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Old 09-12-2009, 12:17 AM   #281
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Whose caboose?

What if someone juiced your caboose?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-12-2009, 12:42 AM   #282
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That would be me doing it to myself jackass style to save me embarassement and cost of going to the doctor.

What if Lloyd and Harry were actually real?


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Old 09-12-2009, 01:43 AM   #283
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We'd all be dumber for it.

What if Chuick Norris f***ed w/BBS's $$?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-12-2009, 02:19 AM   #284
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Then Bruce Lee would come along and f*** with his.



What if you got a$$raped by a Sasquatch while you were hunting in the woods one day?



Lol.You know...somewhere out there is and old man who's saying: "I tell you it happened dag-nammit!"


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Old 09-12-2009, 11:24 AM   #285
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Well, the "rapee" would probably be Ned Beaty then. (deuling "banjos")

What if Star Wars had no lightsabers?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-12-2009, 01:37 PM   #286
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[Scenario]What's Star Wars?[/Scenario]

What if the Forums games were moved to Holowan Labs?

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Old 09-12-2009, 01:55 PM   #287
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Then nobody would talk about modding and we all would be in trouble then.


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Old 09-12-2009, 02:59 PM   #288
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We'd post somewhere else.

What if everyone else on the forum is just an Artificial Intelligence, and you're the only real person?

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Old 09-12-2009, 03:26 PM   #289
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Sounds like something out of "The Matrix." Ah, Waaait - a - minute?!?!? ..............Naaaw...couldn't be.



What if everyone really had a Star Wars droid?


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Old 09-12-2009, 05:40 PM   #290
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Knowing my luck, since I do not get along with the personalities of upright droids, I would end up inheriting a dump load of assassin droids whom I'd argue with and fight with all the time.

What if Carrie Fisher and Natalie Portman got in a catfight?


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Old 09-12-2009, 10:14 PM   #291
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Considering the age difference, it wouldn't be that hot.

What if Billie Piper and Freema Agyeman got in a catfight?

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Old 09-12-2009, 10:58 PM   #292
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Hmmm, and if they were all slicked up in baby oil too, yeah I'd watch it or join in; whichever the case maybe. (Oh, and that would definitly be hot.)



What if you were kidnapped by bootysnatcher aliens? (Your going to remove WHAT?)


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Old 09-12-2009, 11:39 PM   #293
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I'd snatch theirs first.

What if Han Solo was more like Captain Jack Harkness?

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Old 09-13-2009, 12:17 AM   #294
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Well then, I guess poor Leia wouldn't have been scoundreled, and it would have been Luke instead.


(Capt. Jack: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
(Luke: I happen to like nice men.)
(Capt. Jack: *moves in closer* I'm a nice man.
(Luke: No you're not. You're-)

Yeah, you know what comes after that.


What if Obi-Wan was like that old crippled dude who has a secret crush on Chris Griffin in Family Guy?


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Old 09-13-2009, 10:27 PM   #295
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Statutory rape charges for all!

What if Jabba the Hutt was more like Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs?

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Old 09-13-2009, 10:51 PM   #296
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He'd be dead by now of some other reason...probably old age and green fir... :\

What if there were a 3 way tag team BYW hardcore match between Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn, Beavis & Butt-Head, Cheech & Chong?


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Old 09-13-2009, 11:06 PM   #297
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It would be the most mystifing, electrifying, gratifying, aahh....youcannotbeseriousfying, sports entertainment match in history. Not to mention comical. Yeah, I'd watch it.



What if Dot Matrix (the droid) from Spaceballs was as hot as Trinty in The Matrix.


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Old 09-13-2009, 11:52 PM   #298
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She'd still sound like Joan Rivers.

What if Hellraiser got loose in the Matrix.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:13 AM   #299
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Then they would call it Dominatrix, and Trinty would be Pinhead.
(Oh, that's bad - really bad.)




What if Trinty was a Dominatrix? (But as herself, not Pinhead.)


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Old 09-14-2009, 12:16 AM   #300
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I thought she already was...=\

What if you hired the 2 genetic fathers of beavis and butthead as your roadies?


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Old 09-14-2009, 12:51 AM   #301
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Then Motley Crue would be the better for it, and I'd probably have a serious problem.


What if you hired Harry and Lloyd as your roadias?


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Old 09-14-2009, 01:37 AM   #302
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I'd have to have fairly moderate weighing stuff that is not fragile. >=^}

What if bruce lee faced mace windu? (Hint: trick question, only those would get it who have read about Vaapad AND seen brucie's early videos with slow 30fps cameras)


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Old 09-14-2009, 01:53 AM   #303
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I think Mace's name would change to grasshopper.

What if Red Foreman stuck his foot up your arse.


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-14-2009, 09:00 PM   #304
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Then I'd be in alot of pain.

What if there was a tv show where James Bond, Max Smart, Jacques Clouseau, and Sherlock Holmes all teamed up?


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Old 09-14-2009, 09:09 PM   #305
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It'd be best show ever, if the Doctor was also in it.

What if I Can't Believe It's Butter were real?

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Old 09-14-2009, 11:48 PM   #306
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You mean like that butter substitute made from cooking grease? Meh, cheap smelly lubricant one way or the other. Great stuff.


What if Coach Buzzcut were a republic soldier?


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Old 09-15-2009, 03:57 AM   #307
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The sith would have to start wearing industrial strength cups.

What if B & B showed up on Family Guy?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-15-2009, 12:15 PM   #308
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They would be supplanting existing Scenes of Bed & Breakfast are already depicted on Family Guy

What if many thousands of Racoons decided to destroy the Hadron Collider?

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Old 09-15-2009, 02:51 PM   #309
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They'd call in us rednecks to git 'er dun!

What if Rednecks tried to take over Canada?

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Old 09-15-2009, 03:28 PM   #310
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They'd probably win by sheer numbers.

What if Australia pulled an Atlantis and just diappeared?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-15-2009, 08:03 PM   #311
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They'd really be the country down under. xD

What if water was poisonous?


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End of the world in: 5... 4... 3... 2...

What if water was as corrosive as molecular acid?

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Then the water would eat away at Earth's surface until it got to the core.

What if someone actually read my topics?


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Old 09-16-2009, 09:03 PM   #314
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Then we'd all be up on your reviews of sherlock vs jack, and also be RPing with you on your latest RP situation of resistance vs yuuzhan vong.


What if you were part white American and part chinese like tommy chong, and had a mexican friend named cheech?


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Old 09-16-2009, 09:16 PM   #315
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I'd be laughing at my own jokes (and I also fit the half white and half Chinese descrpition, too )

What if I was actually funny?


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Ha! That made me laugh!

What if my jokes made sense?

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We'd be rolling on the floor laughing .

What if I could actually read Mando'a?


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Then you might be a mandalorian...otherwise you'd be an assassin droid...


What if Arizona beverages went out of business (God let's hope not!)?


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Old 09-16-2009, 11:00 PM   #319
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DOOON'T SAY THAT for the motherlovin'........of it all, my day sucks enough without having to think about something like that, for godsakes!

*Ahem* Moving along....



What if you had X-Ray vision and you could see through clothes?


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Old 09-16-2009, 11:17 PM   #320
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If your vision went into the X-ray frequency, unfortunately, you'd also see right through the tissues at glances, and it would take quite a while for the other details to come into focus. Sorry, no peep shows.

What if you were building a 10 Watt continuous wave output CO2 laser?


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