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Old 04-01-2009, 04:09 AM   #1
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A Confession

I haven't posted in a while. There are many reasons. I needed... time. Time to think about what I'm about to tell you.

I have a confession to make.

I'm a guy. Male. XY chromosomes, external genitalia, uncomfortable family jewels, all of that. However, I spent much of my formative Internet years on this forum. During this, my first foray into the Internet, I kept secret almost every bit of personal information about myself that there was. My name, my state, my home country, even my gender. I was just a little paranoid.

Everyone here quickly got used to my ambiguity. Some people even turned it into a guessing game. I think some people were even disappointed when they eventually discovered my gender. Not necessarily by what gender it was, but because the confusion was gone.

And somewhere along the line... I grew to like the ambiguity. I started to glory in it. To feast on it. To splash in it like rain puddles. Some other inappropriate metaphors as well.

So... I made a choice. A significant one.

I'm getting a sex change. It was a hard decision, one that was a long time coming.

But I'm not becoming female. Oh no. (After all, I wouldn't want to be a chromosomally inferior version of leXX.)

I'm becoming a hermaphrodite.

I'm sure I can count on all of your support during this difficult time.


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Old 04-01-2009, 03:16 PM   #2
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:55 PM   #3
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Old 04-02-2009, 01:33 AM   #4
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You're really bored, aren't you Pinky XD
That's hardly a boring epiphany!

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Old 04-02-2009, 03:15 AM   #5
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Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. How do your parents feel about it?


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Old 04-02-2009, 06:38 AM   #6
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Good luck Red. I know it can't have been an easy decision to make, but you must do whatever you feel will make you happy. How do your parents feel about it?
Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy.

It's like two for the price of one!

Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.>


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Old 04-02-2009, 03:23 PM   #7
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Well, I haven't told them yet, but I imagine they will be excited that their son could now potentially be a daddy and a mommy.

It's like two for the price of one!

Not enough pranks on this forum for an April Fool's Day. Not nearly enough. >.>
And for 10 bucks extra you can also be the family dog

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Old 04-02-2009, 03:48 PM   #8
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God damn. I think this is the first April Fools joke I've ever fallen for. You had me Red. I HATE YOU.


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Old 04-02-2009, 04:45 PM   #9
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:01 PM   #10
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Oh, leXX, how we love you.

In fairness, I had to do a double-take when he linked me to it yesterday, to make sure what the date was. XD;; It's the kind of thing I almost expect from our dear Rewding.


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Old 04-02-2009, 08:21 PM   #11
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Old 04-03-2009, 01:22 PM   #12
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Aw! i missed all the 'action'

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Old 04-07-2009, 08:50 PM   #13
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I say we hold him (/her) to going through with it now... just to prove the point.

I don't really know what the point is... but the idea of forced gender reassignment makes me happy.



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Old 04-07-2009, 08:57 PM   #14
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Admit it ed, you want to get into the sack with Red.


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Old 04-07-2009, 09:01 PM   #15
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Hmmm... Who says I haven't already?

Things might just be getting a bit stale and predictable. Maybe I just want to shake things up a bit.


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Old 04-08-2009, 05:17 PM   #16
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Shakin things up a bit?

oh, so you're going to stop being the 'taker' and be the 'giver'?

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Old 04-08-2009, 05:37 PM   #17
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This way we could both be both... simultaneously.
All the bases covered... all the time!

Everybody loves you when you are bi... and hermaphroditic.


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Old 04-08-2009, 05:58 PM   #18
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ah, putting the 'kink' back in 'kinky'

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Old 04-11-2009, 03:24 PM   #19
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Well, look at Chyna the wrestler. She is clearly a hermaphrodite, yet many men dream of having sex with her. *shudders* And I mean this with all seriousness, I mean come on she has a penis!


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 04-11-2009, 07:44 PM   #20
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Well, look at Chyna the wrestler.
Now that you've spoiled us all as to the secret, I'd rather not.

Though you clearly have.


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Old 04-17-2009, 06:38 PM   #21
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Old 04-18-2009, 02:48 PM   #22
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What's up everyone.
Lovely discussion, as always. I always drop in on the most wonderful threads.

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Old 06-20-2009, 11:04 PM   #23
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The scary thing is...
I missed my brother admitting he was a man... by 2 months.

All these years, I though he was a girl.

My daughter even calls him "auntie"... <_<

Whats Penny supposed to call you now?!?!

You try explaining what a hermaphrodite is to a one year old!! XD


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Old 06-22-2009, 08:27 AM   #24
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Old 07-31-2009, 04:47 PM   #25
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:57 PM   #26
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So, I was playing Beneath a Steel Sky on my iPhone today, and came across this. I instantly thought of this thread. I wonder why? XD



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Old 10-14-2009, 06:01 PM   #27
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:03 PM   #28
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:10 PM   #29
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Geez, you guys are so stoooopid. You didn't notice the 'ITC'? Geez.


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Old 10-14-2009, 06:51 PM   #30
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Oh... right...


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Old 10-14-2009, 08:37 PM   #31
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Ahhhh!!! ZOMBIE THREAD RISES FROM THE GRAVE!!!


RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Old 10-14-2009, 11:19 PM   #32
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Brainssss...

Brrrraaainnnsss...


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Old 10-22-2009, 10:36 AM   #33
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Beneath a steel sky? I loved that game. But alas, it does not work on today's speedy computers.


Alright, alright. Let's just calm down and settle this over a nice cyanide pill eating contest, you go first.
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:19 AM   #34
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Beneath a steel sky? I loved that game. But alas, it does not work on today's speedy computers.
You can download it for free from ScummVM, and it works really good. http://www.scummvm.org/downloads/


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Old 11-23-2009, 05:17 PM   #35
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Yes, and ScummVM runs on like a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g, Linux, Mac, console, your phone. It's awesome.


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