really .

What if Cheech and Chong did one more tour together?


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Old 09-01-2009, 10:23 PM   #190
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Then tickets would be impossible to get....we're already a bit late......


What if Chuck Norris took over the world?


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Old 09-01-2009, 11:09 PM   #191
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We'd all be dead from the shear POWAH emanating from him.

What if everything related to "Twilight" disappeared?

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Old 09-06-2009, 02:42 AM   #192
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That would suck.


What if you were hairy like a dog, strong like a gorilla, and you were tall and smelly?


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Old 09-06-2009, 03:41 AM   #193
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I'd be Chewbacca's brother in-law.

What if the sasquatch was standing in front of you?

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Old 09-06-2009, 03:28 PM   #194
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He'd pobably look like you, but be powerful instead of pitiful.

What if the soda tax went up to 50 cents a bottle?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 09-06-2009, 08:06 PM   #195
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I'd stockpile it before it went to 75.

What if you had a chance to win a million dollars?

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Old 09-06-2009, 08:42 PM   #196
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Then I'd do whatever possible to win the money.

What would happen if the Earth got invaded by aliens?


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Old 09-06-2009, 09:49 PM   #197
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I'd do the thing that rednecks do about aliens.

What if Ping's name got changed to ing.

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Old 09-06-2009, 10:03 PM   #198
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You'd probably P yourself.

What if the Cookie Monster were real?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:14 PM   #199
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You mean he isn't?





What if emoticons flashed above peoples heads to display emotion.

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Old 09-07-2009, 12:18 AM   #200
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That'd make life so much easier...

What if I shot myself in the foot and blamed the gun control laws?


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