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02-13-2009, 04:45 AM
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COME ON!
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Ever made a joke no one else got?
At work today we had a meeting and they were showing a video demonstrating the manueverability of a russian SU-30MK. That jet was doing some very slick moves in the air flying around, and at one point I said out loud "DO A BARREL ROLL!"
instead everyone just kinda stared at me blankly. 
It's my ILLUSION!
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02-13-2009, 05:02 AM
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Forum Mum
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02-13-2009, 05:27 AM
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COME ON!
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yeah like that, except the hair didn't stand up. 
It's my ILLUSION!
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02-13-2009, 08:25 AM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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Go back to /b/.
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02-13-2009, 09:28 AM
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I have said "fap", like "What's taking him so long?" "He's probably fapping" and people don't get it. I think only Internet people know that word.
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02-13-2009, 09:31 AM
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Indeed.
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Originally Posted by Darth Moeller
I have said "fap", like "What's taking him so long?" "He's probably fapping" and people don't get it. I think only Internet people know that word.
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Lulz, yeah that's one of the reasons I try to limit my internet 'slang' in the real world, it just gets awkward.
Us Finns have no sense of humor so I never make jokes anyway.
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02-13-2009, 09:39 AM
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...you monster.
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Yeah, but I've tried to make jokes that people would actually get even if they weren't on the internet all day, and people still don't get it.
And never try to joke around my brother, he will give only you a dead expression.
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02-13-2009, 09:47 AM
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I never Kipled
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All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
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02-13-2009, 10:19 AM
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...you monster.
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Originally Posted by Samnmax221
All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
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There's an easy fix to that: just end the joke with a reference to sexual organs. Should work every time.
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02-13-2009, 11:11 AM
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A peppermint nightmare.
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Serious post:
The internet has desensitized me to a degree where nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore, and as a result of it my humor doesn't always receive positive reactions. This is especially true if my judgment is impaired by alcohol, I've almost gotten myself into big trouble a few times because of some jokes/antics made in very poor taste.
Pondering the mystery of rainbows, UFOs, and ****ing magnets.
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02-13-2009, 11:49 AM
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Get bent!
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I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.
Errr... yeah... talk about a boring post...
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02-13-2009, 12:08 PM
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My jokes are gotten, but are lame... 
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02-13-2009, 12:49 PM
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Most folks don't understand my obscure history jokes.
Or the countless 80s references I make :[
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02-13-2009, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Pie™
Serious post:
The internet has desensitized me to a degree where nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore, and as a result of it my humor doesn't always receive positive reactions. This is especially true if my judgment is impaired by alcohol, I've almost gotten myself into big trouble a few times because of some jokes/antics made in very poor taste.
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Examples? >.> <.<
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02-13-2009, 02:49 PM
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Everything I say always ends in "LOL" "WTF" or "ROFL". However, all of my friends actually get these jokes but no one esle.
ROFL.
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02-13-2009, 03:16 PM
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This has never happened to me, as I am incredibly hilarious and all of my jokes result in hysterics.
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02-13-2009, 03:24 PM
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When I was an undertaker, I could never get the punchlines of my jokes right. I would have, but I couldn't stop coffin'.
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02-13-2009, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TiE23
I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.
Errr... yeah... talk about a boring post...
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no it didnt
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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02-13-2009, 04:14 PM
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..the wonders I have seen
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no it didnt
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Barrel_Roll
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02-13-2009, 04:17 PM
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When I was an undertaker, I could never get the punchlines of my jokes right. I would have, but I couldn't stop coffin'.
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i ought to ban you for that
have a suggestion for the lf poll? pm me
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02-13-2009, 04:43 PM
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i ought to ban you for that
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02-13-2009, 04:57 PM
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this is the best youtube video
"No, Mama. You can bet your sweet ass and half a titty whoever put that hit on you already got the cops in their back pocket." ~Black Dynamite
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02-13-2009, 05:17 PM
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Get bent!
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Originally Posted by TiE23
I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.
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no it didnt
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http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Barrel_Roll
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Ooooo, I was right...
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02-13-2009, 05:20 PM
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The Barrel Roll fad comes from the 1997 Nintendo flying simulator/space combat game Starfox 64. It came from a phrase that one of the character's main wingmen, Peppy Hare, repeated throughout the game. The fad may have been started by members from the Life, Universe, and Everything board on GameFAQs.
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no you werent
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02-13-2009, 05:21 PM
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..the wonders I have seen
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Aww guybrush... CMI was so good.
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02-13-2009, 05:28 PM
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Get bent!
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That's a forum fad, not an internet meme. YTMND made it big. 4chan create and uses internet fads and let them fester there for years. Hur dur dur dur derr.
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02-13-2009, 05:31 PM
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observe as the tie23 attempts to backpedal and stumbles
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02-13-2009, 05:42 PM
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Fascinating!
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02-13-2009, 07:03 PM
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Get bent!
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Response:
http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/
*Failed* :' (
I shall lose sleep over that technicality jmac. I should have known you were an avid GameFaqs poster in the Life, Universe, and Everything board back in 2004. My hopes were indeed dashed.
*Hands over pistol and horse* <--- (Perfect example of a bad history joke)
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02-13-2009, 07:21 PM
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damn me and my ability to read and comprehend words
http://fyad.ytmnd.com/
heh now you sir are the one who is owned
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02-13-2009, 07:22 PM
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My favorite muppet! Beaker always cracks me up. I have no idea why.
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02-13-2009, 07:25 PM
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My favorite muppet! Beaker always cracks me up. I have no idea why.
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Rowlf is better.
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02-13-2009, 07:28 PM
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Yeah, Rowlf is pretty damn cool, too.
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It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
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So, you're kinda left feeling like Dennis Miller?
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02-13-2009, 07:32 PM
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are you gonna just lay down and take being compared to dennis miller
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02-13-2009, 07:57 PM
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Obusha
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I wouldn't mind being compared to Dennis Miller.
Hell: I wouldn't mind being Dennis Miller. 
"Mind your wants, 'cause someone wants your mind." -George Clinton
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02-13-2009, 08:05 PM
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yeah i wouldnt mind being dennis miller either the guy's ****ing rich but he's gone insane and now all of his jokes are bitter rants about killing arabs or how global warming is a myth and sound like he attacked a thesaurus and arranged the entries to write them
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02-13-2009, 08:20 PM
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One word, "Hitler". :|
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02-13-2009, 08:38 PM
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yeah i wouldnt mind being dennis miller either the guy's ****ing rich but he's gone insane and now all of his jokes are bitter rants about killing arabs or how global warming is a myth and sound like he attacked a thesaurus and arranged the entries to write them
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He still has a hot wife, though.
And he's still funnier than Al Franken.
Not that that's saying much, of course...
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02-13-2009, 09:21 PM
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All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
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Exactly, I'm amazed by how many people nowadays who are out of the loop, or have little to no understanding of important, historic events.
I mean, who doesn't get "Don't cross the streams"?
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