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Old 02-13-2009, 04:45 AM   #1
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Ever made a joke no one else got?

At work today we had a meeting and they were showing a video demonstrating the manueverability of a russian SU-30MK. That jet was doing some very slick moves in the air flying around, and at one point I said out loud "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

instead everyone just kinda stared at me blankly.


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Old 02-13-2009, 05:02 AM   #2
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:27 AM   #3
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yeah like that, except the hair didn't stand up.


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Old 02-13-2009, 08:25 AM   #4
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:28 AM   #5
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I have said "fap", like "What's taking him so long?" "He's probably fapping" and people don't get it. I think only Internet people know that word.


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Old 02-13-2009, 09:31 AM   #6
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I have said "fap", like "What's taking him so long?" "He's probably fapping" and people don't get it. I think only Internet people know that word.
Lulz, yeah that's one of the reasons I try to limit my internet 'slang' in the real world, it just gets awkward.

Us Finns have no sense of humor so I never make jokes anyway.

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Old 02-13-2009, 09:39 AM   #7
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Yeah, but I've tried to make jokes that people would actually get even if they weren't on the internet all day, and people still don't get it.

And never try to joke around my brother, he will give only you a dead expression.
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:47 AM   #8
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All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:19 AM   #9
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All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
There's an easy fix to that: just end the joke with a reference to sexual organs. Should work every time.
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Old 02-13-2009, 11:11 AM   #10
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The internet has desensitized me to a degree where nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore, and as a result of it my humor doesn't always receive positive reactions. This is especially true if my judgment is impaired by alcohol, I've almost gotten myself into big trouble a few times because of some jokes/antics made in very poor taste.




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Old 02-13-2009, 11:49 AM   #11
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I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.

Errr... yeah... talk about a boring post...


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Old 02-13-2009, 12:08 PM   #12
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My jokes are gotten, but are lame...
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:49 PM   #13
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Most folks don't understand my obscure history jokes.


Or the countless 80s references I make :[

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Old 02-13-2009, 01:30 PM   #14
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The internet has desensitized me to a degree where nothing shocks or disturbs me anymore, and as a result of it my humor doesn't always receive positive reactions. This is especially true if my judgment is impaired by alcohol, I've almost gotten myself into big trouble a few times because of some jokes/antics made in very poor taste.
Examples? >.> <.<


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Old 02-13-2009, 02:49 PM   #15
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Everything I say always ends in "LOL" "WTF" or "ROFL". However, all of my friends actually get these jokes but no one esle.

ROFL.

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Old 02-13-2009, 03:16 PM   #16
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This has never happened to me, as I am incredibly hilarious and all of my jokes result in hysterics.



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Old 02-13-2009, 03:24 PM   #17
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When I was an undertaker, I could never get the punchlines of my jokes right. I would have, but I couldn't stop coffin'.


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Old 02-13-2009, 03:40 PM   #18
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I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.

Errr... yeah... talk about a boring post...
no it didnt



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Old 02-13-2009, 03:55 PM   #19
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no it didnt
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:14 PM   #20
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no it didnt
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Barrel_Roll

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Old 02-13-2009, 04:17 PM   #21
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When I was an undertaker, I could never get the punchlines of my jokes right. I would have, but I couldn't stop coffin'.
i ought to ban you for that




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Old 02-13-2009, 04:43 PM   #22
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Old 02-13-2009, 04:57 PM   #23
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:17 PM   #24
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I think you mean YTMND. I think that meme came from there... too bad that place has since pretty much died.
no it didnt
http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Barrel_Roll

Ooooo, I was right...


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The Barrel Roll fad comes from the 1997 Nintendo flying simulator/space combat game Starfox 64. It came from a phrase that one of the character's main wingmen, Peppy Hare, repeated throughout the game. The fad may have been started by members from the Life, Universe, and Everything board on GameFAQs.
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That's a forum fad, not an internet meme. YTMND made it big. 4chan create and uses internet fads and let them fester there for years. Hur dur dur dur derr.


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observe as the tie23 attempts to backpedal and stumbles



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http://eeuauaughhhuauaahh.ytmnd.com/


*Failed* :' (

I shall lose sleep over that technicality jmac. I should have known you were an avid GameFaqs poster in the Life, Universe, and Everything board back in 2004. My hopes were indeed dashed.

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Old 02-13-2009, 07:21 PM   #31
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damn me and my ability to read and comprehend words

http://fyad.ytmnd.com/

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My favorite muppet! Beaker always cracks me up. I have no idea why.
Rowlf is better.
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:28 PM   #34
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It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
So, you're kinda left feeling like Dennis Miller?


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are you gonna just lay down and take being compared to dennis miller



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I wouldn't mind being compared to Dennis Miller.

Hell: I wouldn't mind being Dennis Miller.


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yeah i wouldnt mind being dennis miller either the guy's ****ing rich but he's gone insane and now all of his jokes are bitter rants about killing arabs or how global warming is a myth and sound like he attacked a thesaurus and arranged the entries to write them



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One word, "Hitler". :|




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yeah i wouldnt mind being dennis miller either the guy's ****ing rich but he's gone insane and now all of his jokes are bitter rants about killing arabs or how global warming is a myth and sound like he attacked a thesaurus and arranged the entries to write them
He still has a hot wife, though.

And he's still funnier than Al Franken.

Not that that's saying much, of course...


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All the time. It's gotten to the point where most people don't know anything about current events (Actually important current events), or basic history, so there goes most of my material right there.
Exactly, I'm amazed by how many people nowadays who are out of the loop, or have little to no understanding of important, historic events.







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