The What if game - Page 8

Totenkopf · 09-12-2009, 12:17 AM

Whose caboose?

What if someone juiced your caboose?

Darth Avlectus · 09-12-2009, 12:42 AM

That would be me doing it to myself jackass style to save me embarassement and cost of going to the doctor.

What if Lloyd and Harry were actually real?

Totenkopf · 09-12-2009, 01:43 AM

We'd all be dumber for it.

What if Chuick Norris f***ed w/BBS's $$?

purifier · 09-12-2009, 02:19 AM

Then Bruce Lee would come along and f*** with his.

What if you got a$$raped by a Sasquatch while you were hunting in the woods one day?

Lol.You know...somewhere out there is and old man who's saying: "I tell you it happened dag-nammit!"

Totenkopf · 09-12-2009, 11:24 AM

Well, the "rapee" would probably be Ned Beaty then.

(deuling "banjos")

What if Star Wars had no lightsabers?

Trench · 09-12-2009, 01:37 PM

[Scenario]What's Star Wars?[/Scenario]

What if the Forums games were moved to Holowan Labs?

purifier · 09-12-2009, 01:55 PM

Then nobody would talk about modding and we all would be in trouble then.

What if there was no LucasForums to post on at all?

Alkonium · 09-12-2009, 02:59 PM

We'd post somewhere else.

What if everyone else on the forum is just an Artificial Intelligence, and you're the only real person?

purifier · 09-12-2009, 03:26 PM

Sounds like something out of "The Matrix." Ah, Waaait - a - minute?!?!?

..............Naaaw...couldn't be.

What if everyone really had a Star Wars droid?

Darth Avlectus · 09-12-2009, 05:40 PM

Knowing my luck, since I do not get along with the personalities of upright droids, I would end up inheriting a dump load of assassin droids whom I'd argue with and fight with all the time.

What if Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman got in a catfight?

Alkonium · 09-12-2009, 10:14 PM

Considering the age difference, it wouldn't be that hot.

What if Billie Piper and Freema Agyeman got in a catfight?

purifier · 09-12-2009, 10:58 PM

Hmmm, and if they were all slicked up in baby oil too, yeah I'd watch it or join in; whichever the case maybe. (Oh, and that would definitly be hot.)

What if you were kidnapped by bootysnatcher aliens? (Your going to remove WHAT?)

Alkonium · 09-12-2009, 11:39 PM

I'd snatch theirs first.

What if Han Solo was more like Captain Jack Harkness?

purifier · 09-13-2009, 12:17 AM

Well then, I guess poor Leia wouldn't have been scoundreled, and it would have been Luke instead.

(Capt. Jack: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
(Luke: I happen to like nice men.)
(Capt. Jack: *moves in closer* I'm a nice man.
(Luke: No you're not. You're-)

Yeah, you know what comes after that.

What if Obi-Wan was like that old crippled dude who has a secret crush on Chris Griffin in Family Guy?

Alkonium · 09-13-2009, 10:27 PM

Statutory rape charges for all!

What if Jabba the Hutt was more like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs?

Darth Avlectus · 09-13-2009, 10:51 PM

He'd be dead by now of some other reason...probably old age and green fir... :\

What if there were a 3 way tag team BYW hardcore match between Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn, Beavis & Butt-Head, Cheech & Chong?

purifier · 09-13-2009, 11:06 PM

It would be the most mystifing, electrifying, gratifying, aahh....youcannotbeseriousfying, sports entertainment match in history. Not to mention comical. Yeah, I'd watch it.

What if Dot Matrix (the droid) from Spaceballs was as hot as Trinty in The Matrix.

Totenkopf · 09-13-2009, 11:52 PM

She'd still sound like Joan Rivers.

What if Hellraiser got loose in the Matrix.

purifier · 09-14-2009, 12:13 AM

Then they would call it Dominatrix, and Trinty would be Pinhead.

(Oh, that's bad - really bad.)

