Not-so-famous Quotes & Phrases Game

[Alkonium]

This is a real quote, but still
"Ok Freeman, be adequate!" Sheckley, Half-Life 2: Episode Two

[Astrotoy7]

-"Look Sir, Droids!"
-''What makes you say that?"
-"Isn't this a restraining bolt or something?"
-"Ugh, you're such geek."
-"You're so mean!" *runs away crying* -ANH. Deleted Dialogue

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[Bokken]

"Don't ever...be...alone.

Private Caboose/O'Mally

[CommanderQ]

Ohh..this looks fun..

Obi-Wan: Padme, Yoda knows about you and Anakin.

Padme: Oh no...

Obi-Wan: And I must say, Yoda is fiercely jealous...

Deleted Scene from "Revenge of the Sith"

[Astrotoy7]

''when I was a youngling, play with myself I did. Stunt my growth it has. . . '' -Yoda

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[CommanderQ]

They always made fun of the bald guy back in my younger days, Anakin. Then I decided that the bald guy could beat the force out of them. This lesson, Anakin, don't make fun of bald guys.

-Mace Windu, shortly before being electrocuted and thrown out the window

[LordJhredmo]

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, some guys in plastic got mad at some hobos and shot them apart, but ended up getting their dumb little space station blow'd up."

-Anonymous Star Wars-hater

[Astrotoy7]

"I find your lack of plaits disturbing!" -Vader giving an inspirational speech to Girl Guides

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[CommanderQ]

"Oh no, you didn't!! *snaps fingers* "

-Darth Vader, after watching the Death Star explode

[Bokken]

"Luke's not gay, he's just a little bi-curious."

-Dann Boeing, Battle of the Titans

[CommanderQ]

"You know that guy who blew up the Death Star?

Who? The geek with the bad haircut? Yeah I know him."

-Random pilot to Wedge Antilles in a deleted scene of Episode V

[Alkonium]

"Drop your pants! I said drop 'em." - Battle Droid to Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi , Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

[Astrotoy7]

"The Needs of the Many, outweigh the needs of my poo" -Original Spock Death Scene, set in the Toilet of the USS Enterprise

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[CommanderQ]

We shall fight them on the beaches! We shall fight them in the fields! We shall fight them at Tea Time!! Well, maybe not....

-Winston Churchill's famous speech, before proofreading....

[Astrotoy7]

"POINDEXTERRRRRRRR!" -Capt Kirk, Original script of Star Trek II, before name change of main villain to 'Khan'

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[CommanderQ]

Kirk: Beam me up, Scotty.

Scotty: No.

-Original Script of Star Trek, with original Scotty actor, who was later fired due to not following script.

[Alkonium]

"The world will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll whisper, 'I just farted'" - Rorschach, Two and a Half Watchmen

[CommanderQ]

"GIVE ME LIBERTY!! OR GIVE ME TEA!!"

-Patrick Henry's fateful first attempt at a speech, the English gladly sent him tea.

[Astrotoy7]

"GIVE ME LIBERTY AND LET ME PEE!" The Bladder to the Kidney, after a long night of drinking

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[CommanderQ]

"Four Score and Seven Years ago, our forefather's won some land in the New World in a game of dice...."

-First Draft of Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg address, was burned shortly after

[Astrotoy7]

"She must have hidden the plans in the mini bar...hic.... good work commander...hic.... I will deal with this myself....hic...." -Drunk Vader, Darth Vader's unreliable assistant. Cut after third draft of A New Hope.

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[CommanderQ]

Tattoine, Tusken Raider Camp

Shmi Skywalker: ANNIE!!

Anakin: ARGH!! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! *Swings lightsaber*

-Original Dark Side script for Episode II: Attack of the Clones, written by George Lucas shortly before being locked in a room.

[Astrotoy7]

''General Kenobi...years ago you sliced up my father in the clone wars....'' -Holo Leia who knew the truth

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[CommanderQ]

Luke: Is Darth Vader my father?

Dying Yoda: Well? Tell you what, did he? Hmpf. Believe him not do you? HMPF. Fine Father-son relationship you have...

