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Old 09-17-2009, 12:10 AM   #321
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What! No yottawatts? Hmmm, Then I guess I would have the smallest Death Star in the world to incinerate small things with. Maybe a pebble.




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Old 09-17-2009, 12:35 AM   #322
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I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!

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Old 09-17-2009, 01:31 AM   #323
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He wouldn't be able to all of his cool moves with a beer-belly.

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I'd obliterate mars. Show them Martians a thing 'er two fer abductin mah pa!
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I don't want to get my hopes up, but it's like the planets are aligning or something.
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:36 AM   #324
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Then you'd actually post a what if question.

What if M@RS had posted a what if question?

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Old 09-17-2009, 01:49 AM   #325
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You would have answered it.

What if TMM answers this question?


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Old 09-17-2009, 01:53 AM   #326
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The universe will collapse on itself.

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Then you'd actually post a what if question.

Oops, sorry. xD


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Old 09-17-2009, 01:57 AM   #327
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Then this silly game would finally end.

What if LF couldn't close?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:08 AM   #328
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I'd most likely be the cause.

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Old 09-17-2009, 11:27 AM   #329
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I'd help it.

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Old 09-17-2009, 09:50 PM   #330
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It be interesting to watch ... I think.

What if I knew what he was talking about?

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Old 09-18-2009, 07:29 PM   #331
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Then you would probably know that it's a character who is played by Jump Steady in the movie Big Money Hustlas. Hint, hint.



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Old 09-18-2009, 10:17 PM   #332
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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Would that make Joe dumbass Biden the Emperor?)

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Old 09-19-2009, 02:27 AM   #333
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Then I'd be a "wrecks."

What if Big Baby Sweets made you his bitch?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-20-2009, 08:37 PM   #334
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Then my name would have to be either Big Stank, Li'l Poot, or Miss Fat Titty Kitty.

What if Ozzy was the bad guy of castlevania?


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Old 09-20-2009, 09:36 PM   #335
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Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?

What if Ozzie were king of the world?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-21-2009, 11:26 PM   #336
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I really couldn't picture that happening I'm afraid.

What if I stopped making butt references on this sub forum for awhile and everyone else got hemorrhoids because of it and blamed me?


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Old 09-21-2009, 11:30 PM   #337
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I'd advise you to stock up on Preparation H.

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Old 09-21-2009, 11:41 PM   #338
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...Wait, there's a difference?

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Old 09-22-2009, 01:02 AM   #339
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Well, I'd offer up your soul.

What if R Lee Ermy were your motivational coach?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-25-2009, 02:38 AM   #340
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I could count on the job to be sufficently done and then some...as much or more than I could handle. "Take that damn sandwich outta your pie hole and listen up when I'm talkin' to you DAMMIT!" (Better than buzzcut due to his years of experience.)

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Depends. Would the game's soundtrack be all Black Sabbath and assorted Ozzie tunes?
Since you asked for it, they would sound something like these:
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What if we got to see Revan and Exile return?
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Old 09-25-2009, 05:40 PM   #341
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our heads would explode with awsomeness.or it would look like the Jedi Masters Mod.

What if Hitler had hated Ginger people?



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Old 09-25-2009, 10:20 PM   #342
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Hitler hated everyone, including himself. I think he was Goth.



What if GTA was the spokesperson for Preparation H?


(Yeah you know you would do it. )


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Old 09-25-2009, 10:26 PM   #343
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It would certainly explain his obsession w/arseholes and foot-in-ass syndrome even further.

Wht if purifier was his job and not just his handle?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:01 AM   #344
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We would all be dead...


What if there was no England and just Ireland, Scotland and Wales?



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Old 09-26-2009, 05:35 AM   #345
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You'd still be British (but probably very happy anyway ).

What if there were 2 moons for earth, about equidistant and not in danger of falling to earth or colliding with each other?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-26-2009, 05:41 AM   #346
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Then the earth would always be in darkness....i think.


What if Totenkopf was any cooler?



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Old 09-26-2009, 10:28 AM   #347
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He would be too cool for LucasForums

What if Karen Traviss' works in Star Wars were restored into canon instead of that stupid Clone Wars TV series?

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Old 09-26-2009, 10:52 AM   #348
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it would still be ***t.


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Old 09-26-2009, 12:36 PM   #349
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He would be a very happy Mandalore.

What if his girlfriend cheated on him?



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Old 09-26-2009, 12:51 PM   #350
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he would be a verry verrry bloodthirsty, revenglful mandalore.


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Old 09-26-2009, 02:54 PM   #351
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TMM would die, naturally.

What if you were the last man on earth and all the women looked Susan Boyle?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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Old 09-26-2009, 03:13 PM   #352
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I would endure the pain and facinate about the red-head girl at my school.


what if totenkopf wernt using the invisible thing (were everyone sees you as offline)?



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Old 09-26-2009, 03:41 PM   #353
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Then he wouldn't be.

What if I went into invisible mode?

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Old 09-26-2009, 04:05 PM   #354
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u wood be in invisible mode....duuuuuuuh!


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Old 09-26-2009, 07:10 PM   #355
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Then they'd be rather mannish. (you never said they came from a template other than Jango)

What if this thread got locked?

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Old 09-26-2009, 07:12 PM   #356
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this post wouldn't be here

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The universe will collapse on itself.

What if Lucasforums closed?
i would cry...

what if i discovered i was alergic to the internet?
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Old 09-26-2009, 07:14 PM   #357
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You wouldn't be here now would you?

What if scav had replied to my question>_>

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Old 09-26-2009, 07:30 PM   #358
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no i wouldn't
GASP!!!! well we'll just have to see

what if Mird's mom was killed by a match and hair spray?
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Old 09-26-2009, 07:33 PM   #359
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It would just be a cutout, since my mom doesn't use hairspray. (bad scav!)

What if everyone of LF switched avvy's?


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Old 09-26-2009, 10:02 PM   #360
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Nobody would still want yours.

What if you forgot how to talk?


Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor, dumb bastard die for his country.---Patton

There is no room in this country for hyphenated Americanism.---Teddy Roosevelt

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.---Groucho

And if you all get killed, I'll piss on your graves.---Shaman Urdnot

How would you like to own a little bit of my foot in your ass.---Red Foreman
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