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Old 11-11-2001, 11:02 PM   #1
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I hate the sky dome and the CN tower too, i hate nathan phillips square and the ontario zoo. The rent's too high, the air's unclean, the beaches are dirty and the people are mean.
and The women are big and the men are dumb, and the children are loopy 'cuz they live in a slum.
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork. They dress real bad, and they think they're New York.
In Toronto, Ontario.
You know, actually, I think I pretty much hate ALL of ontario!
Oh yeah! Me too!

I hate thunder bay and ottawa, kitchener, windsor and oshuwa. London SUCKS and the great lakes SUCK are Sarnia(??) Sucks, and turkeypoint sucks.
I took a trip to ontario to visit Brian Malroney. He beat me up and he stole my pants and he pushed me in a tree.
I went to see the maple leafs, and got hit in the head with a puck. I mean, I don't even know how they did it, I was playing in New york at the time
Ontario!!!!!!... sucks.
Yep! Actually... Now that i REALLY think about it. I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country!
Except Alberta!
Oh yeah, I love Alberta, Yeah, It's really nice. Lots of cows, and rocks, and trees, and dirt (moomoomoo) BUT

I hate Newfound land 'cuz they talk so weird and prince edward island is.. TOO SMALL!
Nova Scotia's dumb 'cuz it's the name of a bank. New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall.
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad, Ontario Sucks Ontario Sucks.
The Population of Manitoba is 1.9 people per Square kilometer... isn't that STUPID?
Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old, and as for the territories, they're too cold!
And, the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia, is it's right next to us!
'Cuz Alberta! Doesn't suck... But calgary does......

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Old 11-12-2001, 06:49 AM   #2
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