Luke: Yoda!! He chopped off my hand!

Yoda: It's imperative you understand...he's your father! He's yo father!!! *Breaks down into wrap song*

-Original Death scene, George Lucas thought it would lighten the mood, someone burned the script shortly after reading

[Alkonium]

"The dark side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities, like the ability to kick some serious ass!" - Palpatine

[CommanderQ]

Obi: "That's no moon."

Luke: *busts out laughing* Of course not!! It doesn't have the other side!!

Han: Idiot.

C-3P0: Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior...

Chewbacca: RROAAR!! {Trans: YOU'RE SO WEIRD, YOU FREAK! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!}

-Deleted scene, was considered to stupid to be even documented.

[Alkonium]

"And then they made me their chef." - Jack Sparrow

[CommanderQ]

Sallah: What? You were named after the dog?! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dr. Henry Jones Sr: As a matter of fact! He was! HAHAHAAH!

Indiana Jones: I hate my name.

-Original ending to The Last Crusade

[Astrotoy7]

"Sooooo.... you have a twin sister. Youre feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Im all robotic in the pants area y'know....." -Darth Vader. Deleted Dialogue. ROTJ:SE

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[CommanderQ]

"Yo....dis party is OVAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

-Original Mace Windu dialogue, George Lucas wanted to convey some culture via a purple lightsaber..

[Astrotoy7]

"Thats it kiss her... mmmm... she's your sister, but Im not tellin you yet... mmmmm...."

-Thoughts of a perverted young George Lucas when Leia smooches with Luke on Hoth base Medical Bay



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[CommanderQ]

Han: When Luke gets back, I won't get in the way...

Leia: No, it's not like that, he's my brother....

Han: *totally surprise and is thinking hard* Wait....that means....and the Hoth kiss.......EEEEHHHHH!!!! *Throws up and runs away*


-The second script George Lucas wrote, trying to convey how someone would really react

[Astrotoy7]

"As the new Grand Chancellor of The Republic, my first act will be to create a Grand Army of Hot Twilek College Girl Mudwrestlers, and make a holo-vid of them 'Going Wild'
-Chancellor Palpatine. AOTC. Sealed Edition.

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[CommanderQ]

"As you can see...the Jedi attack has left me scarred and deformed.....but no matter! Plastic surgery will do the job!"

-Emperor Palpatine's original Inaugaration of the Empire speech

[Darth Avlectus]

Amidala:" So this is how idiot-ocracy dies, with thunderous applause. "


Butt-Head: Uhh sewage? That doesn't come out of the ground, it comes from, like toilets. Uh-huhuh.
(continue it if you know the episode)

[CommanderQ]

Obi-Wan's voice: Luke....use the force....

Luke: Hmm? What was that?

Obi-Wan's voice: I said....use the force....

Luke: I'm sorry...there's a voice in my head...what did you say?

Obi-Wan's voice: ARRGGGHHHH!!! USE THE FORCE, DAG NAMMIT!!


-Deleted scene from A New Hope

[Astrotoy7]

'Oota Goota Supa Computa Solo" -Greedo Scene with Han Solo as droid

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[CommanderQ]

Boba Fett: He's no good to me dead...

Darth Vader: Don't worry, he's no good to us dead either....

Boba Fett: Woah.....that was not planned...


-Boba Fett trying to work his extra pay scheme, deleted scene

[Astrotoy7]

*Vader kneels before a holoprojection of The Emperor*


"What is thy bidding, my master?"

"Lord Vader, there is a great disturbance in the Force"

"I have felt it, Master"

"We have a knew enemy, Larry the Laxative Clown"

"But...he is just a clown"

"He could destroy us both...my cloak would be soiled, and your leg circuits would fry"

"If he could be turned.........he would become a powerful ally"

"Can it be done?"

"He will join us, or our butts become pies, Master...."
-Day 124. Shooting Script Notes. TESB.

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[Alkonium]

"Give a man a fish, and he'll stink up the whole town. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll poke your eye out."