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Old 09-10-2009, 02:00 AM   #241
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The universe would explode.

What if Chuck Norris decided that CQ was his worst enemy?

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:06 AM   #242
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Then we would be evenly matched Well, maybe not, only if he shaved the beard

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:10 AM   #243
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You mean he isn't?

What if Chuck and Bob dueled at the dawn of time?


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Old 09-10-2009, 02:12 AM   #244
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We wouldn't exist.

What if Bob decided that he hated your face?

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:14 AM   #245
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He'd probably give me an unbearable punishment....he'd make me look like you.

What if Bob AND Chuck hated you?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:15 AM   #246
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I'd turn them against each other with my mir'sheb remarks.

What if Bob insulted your mother?

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:17 AM   #247
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Then Chuck would insult yours.

What if Bob and Chuck decided to leave the universe to it's own devices?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:22 AM   #248
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Nothing would happen.

What if Bob and chuck had never existed?

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:24 AM   #249
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*emergency broadcast* This is all just an illusion *end*

What if you were a horse's arse?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:27 AM   #250
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I'd kick you repeatedly.

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:40 AM   #251
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We'd be two of a kind.

What if I decided not to what if?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:41 AM   #252
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I'd manipulate the admins to have you perma-banned.

What if this were empty?
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:44 AM   #253
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You'd be right at home.

What if your email bride were actually a hobbit?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

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Old 09-10-2009, 02:45 AM   #254
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I'd send you back.

What if you had actually typed the smiley correctly.
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:51 AM   #255
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You wouldn't have had a chance to be so small minded.

What if you fell asleep at your computer and didn't wake up?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:53 AM   #256
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I'd become one with the Interwebz!

What if I invaded your comp as a virus?
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:58 AM   #257
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I'd incinerate you by reformatting my drive.

What if no one loved you anymore?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:06 AM   #258
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I'd have a reason to take a dump from a high place.

What if Chev joined the games?


That's right, Bixby Snyder folks.
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Old 09-10-2009, 03:07 AM   #259
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Things would be alot more fun.

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Old 09-10-2009, 03:10 AM   #260
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No sweat off my balls.

What if you failed Bob?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 09-10-2009, 09:56 PM   #261
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Bob would have a mental breakdown.


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Old 09-10-2009, 11:17 PM   #262
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You'd regret it.

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Old 09-10-2009, 11:49 PM   #263
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Shoooot boy, what tha' hell u talking about, we already have by-god. Yeeeehaaa!



What if ya had to bend over and reach to kiss your own a$$ goodbye.


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Old 09-11-2009, 01:02 AM   #264
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By being able to reach all the way around to kiss my own @$$, I'd probably open up a worm hole.

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Old 09-11-2009, 01:17 AM   #265
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Meh, did all the time in the Army, nothing new there. (They never busted a move on me though.)


What if ya could spin your head around like in "The Exorcist"?


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Old 09-11-2009, 01:19 AM   #266
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I'd do it to scare that one annoying kid.>_>

What if you could fly like Peter Pan?

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Old 09-11-2009, 01:24 AM   #267
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I can.


What if you could wear your ass for a hat?


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Old 09-11-2009, 04:59 AM   #268
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It would make me an "asshat" like the ones Toni Cippriatti calls people in GTA:Liberty City Stories. Not too hard to do: make a molding of your ass and then make it wearable. Presto, you're wearing your own ass as a hat.

What if You had such potent barf that it would melt through the toughest materials?


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Old 09-11-2009, 05:13 AM   #269
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I do.

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Gimme a cape, costume, and mask...I'm going superheroing!

What if TMM, Chev, CQ, GTA SWcity, and I got superpowers and decided to take over the world?
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Old 09-11-2009, 02:08 PM   #271
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Then I would become rightful Emperor of the World, and you would all be my minions

What if this happened?


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I would rebel and throw you to the peasants.

What if it didn't?

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It hasn't, but you and I need to keep an eye on them, just -in -case.


What if Star Wars was never invented and all we had was SpaceBalls?


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Old 09-11-2009, 05:46 PM   #274
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Don't even say that!

What if Spaceballs was Star Wars G-canon?

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Old 09-11-2009, 07:55 PM   #275
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Then the Schwartz has abandonned us.

What if Barf! were your best friend?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

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Old 09-11-2009, 10:31 PM   #276
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That would make me LoneStar.

What if you were a sociopathic sociologist politician with an axe to grind?


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Old 09-12-2009, 12:08 AM   #277
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I am- erm, I mean uh... Nothing.

What if Racoon River was filled with rabid raccoons?

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Old 09-12-2009, 12:38 AM   #278
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Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!

what if racoon river was filled with crash landed greenies?


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Old 09-12-2009, 12:59 AM   #279
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Quarantine time, with exterminations to follow. Let's giddy'up an' go get them thar critters with our shotguns!

What if time stopped?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

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Old 09-12-2009, 01:14 AM   #280
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It would be like that adam sandler movie b/c you're an uncreative womanizer. --And no, you don't hold the remote...Adam Sandler does.

What if you needed to juice the caboose?


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