What if Trinty was a Dominatrix? (But as herself, not Pinhead.)

Darth Avlectus · 09-14-2009, 12:16 AM

I thought she already was...=\

What if you hired the 2 genetic fathers of beavis and butthead as your roadies?

purifier · 09-14-2009, 12:51 AM

Then Motley Crue would be the better for it, and I'd probably have a serious problem.

What if you hired Harry and Lloyd as your roadias?

Darth Avlectus · 09-14-2009, 01:37 AM

I'd have to have fairly moderate weighing stuff that is not fragile. >=^}

What if bruce lee faced mace windu? (Hint: trick question, only those would get it who have read about Vaapad AND seen brucie's early videos with slow 30fps cameras)

Totenkopf · 09-14-2009, 01:53 AM

I think Mace's name would change to grasshopper.

What if Red Foreman stuck his foot up your arse.

Ping · 09-14-2009, 09:00 PM

Then I'd be in alot of pain.

What if there was a tv show where James Bond, Max Smart, Jacques Clouseau, and Sherlock Holmes all teamed up?

Alkonium · 09-14-2009, 09:09 PM

It'd be best show ever, if the Doctor was also in it.

What if I Can't Believe It's Butter were real?

Darth Avlectus · 09-14-2009, 11:48 PM

You mean like that butter substitute made from cooking grease? Meh, cheap smelly lubricant one way or the other. Great stuff.

What if Coach Buzzcut were a republic soldier?

Totenkopf · 09-15-2009, 03:57 AM

The sith would have to start wearing industrial strength cups.

What if B & B showed up on Family Guy?

Astrotoy7 · 09-15-2009, 12:15 PM

They would be supplanting existing Scenes of Bed & Breakfast are already depicted on Family Guy

What if many thousands of Racoons decided to destroy the Hadron Collider?

mtfbwya

Trench · 09-15-2009, 02:51 PM

They'd call in us rednecks to git 'er dun!

What if Rednecks tried to take over Canada?

Totenkopf · 09-15-2009, 03:28 PM

They'd probably win by sheer numbers.

What if Australia pulled an Atlantis and just diappeared?

M@RS · 09-15-2009, 08:03 PM

They'd really be the country down under. xD

What if water was poisonous?

Trench · 09-15-2009, 08:55 PM

End of the world in: 5... 4... 3... 2...

What if water was as corrosive as molecular acid?

Ping · 09-16-2009, 08:55 PM

Then the water would eat away at Earth's surface until it got to the core.

What if someone actually read my topics?

Darth Avlectus · 09-16-2009, 09:03 PM

Then we'd all be up on your reviews of sherlock vs jack, and also be RPing with you on your latest RP situation of resistance vs yuuzhan vong.

What if you were part white American and part chinese like tommy chong, and had a mexican friend named cheech?

Ping · 09-16-2009, 09:16 PM

I'd be laughing at my own jokes (and I also fit the half white and half Chinese descrpition, too

)

What if I was actually funny?

Trench · 09-16-2009, 09:17 PM

Ha! That made me laugh!

What if my jokes made sense?

Ping · 09-16-2009, 09:20 PM

We'd be rolling on the floor laughing

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What if I could actually read Mando'a?

Darth Avlectus · 09-16-2009, 09:56 PM

Then you might be a mandalorian...otherwise you'd be an assassin droid...

What if Arizona beverages went out of business (God let's hope not!)?

purifier · 09-16-2009, 11:00 PM

DOOON'T SAY THAT for the motherlovin'.....

...of it all, my day sucks enough without having to think about something like that, for godsakes!

*Ahem* Moving along....

What if you had X-Ray vision and you could see through clothes?

Darth Avlectus · 09-16-2009, 11:17 PM

If your vision went into the X-ray frequency, unfortunately, you'd also see right through the tissues at glances, and it would take quite a while for the other details to come into focus. Sorry, no peep shows.

What if you were building a 10 Watt continuous wave output CO2 laser?