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Old 01-06-2009, 12:35 PM   #1
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Winter - A poem by leXX

F**K ME IT'S COLD!


Being human totally sucks most of the time.
Videogames are the only thing that
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- Anorak's Almanac, Chapter 91, Verses 1-2

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:48 PM   #2
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Hm, catchy.

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Old 01-06-2009, 12:55 PM   #3
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Winter
Very cold
I don't like the cold
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Winter
Cold
I hate it
I wanna die

I think so.

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Old 01-06-2009, 03:48 PM   #5
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A winter Haiku.

Winter tis a bitch
So wear something nice and warm
Lest you freeze your tits

That's 5,7,5 right? I'm terrible at counting syllables.


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Old 01-06-2009, 04:24 PM   #6
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oh god it is cold
this haiku doesn't make sense
snuffleupagus
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:52 PM   #7
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Old 01-06-2009, 06:13 PM   #8
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I call this one, Envy Me.

Here down on south
is summer.
Envy me.


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Old 01-06-2009, 06:32 PM   #9
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I call this one, Bite Me.
I'm jealous
I hate you.


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Old 01-06-2009, 06:53 PM   #10
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Old 01-06-2009, 07:41 PM   #11
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I call this one, Violence

Hello
Imma' cut ya
you aint get out meh way!
Duck!

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Old 01-06-2009, 08:02 PM   #12
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Haikus are easy
They do not have to make sense
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Old 01-06-2009, 08:11 PM   #13
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Poetry is not fun.
Seriously.
**** me.

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Old 01-06-2009, 08:40 PM   #14
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
That's all I've got.
Make up your own damn poem if you don't like it...


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Old 01-06-2009, 09:02 PM   #15
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In Houston
The weather sucks
All year long
And I hate it
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Old 01-06-2009, 09:17 PM   #16
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In Chicago it is either
A million above
or
A million below
It sucks.
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Old 01-06-2009, 10:14 PM   #17
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I went to Los Angeles
For a week
And the weather was
Beautiful
But then I went back to Houston
F**k.
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Old 01-06-2009, 11:05 PM   #18
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Last night it was warm.
There was grass outside.
This morning there was a snowstorm.
You couldn't even see where you were driving.
Tonight it is green again.

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Old 01-06-2009, 11:12 PM   #19
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The title is Christmas in Hell's Freezer

To Michigan I was journey bound
When much snow I saw indeed I frowned
Though I left my lady there between those great lakes
When I think of that cold my body aches
Snuffleupagus
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Old 01-07-2009, 12:49 AM   #20
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*ahem*






Norway.






The end.


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Old 01-07-2009, 03:52 PM   #21
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In Ohio
They say there will be ice.
In Ohio
They say there will be snow.
In Ohio
They say there will be sleet.
In Ohio
Weather Forecasters are idiots.
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Old 01-07-2009, 03:57 PM   #22
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*ahem*






Norway.






The end.
*ahem*

Finland

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Old 01-07-2009, 05:17 PM   #23
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Sweater Are Cool For Nerds

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Old 01-07-2009, 06:20 PM   #24
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Sweater Are Cool For Nerds
Sweater are cool.

Wow. No more poetry privileges for you.

Because you can't speak English.

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Old 01-07-2009, 06:28 PM   #25
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I call this one, Bite Me.
A reply poem, I'm above all this:

After all,
summie or wintie,
it's always warm
down here.


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Old 01-07-2009, 06:56 PM   #26
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said BAD TYRION BAD BAD BAD BAD


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Old 01-07-2009, 08:16 PM   #27
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Soft whiteness
falls from the sky
footsteps in it
my skin's really dry

My heating is messed up
and my house is old
my window's are busted
and DAMN MY ROOM IS COLD.

But I had a nice holiday
spent some time with my honey
got an xbox, a necklace
and a whole lot of money

It's school time my friends
so no more snowy games to play
guess summer is like what Frost said
"Nothing gold can stay"

So now I'm in a musical
Three months of Producer filled nights
and I'm done rhyming for now
cause it's still really cold, alright?
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:00 PM   #28
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Knew someone would crash the party sooner or later with an actually good poem. Thanks a lot, Ave.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:34 PM   #29
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You ruined it. *cries*

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Old 01-07-2009, 10:07 PM   #30
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Really? Cause I honestly did NOT try... I'm actually in a terrible funk right now.
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Old 01-08-2009, 12:32 AM   #31
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I'm actually in a terrible funk right now.
well then here is some good funk.



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Old 01-08-2009, 03:07 AM   #32
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In Chicago it is either
A million above
or
A million below
It sucks.
AND...
On Tuesdays and Thursdays
The wind will blow away all of you,
and
all of your holiday decorations too...
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Old 01-08-2009, 05:51 AM   #33
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My heating is messed up
and my house is old
my window's are busted
and DAMN MY ROOM IS COLD.

That's my situation in a nutshell, my car is warmer then my room but you can only stay out for so long.



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Old 01-08-2009, 11:37 AM   #34
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Old 01-08-2009, 02:15 PM   #35
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i find it offensive that im being singled out in the way i am, ty gets his posts edited, mine get deleted


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Old 01-08-2009, 02:22 PM   #36
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i find it offensive that im being singled out in the way i am, ty gets his posts edited, mine get deleted
I kept the edited one because I find ET's cutoff message amusing. He got his other post deleted too, so it's even.

Oh, and this is a poem.

George Bush Jesus Consumerism America Bombs

There, it's a slam poem.
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Old 01-08-2009, 07:31 PM   #37
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ET, you missed a woo-wah-ding-a-ling-ting left in one of the quotes above. It might harm some poor child's evidently fragile mind if he sees it, so you better get to work.

(Also, I got called a man in a poem! SCORE TEAM AWESOME!)



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driving in snow
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when the tires are spinning
and donuts are done


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I kept the edited one because I find ET's cutoff message amusing. He got his other post deleted too, so it's even.
IG is an equal opportunity censor.


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When winter is here
and posts are over the top
IG-64 will be there
With the broom and the mop


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